Quackity Quotes Novels & Stories

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Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks. “Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment. “What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her. “That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

Occasionally he began to frown as he remembered, the late master Burkley, Jack’s grandfather, told some wise words, back when he was a kid. ‘Remember Jack, once you find one, no matter how ugly nor dislike you are toward them, you will end up with them. You two, or three will get close fast no matter how weird the situation is.’ No matter how weird the situation is. “F*ck that quote,’ Jack mused, tightening his grip further to the new clean utensil, making it slightly crack. After a few moments in that position, the Alpha slowly began to regain his composure, as he took a deep breath, and after making sure that he was already cool enough, Jack began to resume his work. Dismissing that idea.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He popped it open and gulped from it. “Hey, I didn’t say you could drink that!” I exclaimed. “Yeah but you didn’t say I couldn’t,” He answered. My face was definitely tinted in anger at his reaction to my question. I was about to grab it from him when he said something else. “Just this one won’t bite, Mon Cherie. A saying goes, “You shouldn’t drink alone,” he uttered. I froze at my spot after he muttered a quote. It was like we were both similar. I've always loved using quote when speaking.

He crossed his arms while narrowing his eyes at me. Time passed while playing, laughing and revealing a few things about each other which made me late for the office. Just thinking about it gives me a weird feeling. •••••••••••••• 'Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see'. ~Mark Twain. I used this quote in my poem. H.LOCKHART.

Betty asks mockingly and with a fake gasp. “I hate you” I huffed “I hate you more” She laughed “Bitch” I spat with a growing smile on my lips. “Sweet only in the middle” She teased. “Jesus Christ! You got worst, what has Babcock done to you?” I ask, faking gasp “Like the name goes its filled with a lot of babbling cocks” Betty replied “Doesn’t rhyme” I said, rolling my eyes “of course it does! Bab plus cock… Bab for Babbling and cock for Cock” Betty tried defending herself

lick, “... and very, very naughty.” ___________________

His response only made Dan scoff, taking a large sip of his coke. "Donald duck." Kenny chirps, a wide smile on her face. Eli's expression was met with disgust, not impressed with the four-year olds suggestion. His face completely dropping with his voice stuttering, reminding me of a minion from despicable me as he shouted "What?" Dan choked on his drink, making us all laugh harder, even when we all thought we had gained our composure back, we hadn't. "Quack, quack bitch." Dan whispers lowly, so everyone but Kennedy could hear.