Funny Lotr Novels & Stories

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Both share and friendly laugh at one another. A knock on the door surfaces followed by a dense tone of voice. “Dinner, mess hall, five minutes.” The voice demands before the sound of their footsteps leave. Troy looks over at the door and manages to laugh a little. He takes his robe and slides it on to cover his firm and naked body. Lutas leers over to his friend in a questioning manner. “Now what the hell is so damn funny?” Troy grips the edges of his cloak and gives a small smile and looks over at him. “When I was casting the spell, I could feel my energy draining. It almost felt like I was going to die. Then you came into the room. Somehow it felt like I was regaining my energy.” The elf s

“We’re both nerds! Why is he funnier than me?!” Liu Feng slung an arm over Zen’s shoulders without missing a beat. “He’s cute. You’re not. The Gorski technology might have saved your life, but maybe you need to improve it if you want to alter your DNA to be funnier.” Jaw falling open, Damian stopped in disbelief as the others laughed at the Seer’s joke and walked away. Ignoring the Death Princess’ lack of emotions, everyone else laughed at the Seer’s insult. That was twice now that someone else laughed at an insult directed at him. Unwilling to become the joke, Damian quickly caught up and begged for another chance to tell another joke, only to see upturned lips as they declined him any rede

Lorien felt like it was hilarious, he looked at Rudy and said, "You're just second-rate trash that only knows how to brag, and he's just an idiot who doesn't think before he acts. No wonder you're friends, you both are an amazing pairing!" After he said that, the warriors from Golden Continent all laughed uproariously. They felt like Fane's actions were just crazy. They looked at Fane like they were looking at an idiot. Hearing all of that, Rudy was not angry at all.

He looked calm as though he was talking about a trivial matter. "Well..." The dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races were all stunned. "Haha!" Next, the dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races let out loud laughter. "Human, do you know? This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life!" An Iron Wolf laughed with tears in his eyes. He held onto his stomach as he laughed towards Lucas.

he conceded, "but you play a part; I'm sure of it. I can feel it; like an itch just below my skin." "Oh, I hate those itches," I groaned. "You scratch and scratch and nothing helps." I glanced over and saw him giving me an exasperated look. "I know you're not being literal. I was just trying for some levity." "Next time you should try harder." He grimaced. "Or not at all." "Wonderful." I rolled my eyes. "Thanks for the tip, Legolas." "Do not make Lord of the Rings jokes with me," he said seriously. "We Fey, hate that."

The Dwarves and Fauns from all over the forest of Tomer finally arrived, and they outnumbered the inhabitants of the city of Briston, certainly far more than Edmund's army. Even though they numbered in the thousands they didn't seem intimidating at all. The Dwarves wore friendly smiles despite wielding terrible weapons, they even replied as Lillian waved. The sight made Wiggy smile with emotion and proud to see the many colonies he had, the young man turned to his friends. "And humans say the existence of the Falsies is just a myth!" he shouted aloud, to the cheers of all his people. ***

Nyx's POV "You stole their money?" "You robbed some humans of their wealth?" I and Narin exclaimed simultaneously, our eyes widened in disbelief. Clyde could not hold himself from erupting in a fit of laughter at our reaction to their successful loot. "What's the big deal? The humans have so much to spare, we just made away with a few, no biggie" Elrond shrugged and bent to pick up the money alongside Cindy and Bonnie who looked excited at the sight of so many funds.

I whispered as we walked towards the others who were standing outside the forest waiting on us. “Yeah?” She whispered back. “Why do I feel like we’re on an episode of ‘Finding Bigfoot’?” I whispered to her. She looked up at me alarmed. Then she busted out laughing. Shit I was being serious. All the sneaking was making me a nervous wreck. But her snorting (Emily was a snorter) and laughing got me to laughing. And we both tumbled out of the woods giggling our asses off. “Hey what’s so funny?” Lauren asked us.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.