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He smiled sweetly, only adding to my distrust. I looked around the room, noticing that their was nowhere that I could go to the bathroom, only a metal bowl in the corner that had a seat and a leaver. I sighed, how was I supposed to empty my bladder? “Where do I go to the bathroom?” I asked after an awkward silence, unable to hide my discomfort. “Well, I would suggest using the toilet.” He laughed, pointing towards the vast metal bowl in the corner. “,That’s a human toilet?” I asked, confused as to where you send your urine.

“Hey, just a heads up — the bathroom’s out of order. Big mess, like, poop everywhere. You really don’t want to go in there. Trust me.” Their laughter stops immediately, and they wrinkle their noses in disgust. “Ew, seriously?” one of them asks, stepping back. “Yep, seriously,” I nod. “You’d be better off heading to the other bathroom unless you want a horror show.” They exchange a grossed-out glance and quickly change direction. Crisis averted.

it didn't occur to me how big this place was earlier since I was consumed with anger from the punishment I got from Mario. My wrist was suddenly pulled back "I hope you weren't trying to escape", -Mario questioned "No I wasnt, How can you-" I stopped from my mumbling when I look at the women's bathroom sign and quickly continued on talking "You really took a while, and I wanted to pee. I was just looking for the loo and yeah, it's right there... I found it," pointing at The door behind Mario wishing that I sound beleiveable for him not to question me. I think I had enough beating for one day.

Bianca asked while scratching her head, feeling like she was starting to smell bad and wanted to shower immediately. Frost thought seriously and said, "There's a big difference!" "It's just like the difference between a 24K gold toilet, a diamond toilet, and an emerald toilet, right?" Bianca's expression showed some disdain. "I'm starting to understand you now, so even if you bring out a toilet decorated with gold, diamonds, rubies, and sapphires, I won't be surprised or envious. It won't work, no toilet can help!" Bianca spoke incessantly and followed Frost to a bathroom. There was a sign on the door that read: Emergency.

She, of all people, should’ve known better than to use it like a toy or, worse, a weapon. Nate feels like punching someone, breaking something. He wonders if he can get away with a little vandalism of the bathroom mirrors. The tile walls are sparkling clean but the plastic partitions of the toilet cubicles aren’t free of graffiti. The graffiti is mostly the word “gay”, dick and boob doodles, and “your mom” jokes. He hasn’t seen any CCTV either. First things first. He has to answer nature’s call because his bladder is close to bursting. He walks over to the row of urinals, unzips and relieves himself.

Nothing like barging in uninvited to mark herself as a stupid tourist with no boundaries, common sense, or manners. Thankfully, all she reveals is an equally small bathroom with a sink, toilet, and clawfoot tub. “Hallelujah!” she whispers before making quick work of using the restroom. Back in her apartment-slash-room, she sees something she missed. There’s a packet of information on the pillow that bears the House Corbin monogram,

2-B 1-A 20-T 8-H 18-R 15-O 15-O 13-M -Bathroom I grinned and then took off out of the lunchroom while people cheered me on, but as soon as I hit the hallway, I realized that there was more than one bathroom. So I just crossed my fingers and went to the first bathroom. I dashed down the hallway and made my way to the bathroom, and when I got to the door there was a note on it. - Figured you would need a pit stop before you start I rolled my eye's at the note but then decided to check out the stalls for some reason. I went in the first stall and looked behind the door, then noticed a clue. I rolled my eye's and grabbed it off, then opened and read it.

he said in a soft voice as she nodded. He let himself in the bathroom. So Samantha, he whispered to himself once he was inside. Light touch of yellow is the dominant color of the bathroom. There is a floating sink with a a cabinet on top which had mirrors as it’s doors. He opened it out of curiosity and saw packs of sanitary napkins and tampons. He closed it and saw an unopened toothbrush right beside the water faucet. Hmm.. Thoughtful, he whispered to himself as he continued to look around. On the left side of the sink is the toilet bowl. There is a glass wall that served as a divider of the toilet and the shower. The bathroom smells and screams Samantha. He can’t help but think about her u

The worst was in the bathrooms. But look at this! The tiles were all spotless, the bowl and tub were brushed making them perfectly white, the mirrors were wiped clean, and most of all, the air wasn't tainted with the smell of feces or urine at all, not even a little. Everything was how and where they should be.

Even though this bathroom is cleaned up daily, it would still be as if it hasn't been touched for months when we come. I didn't want to think that these people do it on purpose, but what do I say? We are almost ten thousand in this jail and we all get the need to use the bathroom sometime. I stepped into the bathroom, the pungent odor of urine hit directly at my nose and I jerked backwards a bit. Jack noticed and he immediately began to laugh at me. I frowned and turned to him. "What's funny?" I asked, the tone in my voice made him realize that I am being serious. So he stopped laughing at me.