Mr Hankey Christmas Poo South Park Novels & Stories

But here I am, wearing just a woolen coat over my dress, battling the cold. We cross several bars and restaurants. The air is thick with the scent of food, warmth and animated chatter rolls out on the street. When we turn around the corner a group of men fall out of a bar. The leader is dressed in a pink bunny suit, sporting a black eye and obviously drunk out of his mind. He falls against the wall, lulling to his friends that he is the best bunny ever and all the other fuckers are just jealous. Kian makes a face, but I can't help but chuckle.

I haven't seen Damanico lately so I couldn't apologize for blowing him off. "You call that popcorn chicken?" Xavier asked sarcastically as we sat down in the sitting room watching TV "I call that deformed circles." I laughed and Neveah started to crack up. "Am not eating that!" he continued "My cells might refuse to get old and die and make room for new ones when they see deform chicken which represent them when they get old!" I laughed even harder and fell off the couch and rolled on the floor laughing and Neveah held her sides laughing and Hinako was rolling on the floor too. Xavier looked at me.

“Are you in any position to debate about my instructions?” “Yes…” Harry snapped, “You have no right to command me and…what are you called again…?” “I'm Kieran.” Kieran introduced himself without his last name. That was a bit off. He was so casual. “Kie…what!” Harry chuckled, “I heard you are a delivery man for the Snow’s group. Why are you here?” Snow’s group? A delivery man? But he never mentioned that to me. Or is it because our relationship wasn't genuine?' I mumble under my breath. But the little time we've spent together was enough for him to tell me everything about himself. Maybe he didn't care about me.

Kiran suddenly laughed. Snow was irritated by Kiran’s constant teasing, so she said on purpose, “You’re mistaken! I’ll go accept Hans's proposal later!” “If he wants second-hand goods, there’s nothing I can do about it.” Kiran suppressed a smile. “Kiran, believe it or not, but I’m going to stab you to death tonight!” Snow raised her voice in anger. “Stab me?” Kiran’s eyes lit up as he asked. Snow could sense his sarcasm. “You…”

I simply lowered my bottoms waistband and briefs, flashing my semi-hard dick out as I changed topic as if nothing happened. That worked. He shut up, joined me on the couch, got his face on my crotch and gave it a good sniff - I must've been a bit musky as I had been on a run in South Park earlier that day. He seemed to enjoy that so I got my (now fully hard) dick out.

Mj whispered “is one of them Santa Claus?” Mara laughed and Mj could hear the commotion of people coming in through the backdoor. She couldn't help herself, her nerves were on edge so she continued to joke trying to take the edge off. “oh no I got it” Mj giggled, “one of your friends is the Easter Bunny and the other is a Chupacabra” she was really starting to enjoy herself now. “ No, no, wait I got it,” Mj giggled “all your friends are vicious man eating werebeasts and you're afraid im gonna judge you for having-” but before Mj could say another word Mara removed her hands and Mj blinked to clear the fog in her vision.

What I see is a clown with the word 'moron' stamped on his stupid monkey face" Halton burst out laughing. "See? Isn't that man quite laughable just like a clown?" "HaHa Oh my god this is too funny" He laughed like an idiot, snorting like a pig. "And you speak too much for a dog! stop barking and drive!". "Yes, mam!"

I said, looking for the screen. "Yeah, Kevin Hart is hella funny" he said, chuckling. I laugh, of course I agree with him. I stood up and turned off the lights. I went back to my seat and played Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. We sip our cocoa munching on the cookies as we watch it. ******

Henry told us, and we started laughing. "Oh, Henry, even Marcus already knows you're kind of slow!" Patrick teased his friend. "Want to give up, man-whore?" I asked, and he smiled. "No way! I'm going to teach him to pee on the idiots." Henry pointed at the others. "We've already agreed, the first one he's going to soak will be Uncle Patrick."