Quotes Absurd

The very day she came back into her home country, she heard the most absurd news. "Your sister is getting married with Mr. Stephenson". "What did you say?" She couldn't believe it. At the engagement party, she was shocked to see her sister getting engaged to her fiancé. "Daniel, remember this, I dumped you! Did you hear that? I dumped you, not the other way round." ..... Who could have guessed that after being betrayed by her fiancé and sister and being labelled as a home wrecker, someone would still want to marry her? "Don't you want to get revenge on your fiancé for what he did?" Nathan Clemon asked Hilda. "What has that got to do with you?" She snapped back. "It has got everything to do with me. I am the only person who could help you achieve that whiles giving you the happiness that any woman would wish in this world."

Lumi Savira punya pekerjaan yang tidak bisa ia ceritakan ke sembarang orang: ia adalah istri sewaan profesional. Bisa dikontrak harian, mingguan, atau bulanan—tugasnya simpel tapi penting: menemani klien menghadapi keluarga bawel, acara sosial yang ribet, dan pertanyaan ‘kapan nikah’. Tarifnya? 5 juta per hari, mahal tapi jelas sebanding dengan kesabaran yang harus ia keluarkan. Semua berjalan rapi. Namun rutinitasnya yang absurd itu mulai terganggu ketika suatu tawaran datang—seorang klien misterius meminta kontrak enam bulan. Lebih lama, lebih mahal, dan lebih berisiko. Tanpa disadari, Lumi mulai menghadapi hal yang tidak ada dalam kontrak: perasaan. Karena menjadi istri sewaan itu mudah. Yang sulit adalah menjaga hati tetap utuh, saat semuanya terasa terlalu nyata.

Di tengah gemerlap ibu kota Longcheng, suami-suami Nyonya Gao menghilang tanpa jejak. Bukan penculikan, bukan pembunuhan, dan jelas bukan kebetulan biasa. Xu Jianhong, Menteri Perang yang nyaris kehabisan akal, terjebak dalam penyelidikan paling absurd dalam kariernya, ditemani dua saksi utama yang lebih banyak menambah masalah daripada memberikan solusi. Baili Zhiyu, bangsawan flamboyan yang lebih ahli mengkritik makanan daripada mengungkap misteri, dan... Pangeran Ketiga Xiǎo Zeyan, pengangguran kerajaan yang lebih rajin berburu diskon dim sum daripada menjalankan tugas kekaisaran. Saat penyelidikan beralih dari restoran mewah ke rumah judi, dari gosip ke ekonomi teh, satu hal menjadi jelas, hilangnya suami-suami itu lebih berbahaya daripada sekadar nasib buruk. Intrik. Humor. Misteri. Longcheng tak pernah seabsurd ini!

By day, Carlotta spins stories. By night, she serves drinks. Her life was simple. Until her good-for-nothing brother offered her as collateral to pay off a massive gambling debt to a ruthless underground casino. Now she's the reluctant fiancée of a powerful mafioso rumored to have a cruel streak... and a bedroom secret that's the talk of the criminal underworld: erectile dysfunction. Carlotta would've found it funny if it weren't her life on the line. To make things worse, fate throws in another complication: her dangerously attractive new driver-slash-bodyguard. With abs worthy of a thirst trap and a face that screams "Asgardian demigod". He's the kind of temptation a woman in her situation absolutely does not need. Just when she thinks it couldn't get more absurd, her cold, mysterious fiancé summons her to his penthouse suite with one chilling demand: He wants a taste of what's been promised. Her.

"I curse you." A mewled whisper erupted her throat steadily raising her shaken up gaze. The man who had her jaw held in a terrific grip gave her a twisted smile having no effect from her words. He found them absurd and full of stupidity. "I CURSE YOU! YOU AND YOUR FATHER WILL LOSE ALL YOUR HAPPINESS AND PEACE! IT'S A CURSE OF A DAUGHTER, YOU IMBECILE!" She cried loudly right on his face which did snatch his smile but something in him refused to accept the power behind her curse. But her heart bled curse did what he considered a myth. Shaken up his soul. Tarnished his peace. Snatched his every happiness. He was left with nothing but agony and pain he once conflicted on an innocent. If you want to read a story full of regret, redemption, hate and pain then welcome. WARNING: THERE CAN BE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES SO DON'T MIND.

