Novel & Cerita Pirate Pick Up Lines

“A real pirate, like Captain Hook.” “Why on earth would you do that?” The corners of his gray eyes crinkle with amusement. “Because I think it would be a good test of the people I meet,” I explain because I have put some thought into it. “I say hello, they go to nod my hand, and I offer the hook. I think I would be able to tell a lot about a person, depending on if they shook my hook.” His smile makes me feel happier than it should. Do I want him to enjoy my non-sexual company? That would be a strange thing to want from someone I don’t even particularly like that much.

Then in an attempt to prove his point, he looped his arm around the neck of a fellow pirate. “Didn’t the captain once tell us before that his beard is his beer, yes? He keeps them well-maintained, and classical, and…and…..” He trailed off as he racked his brain trying to think what was next to what he was saying. At this point, the guy’s words were getting more and more incomprehensible but the other guy grabbed was eager to listen and so he prodded the other to its ribs and insinuated, “And what?” “And old fashion and strong!”

He seems to be someone that has hydrophobia also. But this time around another person is there, and this one is in a shirt that vacillates between red and orange. Not quite sure of the colour, but seems to be red before and due the prolong usage without changing it, then it turned almost orange. And on his hand is a ring, he was once asked by a pirates when we were under the sea moving towards the place where the tridax was if he had Married before or not. He did not reply the person that asked him them, but the other Pirate that asked him the question kept keeping him in frustration till he got provoked and tried to fight the pirate to stop asking him how he got a ring on his hand.

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this? His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me. "What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him. "Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.

He has droopy eyes and was clearly having trouble keeping his eyes open. “Where should we go, my friend?” I asked. I pretended to be a drunken man to convince him I was one pirate. “To Port Mariannas, the stronghold of our kind!” Port Mariannas? I haven’t heard of such a name. His eyes rolled back. “What about our guests? Why are they still alive?” A sly smile formed from his dry and cracked lips. He leaned closer to my ears and covered the side of his mouth. “We will trade them,” he whispered.

“16 of Month of Flower (May). HAHAHAHAHAH omg feel na feel ko tuloy ang aking pagiging pirata! The wind in the sea is just truly the best! Ang bango ng amoy parang amoy dagat. It was truly a shame na ako lang ang mag-aadaventure for this whole sea ride! And now that I am at the upper deck this super-mega big boat I could travel the seven seas! Or the correct thing to say is to discover how seas this stupid continent and world has. The breeze here at night was truly amazing, feel ko tuloy para akong kasama o meyembro ng sikat na pirate crew tv! And not just that! I will be leaving some treasures! Aren’t I feel like the main character here? I will be waiting to those who find my treasure! Para

"Nah, mate. I had trouble with the last one. With the food, drink, kicking and screaming it isn't worth the money. Or the risk. You'll have to take your pickings from the cargo hold like an average pirate." The pirate laughed again. "You always were a crap liar, Icaan. Come on, get up, I know you keep them upstairs somewhere. You can show me where she is and then I'll save you the effort and take her to market instead. No doubt we can have a little fun of our own on the way. I'm sure you'll have broken her in a little by now for me, won't you." "I'm telling you, Kryan, there's no one else aboard today."

I let out a sigh and said, “I understand why you are reacting the way that you are. If I was in your shoes, I would not trust anybody so easily. Even if that person gave me a chance to start my life anew, I will never rest easy.” I continued, “But you must believe when I say this: I won’t allow anyone to take advantage of you and your people ever again. Even long after I die, I will secure the future of your bloodline.” The pirate leader scoffed once again. With a smirk, he retorted, “Spoken like a true politician. Such promises from monarchs are nothing but hollow shells of so-called vows. Just because you did something for us, that doesn’t mean that you are any different from them.”

"Not even this would change your mind?" "I can get my own in a snap. Besides, I told you I have everything I need except the limit of my sex. Don't worry, I'll be gentle with you." My hand slipped: it poured my glass of wine on him. For a short moment, he remains frozen then smirks. He wipes his face and removes his coat. "You're not easy to get. I like that." "And why would I hit on a lousy, nasty pirate like you!?"