Paranoid Spongebob Novels & Stories

I will cut his fingers and stuck it through his ass hole before I obliterate him completely. That is my promise. I quickly eat my pancakes and I was feeling all happy today but no he decided to ruin my day with his rubbish talk. After eating I cleared where I eat and decided to watch my favourite cartoons– SpongeBob, teen Titans, The amazing world of gumball and Regular show. I watched for hours and it was already one pm and the ball was at four pm. I didn't see Marilyn anywhere which was suspicious as hell till I hear the crocking of the front door and saw Marilyn and three ladies walk through it.

I didn't text him back, I just put it back inside my dress' pocket. "You also love 'Spongebob Squarepants' Belle?" "Huh?" I asked her back confused. Her voice was a bit loud and the boys around us also turned to her, especially Daniel and Alex. "Uhm.. yeah. It's kinda cute." I answered her having no clue on what was going on inside her mind. "Spongebob Squarepants.. uhmm.. yeah, it's kinda cute." She added a bit louder and I chuckled when I noticed the two men glaring at her. Are they having an issue or problem with Spongebob Squarepants?

"Good morning, Ms. Ahri Hauntsen." Ahri smiled and replied, "Good morning children, today is my last day as your volunteer teacher. I have prepared a good story for you." The children clapped their hands while going back to their seats. Ahri opened the book entitled Peculiar Morass. She cleared her throat before starting to narrate. "Once upon a time there were two people who were cursed to hate each other. They are bound to be reincarnated again and again." "Why are they cursed, anyway?" The kid with a pigtail interrupted.

"Stop trying to change the subject. Why won't you go snorkeling alone?" I stuck my tongue out at him in a very infantile gesture, indicating "fuck you." He scoffed, "Are you 5? Tell me, or I will turn this car around and head back." "I'm kind of afraid of fish," I blurted, nervous he really would go back home. It was silent for a moment before Alec started chuckling. "You're afraid of fish? Like, all fish?" I nodded. "I mean, they're cool to look at in aquariums and stuff, but I do feel kind of uneasy about being surrounded by them without a barrier. What if they touch me?"

“My life is over. How am I supposed to show my face now?” “It’s okay, Maeve. You might have lost your dignity, but you’ve gained popularity. “Take a look. It’s hilarious. Luke has SpongeBob SquarePants plastered all over his boxers.” She shoved the phone in my face, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. The whole thing was captured in HD—the exact moment I tripped and pantsed Luke. I fled the scene in a panic while Luke stared at my receding figure with a grimace.

But I make no promises to answer every question o 😌😌 I still have to keep up the enigmatic aura 😉 Oh, yeah, a question I've been meaning to ask somebody all this while; Please, who knows when Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants is finally going to successfully steal Mr Krabs' Formula and use it? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ Because after several years of not watching that cartoon, I finally go back to it and discover that he's still trying to successfully steal it 😑 ♟️

I run over to him and start talking to him. "Where is Patrick? And how are you doing? What bout squidward? Is he still grumpy? And Mr Crabbs? Does he still underpay you?" I ask all my doubts to it. "Hey Cali! How is life going?" It replies. "Oh it's going great!" I answer it back. Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and I turn around. "I was talking to you!" Hadley, who I don't remember where I have seen before, says. Now I know why sponge Bob sounded so girly.

I mentally rolled my eyes. He opened his mouth to say whatever he was about to, but a phone call interrupted him. Shocker. The universe wanted me to die of curiosity. He groaned and gave me a pleading and apologetic look before answering the call. He blinked continuously as the person spoke. He froze, looking mortified. "What do you mean SpongeBob started playing?" I had a feeling that this was going to be very entertaining. "I told you to open the presentation on my laptop before hooking it up to the meeting projector."

She cringed at that. "You don't like them?" I asked, confused by her reaction. "I'm allergic to nuts. When I eat them I puff up like Mrs. Puff from Spongebob Squarepants." Sophia laughed nervously, "Anyway, who wants to attempt to speak to her today?" I inhaled sharply, turned around in my seat to where Alina stood, and then exhaled, "I'll go, like every other day." With that, I woke up from my seat with confidence. Today would be the day she would finally speak to me. I didn't care if I had to pin her against a damn wall for her to do so.

"Sponge." Samuel suddenly blurted out. There were not many words, but they were enough to make everyone confused. They had no idea what Samuel was talking about. Ningyue thought carefully for a long time, and suddenly guessed, "You mean... the power in Qin Shuang's body..." Samuel nodded and said, "Yes, the Devil Aura in her body should exist in the form of a sponge." Because of this, it was akin to a sponge that could repel any force.