Taboo Pleasures
"Okay, okay. We, parasocials, have this myth, legend, fairy tale, whatever. It's thousands and thousands of years old, and parasocials don't have much use for writing, so we just pass down stories by telling them. Nobody much believes they're true.
"But in this one, there's a Princess...she just happened to be a human-size rabbit, which is weird, because we're rare. I mean there's only like five of us in the whole world and only two...well three now since I got you back..."
"Concentrate Bunny. We don't have all day."
"We do. I stopped time 'cause I knew this was gonna take awhile."
"My attention span may not last that long. Wait, you stopped time, like completely?"