Pirate Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

'I rather be shining Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look shining! I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec…' 'Urgh! You are so…so…so…' 'Annoying, that's the word you are looking for.' I said winkingly. 'Insufferable!'

I somehow stood up with shaky legs. "Oye, puny little old man," The pirate said, looking at Ghosavasu. "You shouldn't have hurt our captain." "Talk to me," I said to gain the pirate's attention so that he would not hurt an unconscious old man. "He is unconscious." What the fuck? Why did I say that? He glared at me like a hungry wolf. Wait, I still had a sword. Hehe...

“I promise, I'll do it as many times as you want and give you your favorite snacks afterward, deal?” Her eyes narrowed on me, lips pressing tightly as if she was in a deep thought. “Do not forget your promise!” I chuckled softly at her commanding tone. “Aye Aye, ma.” Her brows knitted together. “What does that mean?” Don't even know how to explain that, pretty sure I randomly learnt it from the Pirates of Caribbean. “I'm just saying I won't forget my promise.” She bopped her head rapidly, her curls falling over her eyes. “Good job.”

One dark-haired woman leans directly beside him while tracing circles over his arm. “You should come drinking with us tonight.” The boy’s eyes are so sultry; no wonder they’re throwing themselves on him when they’re twice his age. “I’d love to, ladies. But I’ll be busy.” “Oh, right,” she says, winking at me. “We all know of your plan to get Varen’s daughter.” The boy raises his glass in cheers, and my drink comes out of my nose. “Adam and Eve!” another pirate repeats loudly. Now everyone’s laughing, and I want to bury my head in the ground.

I shouted. “Perfect,” he said, as he snapped a few pictures. “I do believe that you're the prettiest pirate I've ever laid eyes on.” He slipped his phone back into his pocket and then approached me. His hands went straight to my hips and he leaned in, giving me a deep kiss. The Jolly Roger flapped nearby, whipped around by the salty breeze. Carter gently pulled away and I watched a smirk spread across his face. “It's a pirate's life for me,” he said softly.