One Liner Jokes Tagalog

"Ang mga PUTI at ITIM ay parehong mga lahi ng BAMPIRA na mahigpit na magkaribal sa mahabang panahon simula sa taong Pitong-daan at dalawa (702)." Ang mga puting bampira ay ang mga bampirang itinuturing na mabubuti at may puso ngunit sa kabilang banda naman, ang mga itim ang siyang kabaliktaran. Mga traydor, gahaman, at walang mga puso sa kapwa nilang kalahi. Nang maisilang ang Ikalabing-tatlong Prinsipe ng mga itim ay naalerto ang mga puti dahil nakasaad sa orakulo na matutuldukan na ang kanilang lahi kung maisisilang ang itim na bampirang iyon ngunit hindi nila napigilan ang pagluluwal ng Reyna ng mga itim. Habang lumalaki ang bunsong anak ng Supremo ng mga itim ay mas lalo itong nagiging makapangyarihan kung kaya't nagsagawa sila ng hakbang upang unahan ang nga itim sa gagawin ng mga itong pag-ubos sa kanila. Hindi nila inaasahan na mapapatumba nila ang Prinsipe ng mga itim sa pamamagitan ng isang kemikal na magpapatulog nito sa mahabang panahon. Nagkaroon ng pag-asa ang mga puti nang sabihin ng orakulo na may sanggol na magmumula sa kanilang lahi na siyang tuluyang makakagapi sa Prinsipe ng mga itim. Ngunit, lingid sa kanilang kaalaman na may natitira pa pa lang mga bampira na nagmula sa lahi ng mga itim na desididong muling pabangonin ang kanilang lahi na matagal nang natutulog sa mahabang panahon. Sino lahi ang magwawagi? At sinong lahi ang tuluyang mabubura sa kasaysayan?

in love there are two things, bodies and words. only, you have the right to choose your way a a. A complete Filipino (Tagalog version of the main Story Trash one.)

Zyle Castillo was raised to become a gentleman. He used to work as a courier of a post office when his path crossed to the thin, clumsy yet gorgeous woman named Arila Collins. Their interests will brought them together until the small spark ignite into a sweet, fiery fire. But the summer was soon to end and there are things that hadn't been discussed yet. They need to do things fast, before it's too late. Before all they can do is to regret and ask what ifs. Or maybe it's just another summer love.

Everyone wants to be me. Who wouldn't? I've got the looks, sexy body, money and Andrew Maru Ottave, my husband. Pero kung malalaman lang siguro nila kung sino at ano talaga ang nangyayari sa buhay ko, hindi ko alam kung gugustuhin pa nilang maging ako. Simula pagkabata ay alam ko na ang aking magiging kapalaran. Wala akong karapatan na mamili kung sino ang gusto kong makasama habambuhay. Dahil sa huli ang mga magulang ko pa rin ang magdedesisyon kung sino ang aking mapapangasawa. It's not a new thing with the elite. My parents are also a product of an arranged marriage. They marry for business and had a child for business. And just like my mom, I will also be a Business Wife.

Buong akala ni Hope Vasquez ay siya na ang pinakamasuwerteng babae sa buong mundo nang pakasalan siya ni Dr. Isaac Monteverdi, ang lalaking pinapangarap niya simula pa noong bata pa lamang siya. Hindi lingid sa kaniyang kaalaman na ang dahilan lamang ng pagpapakasal ng lalaki sa kaniya ay para sundin nito ang kagustuhan ng kanilang mga magulang at para na rin takasan nito ang masakit na alaala sa dating kasintahan. Hope gave her all for Isaac para matutunan din siya nitong mahalin. She even gave up her glamorous career in show business and became the kind of wife every man dreams of. Subalit gumuho ang kaniyang pangarap na mamahalin din siya ng asawa nang biglang bumalik sa buhay nito si Angenette, his first love. Kung kailan nagsisimula niya nang makuha ang loob ni Isaac ay saka naman ito bumalik para bawiin ito sa kaniya. Despite of everything Isaac did that could ruin their marriage, Hope remained loyal to him. Handa siyang magpakatanga at tanggapin ang pagtataksil nito as long as na hindi siya iiwanan nito. Subalit isang trahedya ang nagpabago sa kaniyang pananaw at sa pag-ibig niya para rito na buong akala niya ay walang katapusan. She wanted revenge. Gagawin niya ang lahat para iparamdam dito ang sakit na pinaramdam nito sa kaniya. She's willing to risk everything para maisagawa ang paghihiganti niya kahit pa ibig sabihin n'on ay kailangan niyang gamitin si Zeke, ang best friend niya na totoong nagmamahal sa kaniya. Saan kaya hahantong ang paghihiganti niya?

