Quotes Absurd

Ziva, seorang dokter muda yang selalu tampil glamor dan penuh gaya, maniak kebersihan dan disiplin, bahkan debu 1 inci saja langsung jadi sasaran tangan seribu Ziva. Namun segalanya berubah kacau saat dia dijodohkan dengan Reza, pria tampan tapi super santai, pecinta tidur siang, dan punya kucing galak bernama Binggo. Hidup glamor yang ia bayangkan berubah jadi petualangan absurd penuh cucian menumpuk, piring kotor, remote TV yang selalu rebutan, dan tisu berserakan. Alih-alih cinta yang menggelora, pernikahan mereka penuh drama kocak, pertengkaran receh, dan kejutan-kejutan lucu yang bikin mereka mempertanyakan: "Ini beneran kehidupan pernikahan?!" Di antara gaya hidup bertabrakan, dua karakter yang bertolak belakang itu justru perlahan mulai memahami makna cinta yang nyata—bukan yang didandani bunga dan lilin, tapi yang dibungkus kompromi dan kejujuran.

Bagi Binar Gendhis Rarasita, hidup itu sederhana— kuliah, nongkrong, dan sesekali bikin drama kecil biar nggak bosan. Sampai suatu hari, tanpa rasa malu, dia berdiri di depan seorang pria mapan yang usianya jauh diatasnya dan dengan percaya diri berkata, "Hai Om, aku calon istrimu!" Om yang dimaksud? Bukan sembarang om. Dialah Kais Arfan Zaydan, pria dingin berusia tiga puluh dua tahun, pemilik perusahaan besar sekaligus sahabat baik ayah Binar! Kais jelas menolak mentah-mentah ide gila itu. Baginya, Binar hanya gadis manja yang doyan cari perhatian. Tapi siapa sangka, keadaan justru membuat mereka terjebak dalam situasi yang memaksa Kais mempertimbangkan ulang kata-katanya. Antara perbedaan usia, ego, dan perang mulut yang tiada henti, Binar justru semakin yakin— dialah takdir Kais. Pertanyaannya, apakah Kais bisa bertahan dari gempuran rayuan absurd sekaligus manis seorang “calon istri” yang nekat ini?

Sacrifices must be made and I made the most absurd sacrifice. For Who? Vaughn Saint McCarthy is the golden boy of his family, an upcoming lawyer who will one day make his family proud. Everyone looks up to him and I'm completely different from him. I'm a Mafia Lord. He wants to save the world, I want to destroy the world. I want to destroy him and his family. I have an old scar, and I'm not going to rest till I settle scores and destroy the image of the golden boy. Everything was just a plan to destroy him and his family. Break him in every way possible. I want to destroy him but I only end up breaking myself. ….. I'm not who they think I am. I have fantasies which I'm scared to explore all because I have an image to uphold, but he brought out those fantasies in me. I wanted to find him, but he found me instead and vowed to ruin me in the worst ways possible. THIS IS A DARK ROMANCE MM BOOK.

Rani Widyastuti punya tiga prinsip hidup yang sakral: jangan lupa password e-banking, jangan sentuh es krim mantan kos, dan yang paling penting—jangan jatuh cinta sama atasan sendiri. Sayangnya, prinsip terakhir itu resmi runtuh sejak kedatangan Adrian Baskara, bos baru yang bikin satu kantor mendadak rajin pakai eyeliner. Ganteng? Iya. Karismatik? Banget. Tapi buat Rani, cinta diam-diam pada atasan itu seperti cicilan KPR—bikin deg-degan dan nggak ada jaminan lunas. Dengan strategi ninja, Rani berusaha menyembunyikan rasa sukanya di balik file laporan dan post-it warna pink. Tapi bagaimana kalau ternyata sang bos juga menyimpan rahasia kecil tentang Rani? Rahasia yang bisa mengubah segalanya... atau bikin satu kantor meledak karena drama internal lebih heboh dari sinetron prime time. Ini bukan sekadar kisah cinta kantor biasa. Ini tentang rahasia, tawa, dan satu meja kerja yang jadi saksi bisu jatuh cinta paling absurd tahun ini.

(Cerita ini mengandung adegan dewasa 21+) Kiara Retania (Kia), baru saja patah hati karena lelaki yang ia cintai akan menikah--dengan tunangannya. Ya, Kiara adalah seorang selingkuhan dari Alex Guntoro, atasan Kia yang akan menikah dengan wanita pilihan orang tuanya, dan meninggalkan Kia begitu saja. Kia berusaha mengobati patah hatinya dengan pergi ke club dan memilih pria untuk tidur dengannya malam ini. Dengan memutar botol minuman keras di atas meja untuk mendapatkan teman tidur, Kia pun terkejut ketika mulut botol itu malah menunjuk ke arah seorang bartender tampan dan mempesona. Namun... benarkah lelaki itu adalah seorang bartender? Ataukah dia adalah lelaki yang akan membalaskan sakit hati Kia kepada Alex, dan bertekad untuk mendapatkan Kia--baik hati dan tubuhnya? Jika kalian mencari tokoh utama yang polos dan lugu, bukan di sini tempatnya. Karena Kia adalah gadis liar, absurd, dan paling suka bersenang-senang!

