Quotes Of Crazy Friends Novels & Stories

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"Fine, you're forgiven, Yoshi, but please stop laughing at me; I'm getting pissed; just help me, man, stop making fun of my damn feelings, idiot!" Yoshi smirked; he settled his chinky eyes on mine, then I gave out a crooked smile, he started laughing again, and this time it was contagious. I found myself being silly with him. My friends might be considered lunatics, but in reality, they're lovely people, the kind of people that you could journey on. That you could enjoy life with, and I'm ready to put up with their crazy antics because I could proudly say that I have my own fair share of craziness.

I have the craziest friends in the whole world I screamed in their ears as we all started laughing again. Leaving my crazy friends I wanna go shower Don is such a tiger I said to them, “Yeah” my two crazy friends started screaming, "Alright, Lizzy, like how many times do you sleep with Him a day,” Coco asked rolling her eyes all over me with a naughty smile on my face, "Checking my head and thinking, Hmmm..... like hundred times a day, As often as possible with so many orals sex", I said to her, "Yess!!" and “How does it feel like” Coco continued,

“If I were Derek, I’d order their tongues cut out just to see how THEY would get on.” Lucky that she was NOT Derek then, I silently thought, wondering how I got such crazy people as friends. Perhaps it’s all the training they kept doing. It’s a good thing I wasn’t crazy like them. Every crazy group of friends needed someone sane to balance them out. Still, I couldn’t help but smile at the memory of seeing those cruel people that had said those things about me, fall to their knees in front of their Luna and start begging. Ha! That would teach them to not underestimate me ever again!

” Kayley ~”Girl you are fucking crazy. Kayley ~”Can I have her on my crew baby?” Jackson ~”Yes baby you can.” It is getting hilarious now watching the two dumb asses getting drunk. Not that we are any better, in fact we are worse. Kayley ~”Matt say that again.” Matthew ~”Drunk I am think I am.’ Jackson ~”You are a fucking tonsil.” Drake ~”Tonsils are in your mouth.” Jackson ~”And your mouth is out of fucking order.”

That’s exactly what I'd have said. “You know, sometimes I’m thankful I have a shrink for a bestie.” “Someone to counsel me after I’ve had foursome twice in one month.” Her tone was way too casual. My eyes wide and terrified, I digested her last sentence. “Zoey! That’s crazy.” I cried. My friend had a wild personality, which stretched to her sexual life too. I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am. “Come over and I’ll show you more crazy.” She jested, and a smile stretched my lips.

If you think your friends are insane, I guarantee mine are a thousand times worse. "Woman, you have not the faintest clue."

He replied with his deep voice and I chuckled loudly. “Have respect on yourself man,one day you'll end up In a pretty bad mess and yull wish you were someone else” I stated nonchalantly meaning what I said . “Then I'll regret when that time comes” Xavier said and hung out. I dipped my phone on my jean pocket while leaning on my red bughatti waiting for Chris my twin brother outside the city mall. Xavier had been my buddy since college and he had a really bad taste for women, always sleeping with anyone he sees ,I really pitied whoever that P.A was.

Ashley says. I close my eyes for a few seconds, trying to maintain my composure. "I am warning you, if you don't stop talking about this, I am going to get up and leave this seat," I threaten, my voice shaking slightly. Ashley laughs. "Chill. I am just kidding around," My brows furrow. "You keep saying shits. You're crazy," I comment. "You stay friends with me even though you know how crazy I can be," "That is because I don't have the energy to make new friends,"

My business was my pride. "You are a completely different person when you speak about your business. Your whole face lights up." At his words, a blush took over my face and the light he was speaking about just a moment ago and a small chuckle escaped him when he realized what his words did to me. "Some things never change. Still as shy as the day I met you. Tell me more about your crazy friends." I narrowed my eyes at him. My friends were not crazy. Well…ok they were. But they were crazy in the best way possible.