Period Jokes Novels & Stories

No way. The two men immediately burst out laughing, not little chuckles, but full-blown, can’t-breathe laughter. Jefferey nearly doubled over while Joseph wasn’t much better. “The pranker got pranked,” Jefferey said, wiping tears from his eyes.

“I can’t wait for Friday so you’ll crush those people faces, especially that shortie.” “Who? Mr Reyes?” He nodded. “Don’t tell me the great Julian is scared of him.” I teased. “Scared of someone who’s not half my height, oh please, tell another joke.” He said and burst into laughter. Which I joined. All of a sudden Next Friday suddenly didn’t feel a week away. It felt like a countdown.

Right before me, they began to lock lips, making me scrunch up my face in disgust. I waited for them to be done and when they were, I spoke up again. "I need to pee." I said, making all of them burst out into a round of hysterical laughter. "Go on. Don't let us stop you." Jordan mocked. "Just let it all out." Steve said, in between laughter. "Or you need to...strip, first?" Their laughter got even louder with every stupid joke they made, and I was slowly loosing it. I was tired of being laughed at and ridiculed by these bunch of assholes.

"Thought you could use the exercise. You looked a little chunkier than the last time I saw you." "Prison suits you well asshole. Do the other pricks in here make fun of their sister's weight too?" Another chuckle and I find myself laughing along with him. It has been too many years since we have been able to do this. Jed is a lot like me, can think fast on his feet, especially for a joke. "I hate asking this, but what the hell has you so happy?" Jed's smile grows larger and I find myself smiling for no apparent reason as well. He looks truly happy and that in turn has my day already looking up.

Easter frowned trying to think but then shook her head negatively. "An impasta!" With that, they both started laughing making Sarah stare at the man dumbfounded. She heard this joke trillion times and she was sure this man must have used it many times as well but he was still laughing like a hyena. Darren looked up finding the woman he wanted to meet standing there with ridiculed expression openly telling him how lame his joke was. Sarah turned away from him grabbing the bags but watching her struggling with them he chuckled lowly standing up and making Easter look at him.

“How can you joke? Do you know you were passed out for five hours?” “How could I know, I was passed out, remember?” That joke wasn’t taken too well. “Merilee, this isn’t funny!” “Wow, you’ve never used my full name before. What changed since I went swimming in wonderland?” I wasn’t annoying him intentionally, but I just couldn’t stop myself.

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”

I snorted before I coughed up some more smoke. "I wish you would." John laughed. "Lord, John, you shouldn't say shit like that." "Why not? You can't knock it until you try it." John winked at me and started to burst out laughing; he was dim. What would Pepper think if she heard her son talk like this? He better be glad it was just me that heard him. Not everyone would be as understanding when it came to nelly jokes. "Stop bumping your gums." I shook my head at him with a smile.

"Yeah.. shit I'm sorry.. here's a paper that tells you what you should do." I looked at the paper and started reading it. But then Shit.... I furrowed my brows, "this paper literally says "what you should do... "" "I know..." I smiled, "ahh.. I get the joke.." She nodded a bit, "yep.. that was the joke." This was awkward as fuck! If it was four years ago this would have been funny as fuck.. but now this shit was just awkward. I laughed a bit, "umh yeah it's funny.."

I checked my phone as James sent me another dirty joke, laughing as he looked at my face, waiting to see my reaction. We’d been having quality time together for three days and James had replaced the table he’d broken in the living room. It was still early, only seven am. We’ve always been early risers and I was surprised that Malachi hadn’t joined us yet. “You know this is weird right.” James started laughing again as I finished my coffee. “No, it’s not.” He began to type furiously on his phone again, a smile on his face. “Why can’t you just tell the joke?” James looked at me like I was an idiot and motioned his eyes towards Shoran and Adara.