Nagising si Dana Montecarlo matapos ang limang taon na pagkakaratay sa ospital. She was under comatose, matapos niyang makaligtas mula sa isang malalang car accident. Sa kanyang paggising ay agad niyang nakita ng asawang si Garrett. Masaya si Dana na malaman na nakaligtas ang kanyang asawa mula sa aksidente, and he looks alive and well... Pero sa paglipas ng mga araw, napapansin niya ang malaking pagbabago sa kanyang asawa. Ang mga halik nito ay hindi na katulad ng dati, and he is acting aloof and distant towards her, as if she is a total stranger. Ano kaya ang nangyari sa kanyang asawa pagkatapos ng aksidente na kinasangkutan nila?

       Adalina Alvarez - she's a filipino-spanish model from Spain. Adalina is a self-centered brat, she thinks highly of herself and can easily get everything she wants with just a flick of her fingers. Until her parents sent her to the Philippines for some reason.        In an instant, Adalina's life changed. Napilitan siyang mamasukan bilang personal maid ng isang kilalang business tycoon. Huli na nang malaman niyang si Liam Decker ang lalaking pagsisilbihan niya. Kilala ni Adalina ang lalaki, alam niyang sasamantalahin nito ang sitwasyon niya upang gantihan siya sa kasalanang ginawa niya noon dito.        And now, Adalina has to live with and tolerate Liam's grumpy version. But she suddenly finds herself slowly falling in love with him...        But a fact pulls Adalina back to the reality that she and Liam are not meant for each other, dahil mayroon ng nagmamay-ari sa puso ng binata at hindi siya ang babaeng 'yon.

"This is all your fault, so make your existence worth for once in your life and fix this!" Her aunt screeched at her. She let tears freely flow down from her face. It was all her fault, her mistake that her family had to suffer. "Aunty please, I will do anything to fix this." She begged. "Good, then prepare yourself, you are getting married." Blair Andrews had a seemingly perfect life until one day her determination let to the downfall of their business. Now she had only one way, to get married and save their company. But it wouldn't be easy with dangerous people on her tail.

I fell inlove with my same gender.. yes same gender but what makes my situation worse is that she is my Bestfriend. Takot akong masira ang pagkakaibigan namin kaya hanggat kaya ko ay tinago ko ang nararamdaman ko but my love for her never changed a bit.. Sa pagbabalik ko at kung kailan handa na kaming mahalin ang isa't isa ay siya namang dating ng trahedya na tuloyang sisira sa pagmamahalang matagal na naming tinago sa isa't isa. Will she choose to remember my existence or will choose to forget me and find a new love? My name is Shanaia Asher Mendez and here is my story..

รามสูร พิสิฐกุลวัตรดิลก ลูกชายคนโตของแก้มใสคุณแม่สายเฟียร์ส ผู้ชายเจ้าเล่ห์และแสนเย็นชาที่วันหนึ่งต้องเปลี่ยนจากถือปืนมาถือขวดนม เพราะความเฟียร์สที่ถูกถ่ายทอดมาจากมารดาทำให้รามสูรเกลียดการท้าทายเป็นที่สุด ดื่มเหล้าอะงานถนัดแต่ดื่มจนเมาและเผลอไปมี One Night กับคู่อรินี่น่ะสิ ที่ทำให้ชีวิตของรามสูรต้องเปลี่ยนไปตลอดกาล จากมาเฟียหน้าโหดเข้าสู่โหมดผัวขี้อ้อน "ใครกล้าแตะเมียกู......มึงตาย" เขา ร้ายกับคนทั้งโลกยกเว้นกับเธอแค่เพียงคนเดียวเท่านั้น เขา เย็นชากับผู้หญิงทั้งโลกยกเว้นเมียเด็กอย่างเธอเท่านั้น ม่อนไหม วิจิตรเดชากุลณรงค์ ปี 2 คณะวิศวกรรมศาสตร์สาขาเครื่องกล สาวสวยแสนแสบแสนซนที่ต้องเปลี่ยนจากไล่ตีคนมาเป็นคุณแม่ยังสาว ดื่มเหล้าอะเรื่องจิ๊บๆแต่ดื่มจนเมาแล้วเผลอไปมี One Night กับคู่อรินี่น่ะสิ ที่ทำให้ชีวิตในรั้วมหาวิทยาลัยต้องจบลงอย่างงงๆ จากสาวสวยหน้าโหดเข้าสู่โหมดแมวน้อยขี้อ้อน "ใครกล้าแตะผัวกู...มึงเจอตีน" สวยสะกดตัวแม่คือฉายาของเธอในมหาวิทยาลัย สวยห้าวตีนคือฉายาของเธอที่คู่อริตั้งให้