Quackity Quotes Novels & Stories

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

She bites her lower lip, physically vibrating with the effort of holding the thought inside her skull. I reach out, digging my fingers hard into her arm. I step heavily on her foot, trying to ground her. Don’t fucking say it, I project desperately with my mind. She completely fails. “The Pennys,” Queenie blurts out, her voice cracking as she points between the two of them with an awful, hysterical laugh. “I mean, come on, you have to hear it. It is literally right there. The Pennys. The Pennis. That is just a penis. You operate a mystical business as Mr. and Mrs. Penis.”

Jack asked, still the last ant to the picnic. Liam snickered. Who came up with those stupid analogies? Were they analogies? A-n-a-l-o-g-y. Such a fucked up word and really hard to say when you were as deep in his cups as Liam was. He snorted. “What the fuck is he mumbling about?” Carter asked. “I dunno,” Parker replied with a shrug. Liam ignored them and lifted his glass to his mouth only to have it removed by Parker. “That’s enough of that, mate,” Parker said. “Can someone make some coffee? We need to sober him up.”

“Robert Heineken once said, ‘A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best.’” “I love that quote of yours. Shows you’ve been doing your assignment. I’m glad you are not angry with me anymore.” “I hope you can show me how much I mean to you – more than anything in this world or out of this world.” “I will show you to the point you’d be screaming my name; forgetting yours,” I said to her. “I’m wet already, but it’s not too late to eat this pussy. I want to sit on your face and cum so hard for you.”

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”

Among the group, there were naturally also people with EQ and/or IQ deficiency: Acquaintance S (for ‘straight man’) exclaimed, “Ah, Captain Levi is really close to his little brother-in-law, yo!” Acquaintance A (for ‘asking the right questions’) then wondered, “Are we still continuing the pool game?” Acquaintance B (for ‘blind’) spoke up, “Eh? Eh? Hey, hey, what happened?” Acquaintance D (for ‘dolt’) stared at the dirt underneath his nails, “Just boss being a dick again.” Acquaintance M (for ‘Moon Moon’), who had been eating his plate of spaghetti, choked on his laughter and ended up inhaling pasta instead of swallowing it. “Look! I am the spaghetti monster! LOL!”

“This doesn’t look too good, Quin. There are still lingering toxins in here. If it’s not drained out in time, something bad would happen!” “Thank you, Mr. Goth,” Quincy said weakly. “I need to use my mouth to clear it out,” Quentin said seriously. Quincy blushed. U-Use his mouth? How embarrassing! “I-Is there no other way?” she asked, her face flushed red. Quentin pretended to be serious. “Sorry, that was too abrupt. I’ll go get the medicine. You should take it. It’ll stop the toxin from spreading.” He walked toward the table, opened the bag to take a small bottle out, and dumped out a pill.

Tracy let out a sigh of relief, excited that she had a comforting friend like Jacqueline. She shut her eyes closed resting her chin on queline shoulder. Queline suddenly pulled back sniffing Tracy body. Tracy was alarmed as she gave her friend a questioning look as though 'what was that for'. "Don't tell me you've not taken your bath"queline questioned. "Of course,I haven't"Tracy replied embarrassed sniffing her body also to know if she really stinks. "Get the fuck up and go bath, darling"queline commanded playfully. "You're being unfair, queline.Hope you know that?

Placing my head in my hands I closed my eyes and listened to the ducks quack, I hear the screeching of impatient drivers pass by. I said, "ego te accipere donum." ------- [Chapter quote: " all the clouds in me are raining"- r.h. Sin]