Printable Funny Bathroom Signs Novels & Stories

He heard the sound again and this time around, it was audible than the sound of the gushing water, he turned off the tap and he listened attentively to the cries, the voice sounded feminine and it was streaming from one of the toilets. "Is this the ladies room?" Jansen pondered and he swerved glancing at the poster hung on the door and on it was boldly printed, Men's room. In curiousness to know if it is a lady whimpering, he approached the door to the toilet and he yanked the door open.

red sofas sat on a white carpet with an oak side table in front. Vases and heights of pink and red were spread around. Little paintings were hung on the walls with an ultimately huge one at the top end of the bed. I walked into the bathroom. There was a standing shower room with huge royal red curtains and a huge tub in the middle. Huge enough to drown me. The was a barrier that separated the bathroom from the washroom, each having huge white sinks. There was a red toilet which was strange and funny at the same time. It stood uniquely in the white room. mirrors were everywhere. One in the washroom. Two in the bathroom. and another two in the room.

I couldn't stop myself from punching him, which only made him laugh harder. When I suddenly felt the urge to urinate, I immediately looked around the area as far as my vision could reach to look for a bathroom, but I couldn't see anything, so I hugged Braylon, who immediately got his attention, although the teasing was still there. I just didn't pay attention to his face because I was pissed off. "Where's the bathroom here?" I asked him. "There at the back of the stage. I know there is a bathroom there," he replied.

In it's there's a bathroom with a large bathtub and shower, I stepped into the bathroom and gasped Its amazing!! Everything in there is perfect The toilet is very pretty, with different colors and patterns and some of them even have little flowers and leaves and plants. There's also glass bottles with different water samples in it and the sink looks so clean I can't believe this! This is so freaking awesome!! Hold yourself Amelia! Smack! I slap my cheeks, repeatedly Wake up! "Thank you!" I said to him, earning a amused look from him "No, wait I mean" He just watches me and listen

I asked in confusion. They looked at me before bursting into laughter. I felt bad and angry because I didn't understand why they were laughing at me when I was clearly confused about what just happened. It felt like I was losing my mind, and I didn't know why. If I can't prove that I saw the female sign on the other restroom door, I would be marked as a pervert. I can't have that happen to me when I just got here. "Why are you laughing? This is something very serious. I just happened to bump into some boys in the restroom. Don't you understand how big this is?" I asked them desperately.