The new intern always claimed to have the company’s best interests at heart, but her actions told a different story. To cut costs, she secretly swapped the two-thousand-dollar gift basket I had prepared for a client with a knockoff version she bought online for just two dollars, shipping included. During a critical overtime session, she turned off the power to save on electricity. Then, she boldly suggested canceling the company’s annual holiday leave. With a self-righteous expression, she declared, “The company doesn’t support freeloaders. I believe the holiday season is the perfect time to boost sales. I propose everyone work unpaid overtime and dedicate themselves selflessly to the company!” While the employees grumbled in frustration, I stepped up to refute her absurd suggestion and spoke out on behalf of the team. But instead of backing down, she accused me of embezzlement in front of everyone and recommended to the boss that I be fired. The shocking part? The boss agreed. Fine. If that was how they wanted it, I couldn’t wait to see how the company would function without me.

“You have to choose between death or becoming my slave. Either I give you a death sentence now, or your life becomes enslaved. I have given you the liberty to choose.”  On the night of her 18th birthday, the time came for princess Alexa of the Blue Scorpion pack to meet her mate. This particular moment was everything she’d hoped for, but in the end, what happened was not what she'd expected. She found her mate, alpha Logan of the Red Lotus pack, the youngest, most charming and most desired alpha in all the realm, also happens to be her enemy. That night, Logan was bent on achieving his revenge against Danister, the Blue Scorpion alpha. He wasn’t going to let anyone get in the way, not even Alexa. That same night unlocked a new life for Alexa, not only was her pack taken into captivity but she, the high-held princess, was also taken into slavery at the hands of her mate. For the trauma her father caused him in the past, Logan plans to do so many things to Alexa. He wants to hurt her, to make her pay for all his suffering, he wants to make life as miserable as possible for her, till the point she begs for death. Now, there’s only one problem standing in the way of his plans; the mate bond they share won’t let him. Instead, it draws him closer to her; it makes him yearn for her in the most unimaginable ways. Find out where this love story between Alexa and Logan will lead in The Alpha's Hated Slave Mate. Book 1 of the werewolf mate series Book 2- The Beta's Unexpected Mate For updates on character reveals and quotes, including all my books, follow my Facebook page, Eyitee's library.

“Yang benar saja, Nda, masa aku harus nikah sama cleaning service?" Rain tidak habis pikir, bunda menjodohkannya dengan seorang perempuan yang ia pikir adalah pembantu baru di rumah. Rain—seorang pembalap mobil profesional meninggalkan sirkuit Silverstone dan kembali ke tanah air atas permintaan bundanya. Bagi Rain yang sejak dalam kandungan sudah ditinggalkan ayahnya, bunda adalah segalanya. Ia akan melakukan apa pun demi kebahagiaan sang bunda. Lady Queenara, wanita pekerja keras nan sederhana, melakukan semua pekerjaan untuk menyambung hidup. Di matanya, Rain, pria yang dijodohkan dengannya, hanyalah cowok arogan yang suka main wanita. "Gue nggak akan membiarkan perjodohan absurd ini terjadi. Lo bukan tipe gue!" “Kalau pun harus menikah, aku lebih memilih menikah dengan buaya daripada laki-laki buaya seperti kamu." Ketika bunda meminta menikahi perempuan pilihannya, akankah Rain rela meninggalkan wanita yang setiap malam menghangatkan ranjangnya? IG Author: zizarageoveldy

Inhaling deeply, I nodded as I gazed into his sexy grey eyes, "Yes. I will be your fake fiancée, Roman." He smirked, "Perfect. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, doll." +++ One day, Sofie Diaz comes home, and is given the horrendous news of her engagement to the CEO of a reputable business corporation, who is thrice her age, by her greedy parents. Infuriated, she goes to a bar to drink her frustration away. There, she meets a sexy stranger. One thing leads to another, and Sofie ends up having a one-night stand with him. The next morning, the man, Roman Giovanni, who Sofie later realizes is one of the richest CEOs in America, makes an absurd proposal, for her to be his fake fiancée for a hundred days to fulfill his grandmother's wish, for him to get married. Ignoring her logical reasoning, Sofie accepts his proposal on a whim as she'd rather fake being engaged to a hot billionaire than be the wife of an old ogre. What happens when this arrangement of theirs blooms into love spiced with a generous dash of passionate sexcapades?

“Mate with me and have my pups.” Serena was still on the ground. Her ears were ringing from the absurd demand she’d just heard. Mate? Pups? She blinked up at him, confused and breathless. “What the hell?” ********** She came to prove their world was real… She didn’t expect to be crowned its Queen. When desperate artifact researcher Serena Rael crashes the sacred mating ritual of the Trueblood Alpha King, Kaelen Syrus, she shatters more than tradition — she triggers an ancient Moonbond that cannot be broken. Now bound to a cold, powerful king who despises humans, Serena is obligated to bear his pups in order to survive a realm ruled by wolves, secrets, and deadly magic. But her presence has awakened something far older than fate: a prophecy, a mark, a war and a journey to other packs and realms. He lost his mate to a human. She is a defiant human, who never wished to belong to a werewolf. Fate doesn’t care. But as hidden truths rise and betrayal cuts deep, Serena must choose: The love that claimed her… or the life and freedom she once fought for.