My Boyfriend's Ex Gifted Me Hornets!
On the day my boyfriend and I moved into our new home, his ex-girlfriend gave us a mysterious gift.
The moment I opened the front door, a swarm of hornets came flying out. I screamed in fright as I felt seven or eight stings from them.
His ex, Erica Loft, jumped out from behind the door with a giggle. She shouted, "Surprise!
"I went up the mountains to visit a master craftsman. I wanted to get you this specially brewed hornet wine, and I even brought back a hornet's nest for you to decorate your new house with!
"Isn't this a great gift?"
Erica made a face at us. She was gleeful at the messy predicament I was in.
My boyfriend, Joe Fulham, clenched his teeth. He rushed forward to grab Erica by the wrist as he shouted angrily at her.
"Are you crazy? Don't you know that hornets are venomous?! Is this really a surprise, or are you trying to hurt us?"
I listened to another one of their huge arguments from behind the door, feeling like an outsider in my own relationship.
As I felt the stinging pain in my arm, I knew this wedding was about to fall through.