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I giggled. Putting her on speaker again, I went to Mythinder and took a screenshot of his profile. The profile picture is of him in a fitted white button up and his hair is styled nice. On his page, you can see a picture of him with his dog and another of him shirtless. And my goddess, it’s definitely hard to breathe when you’re looking at that one. He’s got a firm chest and a thin torso. He’s playing soccer in another one with very short shorts. You just want to lick the sweat dripping down his thigh muscles. I sent the screenshot to her and she was quiet as she clicked on it. “Holy shit he’s hot,” she groaned.

Well at least I watched the TV series on Netflix. I am not gay to say this, but Henry Cavill, mm-mh! He is a hot one, the best real life Geralt that no one can surpass. Without wasting more time, I d******d a photo of Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia and upload it to be my profile picture. Then, I start my plan right away. I search Jamie up on F******k, an account with no profile picture named JL Peyton pops up. Everybody knows Jamie is low profile, he never let anyone take his picture, so I surely expected a F******k account without a profile picture.

She simply giggled and messaged all four people with a simple word, 'Hi,' and a cutie emoji with it. In response, she got two dick pictures and a link to a porn website. She sighed. She should have known humans were weird and stupid at times and now she has to be watchful of who she wanted to chat with because apparently, a lot of these people are unwell. Those people had a pretty decent profile though and she didn’t know they were mad or close to being mad.

Only the name was a lie. Then it was time for the body description. I said I was slim,a bit of a large stomach, and a petite figure.For my profile picture, the site wanted a clear photo of me holding a sign with my username and the site's name to prove I was real. They said this picture wouldn't be posted, and I could use whatever I wanted for my main profile picture as long as it followed the rules.

Some have profile photos and others are simply left blank. "Where's his account?" I asked, without looking at Beta Luke. I saw Beta Luke's hand pointing to an account that came from the second list. The account has a profile photo in the form of a cartoon. Actually I'm not sure if it's Levin Gaillard's account. I clicked on it and it showed me a social media account that didn't have much information posted on it. There are only two photos uploaded, one photo as a new profile photo which is a picture of a character in a cartoon and the other photo is a picture of a person.

He did not even have a biography and the profile picture was of a cat with a lollipop stuck to its fur. You could tell that it was an old account long forgotten about. I decided to g****e his name to see what popped up. Before I read through the results, I decided to click on images to see what pictures the media had of him. To my surprise there was a shirtless picture there, tagged Only Fans. My eyes widened and I chuckled in disbelief. “No freaking way!!!” I enlarged the picture on my screen and took in the scene before me. In the picture – he was shirtless of course, his hands were stuck in his pocket, and he was leaning against a rock in what seemed to be the forest, but like a fake fore

If he wasn’t going to be entertaining, my social media feeds would be. I unlocked the screen and a grin instantly spread across my face. “Ha!” I laughed out loud, the sound sharp and sudden in the room. The guy on top of me actually flinched. “V-Victoria? You okay?” “Shut up and keep going,” I snapped, not even looking back at him. “If you can.” My thumbs flew across the screen, scrolling through the glorious, beautiful chaos. Every platform was on absolute fire. My timeline was a waterfall of videos and memes, all about the epic shitstorm at a place called the ‘Fuzzy Bunny.’

Look for more updates this coming week. Also be sure to follow me on F******k! https://www.f******k.com/profile.php?id=100068563337560

“Lucky. My parents would have killed me if I don’t get a 4.0 GPA. What did you do in your past life? Saved a nation.” “Nah, just sucked it all up until god granted me a new life.” I said. “Come on, let’s have some snack. My treat.” “At least we still have Hope to feed us.” Casper said, and they both enclosed me in a group hug. “Anyway, I need a new Linked In picture because I looked mad horny in the one I have now.” Jane said, so we’re gonna try and take one real quick on my phone. How to take a professional Linked In photo using an I phone.

"With me, you don't have to do that... People already look at us funny if we go anywhere." He snorts. "They look because you're cute..." "No, trust me, they are probably wondering about our sex life. You've seen the hamster eating a banana picture?" Nathan chokes on laughter behind me. "Oh, I have, but... I find it kind of hot. I mean, you're fun-sized." "Fun-sized?"