Overwatch Funny Novels & Stories

Those brutal words carry massive weight across the borders, and the live chat overlay on the screens explodes into a frenzy of mobile comments. "Why is Rapha Okoye laughing during a sacred mafia alliance?" one viewer types fast. "The boy is just a low border rogue, he probably thinks alpha respect is a joke," another account writes. "Honestly, the second Rapha started laughing, the whole serious mood completely broke. I had to stop my own wolf from howling with laughter too!" a third comment scrolls past. I stand there completely composed, almost amused by how fast the old man's blood pressure is rising. The more furious Luciano gets, the harder my chest fights not to throw a massive grin ri

Nathan taunted. “Tell us, brethren, what vision did your father's God send this time? Is it of heaven or hell?” He added, mimicking their maternal grandfather’s voice. Which made all of them burst out laughing. Owen even had to throw a pillow at Nathan to retaliate, while the latter playfully dodged it to continue laughing. A few seconds later, after the laughter had died down, Owen looked around and coughed twice before he continued. “Alright guys, jokes apart, I really had a dream. It's not that serious, but I’m afraid a lot of good things have been happening to us. Take a look at our new life, our mom and dad together, even today's vacation.”

His eyes snapped to the Omega at the sound of his laughter. “I'm sorry! I was just thinking of that scene in Angry Birds when Bomb ate snot.” The Omega said. Xavier's eyes widened when he realized the cover lie the Omega told, and the pun. Theo sucked a breath in, turned, and ran back toward the hospital as fast as he could when he sensed Xavier was seconds from coming after him.

His bloodshot bluish-silver eyes glared at everyone inside, except the one shaking on the floor like a fledgling. "Look! Someone forgets to return the costume to the crew!" the smallest guy in a grey t-shirt and jeans said, standing the closest to the appealing tall figure. "What ancient movie did you just film, dude?" laughed the guy with dyed white hair. The entire gang subsequently joined his laughter, making the newly arrived individual narrowed his eyes and shot a deadly glare at them. How dare these mere mortals made fun of me? They're going to regret it, Oswin thought to himself.

“Too bad it’s not all good advice.” “Hey.” Owen elbows me. “Better me than Weany-Jacoby.” I laugh. “I haven’t heard you call him that in years.” “He deserves the nickname after the way he freaked out about you and Jim.” “True. He’s coming around now.” Owen shakes his head. “He’s fucking ridiculous. Can you get me water?” “Really?” “Really.” “Fine,” I say and take the last chocolate donut on my way to the kitchen. I fill two glasses with

“And that guy’s some important mogul taking the helm of a bullish company? Mate, I don’t think its upward growth is gonna last any sooner.” “Dude thinks that just because he watches some action superhero movies on Netflix or Disney+ or something, and he’s suddenly a superhero of his own right! Haha, you can’t make this sh*t up!” Every member of the Northmob Council was seized by laughing fits. They did not try to hide their amusement and scorn behind any pretense. Some even laughed so hard that tears were rolling down their cheeks.

When he started to tremble his lower lip, I almost caved, but then Jack started to laugh. "Oh Kaylee, I think he likes you! He never does the puppy thing unless he's desperate," Jack just barely managed to say before he began to laugh. He and Emma were both snorting into their wine at the pathetic face Owen was making. "You guys are seriously ruining my mojo. This works every time." Owen glared at the happy couple, sparing an angry glance for Robbie, who was cracking up in the corner. "I think I'm going to go to bed," I said, knowing full well those blue eyes would get me if I stayed. I needed to avoid men for a little while for my own good. Owen smiled up at me as I stood from the table.

They were too worried about what was going to happen in two hours, because they all just glared at me. I put my hands up in defeat and slowly stepped back a few steps. “Ok, ok… I was just thinking, you know, a last hoorah before whatever happens, happens.” I said. They didn’t think it was too funny but Rowen busted out laughing earning himself glares from the three Witches as well. I looked at him, and he was wiping tears from his eyes, he thought it was hilarious apparently. “Jesus, can’t even hold a straight face when a serious tag team is involved.” I howled to my brother.

, I smiled. "Thanks a lot, bro. I really appreciate", Osmosis said. "This is one of the reason I didn't watch "Up"", the other guy said, cleaning up a tear. We all both laughed. Life can be so "funny". Minutes ago, I was scared to death about the same person I'm now laughing with. "I don't even know what you are talking about", Osmosis said to the other guy, laughing some more. He looked brand new, I was no longer seeing the monster I used to see.

Jaxon viciously hissed warnings and vowed he would make me pay. That night, he convinced Hailey to go into a hotel with him and sent me an explicit video to show it off. I immediately saved it and pretended to send it to both the client and the office group chat by accident. Then, I quickly deleted it. But the workaholics who were glued to their work notifications had faster reflexes than a professional gamer. They saved the video and actively forwarded it to every other group chat they were in. People who were already sick of Hailey and Jaxon blasted the video across every forum and social media platform.