Period Jokes Novels & Stories

Kefense sniggered, “CEO, acting CEO, same difference! And I still hate that you were here the entire weekend, but you said nothing.” “That’s right. Are we that useless to you?” added Shannon. “I had so much to get done. I wouldn’t have had time to stop and greet. And by the way, that doesn’t make you not useless.” The friends just laughed it out. It was natural for them to laugh things off. Even a simple joke got kicks of laughter out of them. They laughed at almost everything. Everything was funny to them. Even Dion’s arrogance. They spent most times laughing at him making hell of other peoples’ lives other than correcting him. In the beginning it was to avoid being his next victims but gra

With the booze and the weed, all three were in a much happier mood and laughed their asses off about the fight they'd had earlier. "It...it was "double bubble trouble!" Jenson said in a silly voice causing Ulaya to howl out holding her belly as they all fell over sideways on the couch dying with laughter. "It was definitely a "clean fight!" Jarrod remarked. They cackled so hard that tears were rolling down their faces at shit that wasn't really even funny at all. "Hey....are yall hungry? I'm fucking starved to death! How about we order some pizza, fried chicken and Chinese. Huh whatya say?" Jenson asked, his eyes wide.

I ask, hoping his explanation satisfies my confusion. "Oh, we apologize about that. Your coffee wasn't toilet water, that was a joke and I know we may have gone overboard with the two days in a roll lockout but our chief prankster couldn't come up with something else. I know it sounds weird but like I said, it's a thing we do here," he explained and I'm baffled. Are these people mentally stable? Are they okay in their heads? How does any of this even make any sense to them?

My gaze dropped to the broken chinaware on the floor and I pinched the skin between my eyes. “I'm sorry. Okay?” He pouted those full lips of his and bent down to pick the broken pieces. “I tried surprising you with breakfast. But it ended up being broken.” He chuckled softly. Was that an inside joke? I threw my heart back and laughed. “Okay. That was a terrible joke.” BE smiled. “I love your laugh.” I froze. “What?” “Your laugh,” he repeated. “I haven't heard it before but now I have, I love it. I want to hear it everyday.”

“He got an earful from me” “Yes Aunt. I remembered how you shake us up. I couldn't utter a word that day” They both chuckle at their own silly jokes. Because it's no funny to me. “Are we here to eat or talk about the past” Their laughter died down and everyone focus back on food.

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

A man said and his team started laughing. Hearing this, I fisted my hand in anger. I cleared my throat to get their attention. "I didn't know my employees can make these useless jokes in work time. Do I give you payment for these fucking jokes?" I shouted at them. Their faces went pale finding me there. "We are very sorry Mr. King. We will not do this again" One of them told me. I looked at Max and spoke up," I want their resignation letters the first thing tomorrow in the morning."

Too much happiness. Harry and Liam didn't start getting along right away it took a lot of time for them to be comfortable with each other and finally now they started to make little jokes with each other well mostly Liam after all the cold hulk named Harry kale don't know how to joke around anyways. "And you know then what happened the child peed hahaha," Liam told a sucked up joke and he was the only one laughing in the hallway. Amelia and his wife stared at him like he had gone crazy. While Xander closed his eyes feeling immense pain in his ears. Alexander's jaw dropped at how useless the joke was.

I tell him m with a grunt. “A joke. I understand you're sad that I want to stay away but can you refrain from calling our relationship a joke?" The chuckles turn into full blown laughter. Well someone is happy with women. Why would he not? “You are an idiot." “Okay now you are just jealous." And they laugh again. There is nothing remotely funny about this clown so I do not understand what they keep laughing at. “Can you be serious for once? I need to ask you about something."

he laughs. "i don't joke with those stuff especially my peanuts " i defend. "oh i know alright " i know what he's referring to. There was this one time i was suffering from the worst experience a female can ever have, Japan day. Or you can call it MP, or that time of the month, or middle red. Well however you do call it you should know that mine are the worst and the only thing that can keep me calm are my peanuts of course. But then one of Kyle's close friends came over that day and thought it was give away snack. I nearly bit his finger of that day.