Percy Jackson Memes Funny Novels & Stories

“I will not adopt that plastic thing. What's up with plastic pum-pum and plastic pem-pem these days? When did the moon goddess become a mannequin?” (Pum-pum - pussy; pem-pem - cock). Nickering like a horse, Zeus’ entire body trembled with repulsion. As much as Raina was fussing, she knew what she was doing. She planned to get my head fucked up. Why would she be playing dollhouse when she can have the real life?

The woman in the yellow dress stood beside him with a smirk. "People turned it into memes," Astrid said. She scrolled through the comments. "It is so viral even penguins in Antarctica have probably seen it. Mom's phone has not stopped ringing since last night." I pressed my face into the pillow to block out the sight. "Turn it off." Astrid did not stop. She read the words aloud in a flat tone. "'So desperate.' 'What a joke.' 'That poor guy, she ambushed him.' Here is a short one. It just says, 'stupid bitch.'"

Chris feigned a pitiful expression as he answered Henry before turning to Addison “No” “You didn’t???” Addison’s eyes widened in shock before they were filled with admiration “Who could come up with something so ingenious?? I have to worship this god of retribution….ha….ha…. it was so refreshing to see the memes…. Ha….ha…ha…” Addison bend over hugging his stomach. He couldn’t stop laughing, the memes were too hilarious. He wondered if Daniel would ever be able to recuperate the courage to face the business world again. “Your god of retribution is next door doing his 1000 push up punishment. Would you like to join him?” Chris hooked his eyebrows teasingly.

My chest caved in. The comments were worse. “Knew Jace would never lower himself to a stripper; this was all promo.” “LMAO Spicy thought she could bag a billionaire? Delusional much?” “Imagine selling your body at night and thinking you’d become wifey material. Tragic.” “Jace is way out of her league; she should crawl back to the pole.” The more I scrolled, the crueller they became. Memes of me, screenshots of my performances, and edited clips of me dancing with captions like “community property” and “lap-dog stripper”.

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

His hair was arranged in the style of Korean men, and he had a cute smile on his face. "Andromeda," he said. "It's been ages since we last saw each other. When was the last time? Five years ago? Or during college?" "Percy, it's been ages since I last saw you in decent clothes. I believe the last time I saw you was during college when you were screwing a girl on the lawn?" she said frankly, and Percy laughed out loud. "You still remember that? Do I have a nice bottom?" "I think you need to do more squats." Percy laughed out loud again.

I said, stumbling backwards. "It's already viral," Sarah said, face flushed. "They even made a meme out of you falling down the stairs with fake moaning." Then... That's when I heard it, the laugh, Laureen. "Well, well," she said behind us. "If it isn’t Dashling High’s newest p**n star." Sarah stiffened. "Walk away." But she didn't, she stepped closer. "Tell me, Elsa, was it worth it? Throwing yourself at Jace like some desperate little pick-me?"

Tina, a junior that I’d known to get around, chimed in. “Shouldn’t you be sucking someone’s dick right now?” I snapped back at her. “Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality, Lucy.” Alyssa laughed. “Where’d you get that one, some internet meme?” I responded. “Goddess, even my little brothers can come up with more creative insults than that one.” Alyssa glared at me, scrunching her face. I laughed at how ridiculous she looked and said, “Don’t do that or your face will get stuck like that. On second thought, it’s a huge improvement over how you normally look so maybe you should.” I grabbed a hard seltzer out of a bucket of ice and took Jasmine’s arm to take her out of the kitchen.

Jonathan instructed. “Replying to The Boys group text. What is your message Persephone Fayte?” Dove’s eyes lit up as it tilted its head in my direction. So weird and so fucking cool. “Are you gossip queens STILL talking? - This is Persephone btw. So unless you want graphic details about his dick get back to your mates and children, dumbasses.” I provided my response. Jonathan leaned on the workstation laughing, saying something about pea pods. “Message sent,” Dove announced.

“Like what? I was there. Did you miss his bum and try to stick it in his ear after I left?” Percy starts laughing like a hyena at my question, but Meldec looks less than amused. “No,” he winces, “It may have been worse than that.” “What’s worse than sticking your nub in his ear?” Percy cackled out. “No, prick. I'll turn yours into a nub if you refer to mine in such an insulting way again.” He focused a little too hard on strapping on his horse’s saddle. “I, uh, may have made a fuss about not trusting sirens. I told him he couldn't mark me back because of it.”