Ruin me, Stepbrother
"After you."
I fed in a token and gripped the joystick, and the game exploded into motion. The maze appeared, the ghosts started chasing, and I was immediately overwhelmed. My Pac-Man jerked around the screen erratically, narrowly avoiding ghosts, gobbling up dots in a pattern that had no strategy whatsoever.
"You're just running randomly!" Miles said, laughing. "There's supposed to be a pattern!"
"I'm trying not to die!"
"You're doing a terrible job!"
Within thirty seconds, a ghost caught me and my first life was gone. The second life lasted maybe forty seconds. The third maybe twenty. When "Game Over" flashed on the screen, my score was embarrassingly low.