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he sent back at once , even though his written message I could hear his unconvinced tone " But I still think its shady for you to like my post when you are clearly not following my profile " "Your profile is public " I sent back trying to salvage the damage as much as possible " people in my following list follow you , its not my fault that your picture popped in my explore and I ended up liking it while getting on my spree , it was purely accidental . Once I realized that it was your account , I unliked it ." It was the most stupidest explanation that I have heard in my life but it was the best I could manoeuvre in such a shortest amount of time possible so I might as well cling on to it un

After searching for a few minutes, she was about to give you when something caught her eye that caught her by surprise. There, on the top of a page with tons of profiles, one, in particular, stood out. There was no picture on it, just a colorful logo of Umass on it. A familiar emblem she saw everywhere around campus, She tapped on it and waited for the page to load, luckily it was quicker and when she read his feed, an excited grin lighted her face. So he did have a Faceb**k page. Maya spent the next hours scrolling through his feed and even checking his photos. She was disappointed to see he had none except for one but it was simply a silhouette of a person reading a book.

6 XAVIER Cameron laughs over the phone. “Come on, Xavier. You have to admit that you love the fucking attention that those young ladies give you.” I scowl as I pull into my parking space. “Girls. Children. Some of those students are under eighteen. I am far from being a fucking creep, Cam. Besides, those girls all look the same. Nothing but a bunch of fake blondes and fake noses.” “Don't forget the fake tits.” Cameron teases.

I sat across from a guy named Devin, who smelled like woody, fresh spicy tobacco. His wolf energy wasn’t so overwhelming but his smile made me look away every second to make sure we weren’t the only people left in the cafe. “So, what do you do for fun?” he asked, leaning forward with lingering interest. I sipped my drink. “I punch things and make them turn red. Usually people.” He blinked with confusion. “Kidding,” I added with a tight smile. Kind of. He chuckled awkwardly. “You’re funny. You seem more like a girl with a sharp mouth than one who can wreck a jaw.”

DickensDatBooty. My brows knotted in a frown instantly. I wasn’t really sure if Noah was capable of thinking up a username like that. But clearly it was on his phone. As I stayed debating, my eyes fell on the pictures on his profile. If I thought his name was outrageous, the pictures were fucking wild. I’d checked out his I*******m profile once when I was bored and he had only two posts up and none were pictures of himself. Was he drunk when he opened this account? Remembering how rough he’d looked this morning and how he’d missed practice yesterday, it made more sense to me. A sober Noah would never do this.

I went back to lying down. I felt a little lonely and decided to open a F******k account. Not up to 30 minutes after opening the account, my phone pinged. I had a surprised look on my face as I stared at my screen. Who would be so interested in sending me a friend request when I had just opened my account. I didn't even have my full name as my user name nor did I have my picture, all I had were Valen Tina with no profile picture and…wow! Eager and ready to make new friends, I clicked on the friend request button to see a picture of a man who looked a lot like Dominik.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Go check her out if she’s so bold! In an instant, Fiona’s social media profile was found and shared around. Countless strangers flooded her profile, and some people made lewd comments on her photos. [Wow, what a pretty lady! What’s your price? I’ll buy you.]

Some days ago, F******k had recommended his profile to me if I wanted to add him as my friend but I was so tired to go through his profile. So yes, I am in the mood now. I clicked on his profile. His username was Demetrius Valecian and it had the blue mark close to it. Meaning it was verified. Duh. His profile picture was of him standing close to the large transparent glass which gave his luxurious office an exquisite look. He had a cup of coffee in his right hand while the left hand was in his pocket. I clicked on it and checked the day it was posted. Wow, Some months ago.

Ash: What's so wrong with it Ash: We are not about to put our faces on the internet recklessly OF: You could have put a fox instead Ash: Foxes are cute OF: Yes, they are Mob boss Ash OF: You like foxes Ash: I do Olivia smiles like a fool looking at Asher's message in the chat. God, why is he so cute? Mob bosses aren’t supposed to be endearing. SL: Why is Boss being cute? What the f*ck OF: Can we change our profile picture Ash: No OF: Really? :( Ash: This isn't negotiable OF: You could have a fox profile picture Ash: You are emotionally manipulating me