Crazy Adventures
Daddy's voice rose to a high squeak at best as he followed her out of the pool to greet me.
"Well if it isn't the wandering Cow," I said sarcastically, "by the looks of you I'd say that you finally lost that prized hymen you valued so highly. And what's this? No wedding ring!"
"No," she replied, then gave me a peck on the right cheek, our way of being sisterly, and I pecked right back, "no wedding ring, but I do have three engagement rings. Does that count?
"Only if you're wearing them," I snapped back.