Period Jokes Novels & Stories

"What do you call a one legged hippo?" "What?" "A HOP-po! Get it? A HOP-po? Ha-ha!" I laughed at my very funny joke. I don't get why Nathalie didn't laugh, I mean, it was pretty hilarious. So, It's been a week that I didn't go to school due to my situation, and now I'm ready to face the same boring class with the same boring teachers. "You've been gone for a week and now you've come back with a punchline? Unbelievable." Rhea slammed the tray filled of food on our table.

“Whatever you’re doing at ‘work’ tonight… hurry home. Both of you can fuck me senseless for all I care.” I snorted at my own joke, then immediately winced because yeah, that was a weird thing to say even alone. Little did I know how soon that joke was going to bite me right in the ass. And how much I was going to enjoy it when it did. [ You might be reading this wrong, but trust me, the real thrill is still ahead.^^]

Coming outside, I see Japhia laughing and clenching his stomach. “Something funny, Japhia?” My brow rises furiously. He takes a while before he stops laughing, “No, but you should have seen your face when I said we were talking about your sex life as if that was such a bad thing.” “What’s wrong with you? Everything can’t always be a joke!” Tears peak at the corner of his eyes, “Not everything, just the funny things.”

"Hurry up and admit you're a fake socialite! Then, take off those knockoffs and get out!" Knockoffs? The jewelry and accessories I had on me added up to over a million dollars. Marlene couldn't afford a single watch of mine even if she sold this restaurant, and yet she wanted me to apologize? She really was dreaming! My fists clenched involuntarily. "Marlene, seems like you really do have a death wish." Just as the words left my mouth, my phone rang in my pocket. It was Grandpa's exclusive ringtone. Before I could grab it, Marlene quickly snatched the phone right out of my coat pocket. She broke into a contemptuous smile as she glanced at the caller ID and promptly put it on speaker.

he explained, taking a scoop of fried rice, the grains fluffy and infused with egg, green onions, and a touch of soy for depth. I nodded, sharing my love for more modern sketch comedy, like the silly, over-the-top bits from shows like Saturday Night Live or Key & Peele. "The absurdity and timing get me every time," I said, reaching for another dumpling, dipping it carefully to avoid spilling. "Like those sketches where everything escalates in the most hilarious, unexpected ways it's pure ecstasy." The conversation flowed naturally, punctuated by bursts of laughter from the TV and our own comments, turning the meal into a delightful experience. The food was hot and comforting, the company eve

The employee was on edge, but Seth cut him off with a sharp tone before he could finish. "What are you talking about? Over a hundred cancellations?" He stepped forward and grabbed the employee by the collar. "Is there some mistake? These customers paid deposits. Why would they all cancel at once?" Lily pushed her way in, fixing a hard gaze on the employee. "There's got to be a mistake. Check it again! "Is this some kind of sick joke? Someone pretending to be a customer just to mess with us?"

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

The absurdity of the moment overwhelmed me, shattering my composure into laughter that erupted from the depths of my being. I couldn't contain it, and I collapsed onto the soft lawn, clutching my stomach, tears streaming down my face. Kenny and Jasper, my partners in crime, were quick to catch on, and soon they too were convulsing with laughter. Our family members, bemused and entertained, watched the scene unfold with quizzical smiles. It was a much-needed moment of levity, a respite from the stress of wedding planning.

Was she really making a joke out of her 'best friends' relationship? "And then this is Ricky, Martin and Zion, they're single but Martin and Demi fuck every Friday night so I wouldn't recommend him" They all just laughed. Was exposing each other's private life a joke for them? Was it just the norm? They were all the opposites to me and I hated that I was now considered one of them. "Well we have like 10 minutes free time before class SO, why don't we head outside to take the piss outta the nerds?" She laughed.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked