Printable Funny Bathroom Signs Novels & Stories

I’m nоt allowed tо let mуѕеlf gо whаtеvеr that mеаnѕ. They lеt uѕ hаvе ѕhоwеrѕ and wаѕh in one communal bathroom. We have tо share tоwеlѕ. Thе mаkеuр is kерt there. It’s thе wrong соlоr for my ѕkіn, but I рut іt on аnуwау.

I already knew I would spend so much time there. My head turned, seeing the large shower that had so many shower heads which were blinking the color green. It lighted up the whole bathroom making it dim so you did not even have to turn on the lights. Towels were hung on wooden hangers, grey with a golden brand Which was a crown in the center of a circle.

I burst into laughter again, did he not see the 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign? "Ohhh by the way, Mr. BAD LUCK, karma is a bitch! Look around sometimes, maybe you'll slip again!"

"After you're done getting rid of the mud, take a shower in the bathroom. It's behind the stable." "Is that a special bathroom for horses?" Summer asked while pointing her finger. The man shook his head. "No, Summer. The bathroom is usually used by visitors and staff. You can use the soap and shampoo there." "Is that special soap and shampoo for horses?" the toddler asked again. Mr. Rodriguez chuckled. "No, Summer. That's for humans. Just use it to get rid of the mud smell." Suddenly, Summer started sniffing. After smelling her own palm, she said, "I don't think this mud smells. Is my nose broken? Could it be that some mud got in and made my nose blocked?" She started pressing her nose with

I squirmed and ran out of the locker room. That was close! I stood at the entrance of the locker room and raise a brow in disbelief as I stared at the sign above. It is tagged 'Male's locker room'. WHY THE FUCK IS THE PAINT AND DESIGN THE SAME? SOMEONE COULD EASILY MISTAKE BOTH OF THEM.

Seeing him like this I got frustrated and shouted, “Get out. How can I use the toilet if you look at me like that?” “Just pretend that I’m invisible. I have already seen every inch of your skin.” He replied. “Weirdo, just go out now!” I was furious, but I had no energy to fight with him. All I could do was now to frown and glare at him. After a while, he compromised and said, “Hmm, but promise me you won’t do anything stupid again!” “You are crazy! What can I do in the bathroom?” I said. He looked at me and said sharply, “Hmph, what if you drown in the toilet?”

The both girls made their outside the staff room which as soon as they got out, April pulled Yara by her wrist to which the former shrugged off coldly, "what's this about?" "Come with me!" April hissed. A seething anger laced undertone as she tugged her off. ••• "The girls bathroom? Are you serious right now?" Yara scowled in disgust. The bathroom was all spick and span. It toilets faced a large-sized mirror. There was a tissue dispenser hung on the wall, an automatic hand sanitizer placed at the front of each toilet stall and a hand dryer. The walls were all painted in white and there was hardly any trace of handprints and disgusting notes on the walls rather, a small notice board which h

But, what is he doing here? “Good evening, madame.” while before I could say anything, he greeted me. He says, “Pardon me to have to be rude but, I think I need to let you know that you were in the wrong bathroom.” As he says, he points at the sign on the bathroom door. Slowly, I turn my head back to the door and give the sign a glance.

I said in between giggles. "Or what?" "I'll kill you." I said lamely. He laughed and tickled me harder. "I'll put your birthday video on the internet in which you literally peed in your pants!" I managed to get out the words as his fingers did their horrible work on my sides. He stared at me with horror in his eyes. Then he gave me an evil smile. "Remember the bathroom incident? I have it's video too." Oh no! What the- "You have it's video? I told you to delete it!" Darren and Tyler had changed the signs of the men's and women's washroom and I went into the men's restroom and what I saw there was...Ugh...I don't even want to think about it.

I need to use the restroom. I stood up. "Excuse me" I tell Megan before grabbing my bag and exiting the cafeteria. I head down the hall, I climbed the stairs and went straight to the restroom. I opened the door, turning the tap on and splashing my face with water. I entered the first toilet, seating on the toilet cover, I looked at the door and my eyes widened. 'Vicky is a slût' 'Go to hell Vicky' 'Dirty little pûssy' 'Slût slût slût Vicky' was written on the door and walls and they are more.