Quotes Absurd

Lisa Anindya Seda, cewek ceria dan penuh semangat, rela ngelakuin apa aja demi bisa dapetin hati Edward Dikara—cowok cuek, misterius, dan dingin kayak es batu. Dari rayuan absurd sampai aksi nekat, semua udah dia coba. Tapi ada satu hal yang selalu jadi batu sandungan: Aluna Renjala, si cewek manis-manisan yang hobi bikin drama dan playing victim. Saat Lisa mulai merasa perjuangannya sia-sia, ucapan Edward nyakitin hatinya lebih dari apapun. "Gue jijik sama lo, Lisa." Dan saat itu juga... Lisa berhenti. Dia mundur. Tapi justru di saat Lisa mulai menjauh, Edward sadar—dia kehilangan satu-satunya cahaya dalam hidupnya. Sayangnya, posisi itu udah mulai digantikan Raja Senandika—si cowok konyol yang selalu ada, selalu tulus, dan nggak pernah nyakitin. Sekarang hati Lisa ada di dua arah: kembali ke cinta pertamanya, atau buka lembaran baru sama orang yang nggak pernah bikin dia nangis? Di antara cinta, luka, dan penyesalan—Lisa harus memilih. Tapi... gimana kalau semua pilihan datang terlambat??

Menjadi Baby Sitter cowok cute 18 tahun kelakuan 8 tahun? Seru!! Itulah takdir yang mendadak menghampiri hidup Titi setelah bibinya meninggal dan ia terjerat hutang besar. Untuk melunasi hutang tersebut, Titi terpaksa menjadi baby sitter anak keluarga konglomerat tempat bibinya berhutang. Siapa yang menyangka anak asuhnya adalah cowok remaja yang mengalami keterbelakangan mental? Ya Tuhan, dia begitu tampan dan sempurna penampilannya! Siapa yang menyangka jika hidupnya begitu malang? Lahir sebagai putra bungsu keluarga konglomerat terpandang, bagi keluarganya Choco merupakan aib yang harus disembunyikan rapat-rapat Dia hidup kesepian tanpa kasih sayang keluarganya. Hingga muncullah si baby sitter yang tingkahnya absurd namun tulus menyayanginya.. Meski dia mengalami retardasi mental, Choco tetaplah manusia yang bisa jatuh cinta. Salahkah bila dia mencintai baby sitternya sendiri? Lalu bagaimana jika saingan cintanya adalah kakak kandungnya sendiri, si sulung yang sempurna, Xander Edisson? Ikuti aja kisah cinta segitiga ini...yang pasti sweet, romantis, lucu tapi mengharukan

Grace White, a weak werewolf with cowardly alpha blood that runs through her veins, is an obedient daughter that strives to stay out of her father’s way and pay her stepmom's hospital fees. Though living with an abusive father, Gracey always finds the time to stop and appreciate life and the joy of being alive. However, when her stepmom’s hospital fees begin to triple, her stresses begin to consume every ounce of joy she has left. Being a girl who lives a life grounded on morals, the thought of selling herself as a house maiden/servant, as her father suggested, to earn enough money, sounds absurd at first. Yet when there seems to be no other option, and her mom’s life hangs in the balance, she decides to sell herself in the largest and most esteemed auction that El Salvador hoists every year. Her mixed feelings towards the auction become subdued, as the moon Goddess gifts her the person she has always dreamt of having. But will he accept her, or hurt her much more than life itself? …but whatever he chooses to do, he needs to remember that: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

“So you didn’t think you needed to tell your mate he can’t have a child? You thought you could just hide it from me?” “Hide it from you? Are you serious? You’re the one sleeping with my own twin sister in our bed, and you have the nerve to stand there asking me absurd questions like that?” Eamon’s jaw tightened as he took a step closer. “You’re in no position to speak to your Alpha like that, Lyra.” “Position?” I laughed. “You want to talk about position? Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Even the Beta shows more responsibility than you do. You destroyed everything we had, everything I believed in, and you think you can just throw your title in my face like it fixes any of this?” ***************** He betrayed her with her own twin. He divorced her for being barren. But Lyra just discovered the truth: her mate, Eamon, was the one who poisoned her. Stripped of everything, she flees to a rival pack, where a dangerous new alliance and a fiery attraction to the Alpha's son fuels her vow of vengeance. Eamon will pay for what he stole.

Sebuah kecelakaan membingungkan yang melibatkan Ghazanvar Nawasena Gunadhya dan menelan nyawa sepasang suami istri membuat Ghazanvar terjebak pernikahan dengan anak korban kecelakaan tersebut. Ghazanvar yang masih bingung dan merasa bersalah karena kecelakaan itu malah menjadikannya sebagai saksi akhirnya menerima solusi absurd sang mami untuk memperistri anak korban yang sekarang menjadi yatim piatu. Naraya Kirani adalah mahasiswi Seni sebuah Universitas di Jakarta tiba-tiba harus menjadi yatim piatu setelah kecelakaan yang merenggut nyawa kedua orang tuanya. Gadis cantik dengan mata besarnya yang indah itu terpaksa menerima lamaran mami Zara untuk Ghazanvar dari pada harus menjadi penebus hutang mendiang orang tuanya kepada seorang rentenir kejam yang ingin menjadikannya istri. Dalam sepengetahuan Naraya, Ghazanvar adalah orang pertama yang melihat dan melaporkan kecelakaan kedua orang tuanya. Apakah pernikahan kedua orang asing ini bisa berakhir saling mencintai? Atau justru Nay akan membenci Ghaza, bila mengetahui kalau pria itu ikut andil dalam kecelakaan yang menyebabkan kedua orang tuanya meninggal?

