R Lee Ermey Memes

"If you want a divorce, sabihin mo lang, and I will give it to you." "Tapos ano? Mawawalan ako ng karapatan sa bahay natin na milyun-milyon ang kontribusyon ko? 'Di na lang, uy! Magtiis tayo sa isa't-isa, sa hirap at ginhawa, araw at gabi, magpakailan-kailanman. Amen!" Hope Ryker Lee, the ultimate prankster, is set to marry Elisse Garcia, an heiress with a temper hotter than the sun and social skills colder than Antarctica. Hope wanted a partner as fun and lively as he is, but Elisse is introverted, snarky, and definitely not interested in playing along with Hope's high-energy antics. For Elisse, the marriage is purely a means to secure her inheritance. So, her master plan? Marry Hope, take over the company, and then kick him out of her life. Simple, right? Not quite. There's a catch: whoever calls it quits first loses their claim to their multi-million house. When Hope discovers her scheme, the real fun begins. Hilarious and heated war of pranks, sabotage, and emotional showdowns turn their home into an epic battlefield. Can they survive the chaos, or will they stumble into love amidst the madness? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, schemes, and surprising twists in this comedic clash of opposites!

"Huwag kang umasa na mamahalin kita. Hindi 'yon mangyayari." -Dr. Love Andrei Lee Dr. Love Andrei Lee had it all: fame, a brilliant doctor and a charismatic professor, beloved by his family and admired by his students. Even his future seemed perfectly crafted with an arranged marriage to the graceful model, Euphrosyne Saoirse Arcanway a.k.a "Ishay". Ngunit bago pa man niya ito makilala ay nahulog na siya sa ibang babae, dahilan para ikansel niya ang engagement at balewalain ang kaniyang mana. Then, fate delivered a crashing blow. On the day he proposed, his world collapsed—his girlfriend left him, choosing her career overseas, leaving him in pieces. Shattered and humiliated, Love Andrei found himself forced back into the arranged marriage he had once rejected. But his broken heart twisted into something darker nang mapag-alaman na si Ishay ang dahilan ng pakikipaghiwalay at paglayo ng kaniyang dating nobya. In his eyes, Ishay was not only his unwanted bride but the villain in his story. With a heart hardened by loss and bitterness, he turned their marriage into a battleground, determined to make Ishay's life a living nightmare.

It was something that Lissa had wanted ever she laid eyes on their newly appointed supervisor over the small but continuously growing company that she works for. He's gorgeous as hell. And everybody wants him. Sometimes, Lissa even thinks about whenever she 'plays' with herself. But of course, everything that she fantasies will remain as a fantasy. That supervisor of hers is bisexual and prefers to do the deed with men. But that's until she hears a little something from a little birdie in the table next to her. "Karma is a bitch, and revenge is best served cold --- bitter and kicking." As the messed up relationship between Anthony and Lissa grows passionately everyday, a text message from an unknown number will disrupt their lives. The text message contained a few sentences, something vague and Anthony thought it was only a scam for there are so many opportunistic folks in the world. However, the next day when he turned up for work with Lissa holding his hand, a certain woman wearing a Burgundy lipstick rattled him to the core. It was Tessa. Armed with vengeance and a story that could potentially destroy the empire Anthony's father has built. "So... what's your plan now, Mr. Lee?" Tessa leaned closer, whispering words laced with venom to his ear. "Will you cave in, or... would you like the world to know what kind of twisted son a of a bitch you really are." Anthony swallowed, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. His head was spinning and his world was crashing and burning and breaking in different places. And so it's true, Karma comes after everyone eventually. And this is his. "What do you want?" Tessa licked her lips then smirked. "Isn't it obvious?" She chuckled, her fingers traveling down his pants. "You."

"I've called off my engagement with your sister. I won’t marry her. I’m going to marry you, Poppy." Arranged marriage is a longstanding tradition in the Lee family, and as Professor Lee's triplets come of age, they must marry the women chosen by their formidable late great-grandfather, Don Adolfo. Faith Zeican Lee, the kindest and gentlest of the triplets, is first in line, paired with the eldest daughter of the Herald family. Yet, on the eve of their engagement party, Faith's life takes a sudden turn when he encounters Poppy Herald, the shy and innocent youngest sister of his intended bride. As Faith spends time with Poppy, he uncovers the harsh realities of her life, revealing a world of hidden struggles and unspoken pain. Determined to rescue Poppy from her circumstances, Faith devises a plan: call off his engagement, and make Poppy his wife instead.

