Period Jokes Novels & Stories

“Smile, I'm as frustrated as you are.” Ivan did not have any option but to smile with my face, before facing the Master of the ceremony. “I'm good, it's an inside joke we've always wanted to try out. He just beat me to it, I had completely forgotten.” “Okay people, it seems like only married people share jokes through the nose.” He joked about it, making the air less tense. “It's time to hit the dance floor and as expected, our couple of the day will go first.”

Jose said "What? Is this a joke??"

I told him and left my cabin. Max also started following me. I was going towards the lift when my eyes fell on a group of people. They were talking to each other instead of working. Anger rose in me. I walked towards them and heard them creating some useless jokes and laughing their ass off. "I didn't know my employees can create these useless jokes in work time. Do I give you payment for creating fucking jokes?" I shouted at them. "We are very sorry Mr. Knight. We will not do this again" One of them told me.

Noah's tone grew comforting, "I'm sorry to hear that. They'll be fine, you know. They love each other." Jemma replied, "Yeah, I hope so." Noah sensed the need to lighten the mood. "You know what always makes me feel better when things are tough?" Jemma's curiosity piqued, "What?" "Jokes! Let me tell you one. Why did the scarecrow win an award?" Jemma chuckled, "I don't know, why?" "Because he was outstanding in his field!" Noah quipped. Jemma laughed, "You always know how to make me smile, Jimmy."

"It's my new cologne called 'Go Bathe.' "Is it me?" Jeff said, sniffing his armpit. "No, I'm not talking about you! I’m the one that needs to go bathe." I started laughing. "Jeff, I was joking! I have been working since yesterday morning, and I need to shower." "Oh! Boss, I'm not used to you joking. "I see that. Can I get you anything to drink?" "You, you are offering me something to drink?" Jeff asked, surprised, pointing to himself.

"Well that just cruel who knew I will be accused of murdering a pretty girl twice in one night " "That's not my normal Friday night if you ask me , Tuesday nights yes but not Friday" he says which makes me laugh at his joke . "Well sorry for that I will come back on Tuesday"I say with a laugh and he cackles like what I said was the funniest. "You are a funny girl you know that and by the way it actually the latter " "I don't give away free drinks to all the pretty girls I meet because in an exclusive club like this, you meet a lot but sometimes"

She is like a walking track record for these kinds of shit. "It's the janitor" I trailed. "Oh right, Mr. Cortez, but I thought his name is Jorge?" "Is that his name? Sorry I named him Johnny because he's the janitor, I have no idea about his name." "Jesus Nick you really need to stop with those corny jokes" I know Yhannie would say this. She says this every time I try my best to crack a joke, no matter how dope I drop the joke she still invalidates my capability just because it’s an hour for her to understand the joke.

VINCE "Joy has a habit of talking to herself?" Mum asked, her voice cracking because of her laughter. I nodded, "She does. A lot." Joy couldn't stop laughing either and neither could Richard. For the past half an hour, every one of us brought up stories that had our stomachs hurting. "Well, it's not weird at all. Richard here has a habit of farting when he's nervous." Ri immediately retorted, “Now, that’s very embarrassing.”

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.