I've been caught in a relationship with a divorced man for eight years. We've broken up and reconciled too many times to count. In the end, I tallied ninety-four breakups and five divorces between us. One more would make it an even hundred, but I'm too exhausted to continue this cycle. The first breakup happened when I was giving him my virginity. Halfway through, his ex-wife called asking him to pick up some bread, and he simply left. The fifth breakup occurred when he abandoned me, newly pregnant, on the highway to comfort his ex-wife who was having complications with her own pregnancy. I ended up in a car accident and miscarried. He arrived at the hospital with his clothes disheveled. Despite all the pain he caused me, I could never bring myself to truly leave him. Our most recent divorce happened for an equally absurd reason. His ex-wife and their child were participating in a family reality TV show that required them to appear as a complete family unit. To protect his ex-wife's public image, he divorced me yet again. When filming wrapped, he called to discuss remarrying. This time I refused, because I'm going to marry someone else.

Seven years ago... I was his stalker. Three years ago... I was his wife. Two years ago... I was his ex-wife. Since the day he left me, my life has never been the same. It seems like I gathered all life's misfortunes - my mother died from cancer, our family business went down, and my dad could not face the shame, so he killed himself, leaving me to take on the responsibilities of paying his debts. I have to work hard to make ends meet. I worked as a baker, a dance instructor, and an entertainer to pay the debts as well as to support myself. I was trying to be okay until he came back. He manipulated everything - owned the bakeshop where I worked as a baker, paid me to give him private dance classes, and made me agree to perform in private with him. Do you think that is already worse? Nah-uh! He paid my family's debt in the banks, so I am obliged to pay him based on his terms. I am Patricia Sandoval, sold to Stuart Cordoval - I am his personal assistant, private chef, personal dance instructor, exclusive entertainer, and on-call bedwarmer for my beloved ex-husband. This may sound absurd, but yes, I am sold to my ex-husband.

Ayla Meindira hanyalah gadis biasa yang hidup pas-pasan, bekerja siang malam demi membiayai sekolah adiknya dan membayar utang keluarganya yang terus menumpuk. Hidupnya sudah cukup berat—hingga datang tawaran absurd dari seorang pria asing: pernikahan kontrak selama satu tahun. Dan pria itu bukan orang biasa. Dia adalah Nayaka Arvenza—CEO muda dingin, kejam, dan terkenal tidak pernah percaya cinta. Ia tak butuh istri, apalagi cinta. Ia hanya butuh alat untuk mencapai tujuannya. Terdesak, Ayla menandatangani kontrak. Namun, ia tidak tahu bahwa pernikahan itu bukanlah sekadar kesepakatan biasa. Ada dendam masa lalu yang terbungkus rapi, dan Ayla terseret di dalamnya—tanpa ia sadari, semua ini berawal dari nama keluarganya sendiri. Namun, saat dua dunia bertabrakan, saat dinginnya Nayaka mulai retak, dan saat Ayla mulai melihat sisi lain dari pria itu—cinta yang mustahil perlahan tumbuh di antara mereka. Tapi, bagaimana jika semuanya hanya ilusi? Bagaimana jika Nayaka tak pernah berniat mencintai Ayla sejak awal? Dan... bagaimana jika Ayla justru jatuh terlalu dalam?

My wife, Sarah, died unexpectedly. My in-laws made an absurd request. "Why not have Stella play both roles? After all, Luke can't be without a mother." My brother-in-law, Greg, yelled at me, calling me shameless, and stormed out in anger. I looked at my sister-in-law, Stella, who looked exactly like my late wife. I could hardly conceal my grief. I was about to urge them to abandon their ridiculous idea, when I accidentally overheard a conversation between her and her parents. "It was Stella who died, so why did you lie and claim it was you?" Sarah sighed. "I love Greg. I staged my death so I could be with him legitimately. As for asking me to play both roles, don't even bring it up again. As for Michael, I have already given him a child and a respectable marriage. I owe him nothing." Turning around, I saw Luke with reddened eyes, asking me softly, "Daddy, does that mean that Mommy no longer wants us?" I bent down and pulled him into my arms, forcing myself to soothe him. "Your Aunt Stella wants to protect the person that she loves. We shouldn't bother her. It's time for us to prepare a new life."

"I need you to get the out of my presence!" Lorena screamed, her whole body trembling with rage. Makris chuckled. "You swear you hate me Lorena, but your eyes tell a different tale. Your body responds to my presence with the promise of the most sinful pleasures of life. I know you loved him once Emerald, but he's your past. I my dear, I am your future." The glamorous Lorena Cicero is a tempting heiress from the most delicate home in Rome. If Rome has a royal family, it is the Cicero's. She has the face of an angel, but the brains of a demon. The previous year, her elder sister Verona Cicero was forced into an arranged marriage to the duke by their absurd father. This year, it is Lorena's turn to be forced Into an arranged marriage willed with a contract to the heir of the most powerful Greek businessman from a prestigious lineage, Makris Adriano Andino. All breaks loose when the arrogant Greek billionaire discovers she's the woman who catnapped him a few weeks back. He vows to put the sharp-witted beauty in her place, while Lorena plans to defy her father if it meant being stuck in a loveless marriage. A whirlwind of love, betrayal, power, lust, and drama tests the relationship between these two powerful dynasties, leaving casualties behind.