Life was not easy for Sandy to live peacefully and financially stable until she met France, a lonely billionaire na iniligtas lang naman siya sa matandang muntik nang gumahasa sa kaniya at sa Chinese na aasawahin bali siya. Her life was full of weirdness when he found her, lalo na nang magkaroon ito ng pagkakataong malapit sa kaniya. Inalok pa siya nito ng trabaho na sobrang laki ang suweldo na kahit ilang ulit niyang tinanggihan ay pinagpilitan nito. At ang mas lalong hindi niya maintindihan ay kung bakit kapag may lalaking nagtatangkang makipagkilala sa kaniya ay palagi itong dumarating para sirain ang araw niya. Dahil ba sa isang beses na may nangyari sa kanila ay binabakuran na siya nito? Hindi niya alam.

"Alam kong mali, pero siya ang hinahangad ng puso ko " Si Kelly Joanne Mallen ay isang single mom. Maaga siyang nagkaroon ng anak. Kaya kahit pa may kaya ang pamilya nila ay mas pinili niya na tumayo sa sarili niyang paa para buhayin ang kanyang anak. Nagsusumikap siya para sa kanyang anak. Kaya naman nang sabihin sa kanya ng kanyang matalik na kaibigan na naghahanap ang ama nito ng secretary ay kaagad siyang nag-apply. Mabilis naman siyang tinanggap ng kanyang Daddy Ninong. Ang ninong niya sa kumpil at kaibigan ng kanyang ama. Daddy Ninong ang tawag niya dahil nakikigaya lang siya sa kanyang bestfriend hanggang sa nakasanayan na niya ito. Ngunit ano ang mangyayari kung palagi silang magkasama? May pag-asa kaya? May pag-asa kaya sa kanya ang kanyang Daddy Ninong Charlie El Salva? O may pag-asa kaya siya sa puso ng lalaking lihim niyang hinahangaan kahit alam niyang bawal?

Spg sang masunorin ,mapag mahal at Hindi makabasag pinggan ang dalagang si Lucy !iyan ang alam ng lahat Lalo na sa mga magulang nito at sa mga nakapaligod sa kanya. Ang Hindi nila alam ay may tinatago itong sicreto sa kanyang pagkatao . alam niyang magagalit sila sa kanya.at baka ito'y kanilang itaboy. Paano Kong isang araw magkatagpong muli ang landas nila ng lalaking una niyang inibig at ito Pala ang kanyang misyon . May pag-asa na kayang may mabubuong pagmamahalan sa kanilang dalawa .Abangan Agent Lucy/ Agent Precilyn/One Night Stand with The Billionaire Boss Series

When two hearts are meant for each other, no distance is too far, no time is too long, and no other can break them apart. Because your heart knows things that your mind can't explain.

Lara Night is Mr. Maximo Winston's secretary. A girl who has a dirty mind. She loves trying new things like s*x toys to fulfill her s****l fantasies. One day, Mr. Winston discovered her extreme s****l fantasy. Lara assumed it would be the end of her corporate career, but it turns out her boss loves it! The next thing she knew, she was having an intimate affair with her Boss who has an XL size. ~Abangan~ Binibining Mary ✍️ 01/14/21

Sa edad na sampung taong gulang ay ipinadala si Marianne "Yanne" Nerizon ng kanyang magulang sa ibang bansa upang makalayo sa magulo na mundo ng politika. Isang Congressman ang kanyang ama at yumao na ang kanyang ina. After 13 years ay bumalik na siya sa Pilipinas ngunit sa kanyang pagbabalik ay siya ring araw na namatay ang kanyang ama. Inambush ang kanilang sasakyan at isang himala na nakaligtas si Marianne. Sa kanyang paggising ay bumungad sa kanya ang isang gwapong lalaki. At nalaman niya na ito pala ang kanyang ninong. Ang ninong niya na isang Mayor. Dahil naging ulila na siyang lubos ay ang ninong na niya ang kanyang magiging bagong guardian. Ngunit paano kung sa kanyang pagtira sa bahay nito ay siya ring pag-usbong ng pagmamahal sa kanyang puso. Kaya ba niyang pigilan ang kanyang sarili na mahulog sa kanyang Ninong Mayor? Her Ninong Andrew Alcantaria.