From Me To You
Big kudos to you, Nate.
I can't really remember what I sent you in the last email, but I remember this comment you made though. You said that, you'd be fine just talking about random nonsense like the weather. I'd rather you take a shotgun and end my life, seriously. If you really like talking to me, and would want to keep talking to me, then please, no small talk about the weather and things that don't really matter.
Doing that is almost as effective as murdering me with an actual weapon. I'd die of boredom.