Pirate Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Debo: “ How horrible! Kilaila: “ I couldn’t believe it! Kataleya: “ Why did he say that? Kilaila: “ I didn’t even want to know… Francie: “ That's why I don't like pirates! Lordylla: “ Look who's talking? Curious Debo: “ What is it? Francie: “ Nothing! Lordylla: “ Nothing? She can't stop looking at Zeuck! Debo put his hand on his chest: “Really? Francie: “ Lie! Kataleya: “ Hahahaha Lordylla: “ Zeuck is beautiful! Kilaila: “ He is the youngest of the pirates. Francie: “ I don't like pirates! Especially Zeuck, who also shows off those well-defined abs of his, his strong arms, his courage, that voice of his so... I mean, I think it's all... Absurd!

I ran my hand down his chest, feeling the rapid beat of his heart. “You’re going to watch me fight,” I whispered, leaning in close. “And when we win, I’m going to fuck you again right here on this deck while your crew watches from their sinking ship.” He groaned, his cock twitching. “You’re insane.” “I’m the Pirate Queen,” I replied, stroking his thick shaft slowly. “And you’re my favorite toy tonight.”

“Prepare? There’s no way to prepare for pirates. They have weapons, so how do you propose we prepare for them with our pitiable numbers? I think we can only sit and wait for our doom. “We’re so f*cking unlucky. You must’ve brought your bad luck with you onto this ship, Theo. Why would we encounter pirates otherwise?” said a Shanglander with a huge beard as he pointed at Adrian.

“A real pirate, like Captain Hook.” “Why on earth would you do that?” The corners of his gray eyes crinkle with amusement. “Because I think it would be a good test of the people I meet,” I explain because I have put some thought into it. “I say hello, they go to nod my hand, and I offer the hook. I think I would be able to tell a lot about a person, depending on if they shook my hook.” His smile makes me feel happier than it should. Do I want him to enjoy my non-sexual company? That would be a strange thing to want from someone I don’t even particularly like that much.

Sebastian can't help cracking an irritated smile, "You scared the shit out of me to drop one of your most stupid pick up lines?" "Not my fault." Killian argues. He brings Sebastian closer and kisses him again. "You would kick my balls if I tried to kiss you there because anyone could see us and you wouldn't let me go far. So, a man had to improvise." Killian explains, drawing out a chuckle from Sebastian along with a smack to his head. "Well, fun time is over, pirate. Sail away if you don't want to get eaten alive by sharks." Sebastian says before turning back and swimming towards the shore.

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

Then in an attempt to prove his point, he looped his arm around the neck of a fellow pirate. “Didn’t the captain once tell us before that his beard is his beer, yes? He keeps them well-maintained, and classical, and…and…..” He trailed off as he racked his brain trying to think what was next to what he was saying. At this point, the guy’s words were getting more and more incomprehensible but the other guy grabbed was eager to listen and so he prodded the other to its ribs and insinuated, “And what?” “And old fashion and strong!”

“Borrow for a while, okay?” He looked at me like he thought I was high or something and then he nodded. I watched her. She was alone. Now, I wish I knew some pick-up lines. Or if I did, I knew how to use them effectively! But so far the only things that I could remember hearing around were: ‘Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?’ or ‘I lost my phone number, so can I have yours?’ and ‘If I say you have a wonderful body, will you hold it against me?’

He seems to be someone that has hydrophobia also. But this time around another person is there, and this one is in a shirt that vacillates between red and orange. Not quite sure of the colour, but seems to be red before and due the prolong usage without changing it, then it turned almost orange. And on his hand is a ring, he was once asked by a pirates when we were under the sea moving towards the place where the tridax was if he had Married before or not. He did not reply the person that asked him them, but the other Pirate that asked him the question kept keeping him in frustration till he got provoked and tried to fight the pirate to stop asking him how he got a ring on his hand.

I let out a sigh and said, “I understand why you are reacting the way that you are. If I was in your shoes, I would not trust anybody so easily. Even if that person gave me a chance to start my life anew, I will never rest easy.” I continued, “But you must believe when I say this: I won’t allow anyone to take advantage of you and your people ever again. Even long after I die, I will secure the future of your bloodline.” The pirate leader scoffed once again. With a smirk, he retorted, “Spoken like a true politician. Such promises from monarchs are nothing but hollow shells of so-called vows. Just because you did something for us, that doesn’t mean that you are any different from them.”