Man dies. His last act in the previous life generates him an absurd amount of karma. He meets a god, and it reborns him in a crossworld of Larry Potter and DxD. He gets a gift, one that can only be fully explored with the knowledge that he learned in his previous profession in the previous world. The keeping of knowledge is also a gift. And with that, his karma is spent. Thrown in the world with a 'good luck' and a slap in the back, he fights to survive until the start of canons. The time until that, 1000 years. Yeah… Now read about some of his adventures in this crossed over world, beginning already in HP canon. English is not my main language, so you will find some strange stuff, like the mix of North American and the Queen’s English. Disclaimer: All characters that you recognize from the franchise of Larry Potter and DxD are propriety of its respective creators and I only wish that they were mine. But they are not. I only own the MC, the OCs, and the ideas that generated the non canon plot.

Claire thought her life couldn’t get any worse when her boyfriend broke her heart, but a night out with her best friends turned her world upside down. A spiked drink, an unforgettable one-night stand, and an awkward morning-after encounter lead her straight into the arms of Mackenzie Allister—a powerful CEO and the man who now claims she’s destined to be his wife. Mack’s offer seems absurd, but his charm, persistence, and a shocking family rivalry involving her ex-boyfriend, Liam, pull Claire into a whirlwind of passion, deceit, and schemes. Forced into a marriage of convenience, Claire navigates the complications of corporate power plays, bitter betrayals from her closest friends, and a family determined to tear her apart from Mack. As enemies close in, Claire must decide who she can trust and whether she’s willing to risk her heart for a man whose motives may not be entirely pure. Will she succumb to the chaos of revenge and ambition, or can love and loyalty triumph against all odds?

Buat Citra Paramitha, hidup sebagai mahasiswi arsitektur sudah cukup kompleks—revisi tugas gambar, dosen killer, dan deadline mepet. Tapi hidupnya makin kacau sejak pindah ke kosan baru yang... nempel banget sama kosan cowok berisik. Dan sumber kekacauan itu punya nama: Dikayasa Pradipta. Anak teknik mesin. Ganteng-ganteng tengil. Punya gitar, tapi nggak punya malu. Setiap pagi Dika nyanyi gombal receh dari balkon, bikin Citra pengen lempar penggaris segitiga. Tapi siapa sangka, dari yang awalnya saling sindir dan saling benci, ada benih rasa yang tumbuh diam-diam? Citra cuma pengen hidup tenang. Tapi Dika datang dengan misi mulia: bikin Citra jatuh cinta, dengan gombalan absurd dan motor tua legendaris. Karena buat Dika, teknik bukan cuma soal mesin. Tapi juga strategi bikin cewek dingin luluh dengan cara paling nyeleneh.

“Om, pengantinmu tertukar. Harusnya bukan aku, tapi kakakku Aisyah.” Andin mencoba berbicara kepada calon suami sang kakak agar ia mau membatalkan pernikahannya. “Aku tidak peduli, siapa pun yang menjadi pengantinku! Aku tidak suka kakakmu ataupun dirimu!” ucapnya dengan tegas sambil melirik sinis pada Andin. “Wah, nih orang tua belagu amat. Pantesan aja nggak laku,” gumam Andin. Andin Putri Pradipta, gadis berusia 21 tahun, harus menggantikan sang kakak sebagai pengantin dari Haidar Mannaf. Pemuda berusia 30 tahun yang mau dijodohkan hanya untuk mendapatkan harta warisan orang tuanya. Akankah Andin mampu menaklukkan seorang Haidar? Pemuda yang dingin terhadap wanita dan hanya uang yang menjadi tujuan hidup Haidar. Selamat datang di novel terbaruku. Ini merupakan spin off dari novel My Absurd Wife. Follow instagramku nyi.ratu_gesrek.

Not even halfway through the Thanksgiving holidays, my boss, Bill Griffin, calls me back to work. He demands I cold-call customers for sales and promises generous overtime pay. Eager to give my son a better learning environment, I seize every chance to earn more money and agree without hesitation. But once the holiday ends, the management posts a notice. "An employee has generated an excessive phone bill working overtime during the Thanksgiving holidays and incurred company losses. Please reimburse the phone bill immediately." Bill, whom I had worked alongside since graduating from college, swiftly turns on me. "Some people in their 30s are about to be laid off. Having a job at all is a blessing, yet they don't know how to appreciate the opportunities the company gives them." Refusing to bow to the absurd demands and open threats, I hand in my resignation that very same day. A company that discards its employees the moment the job is done isn't worth a second of my time. They will learn the hard way who holds the leverage.