Red Head Jokes Novels & Stories

“He’s otherwise engaged.” Nolan barked out a laugh, and I rolled my eyes. “That pun was not intended,” I mindlinked him. “But it was a good one!” he chuckled. “She’s a redhead. She’ll be here soon with a blonde and a vampire,” I told her, ignoring Nolan.

Red asked teasingly. " Red, you should have responded faster, I don't know why you don't understand jokes. How could I not need you?" " I don't think you were joking," Red replied. " You'd better not do that again Red, our mate almost fell to the floor, that would have ruined her face." " Her wolf side would have taken over and then I would be able to speak to her wolf side. It's not fun speaking to you yunno" " And it's not fun speaking to you too."

The unsure dwarf starts nodding aggressively. “Yes please. That sounds incredible.” The redhead laughs, it’s a deep throated laugh, a proper laugh. She smiles and nods, turning her back to the bar to mix the drinks on the back of the bar. She makes the three drinks quickly, not seeming to measure anything, adding a dash of something to two glasses but not the third, and continues until they’re most of the way full.

I chuckle to myself when Leo shifts and looks down at me, raising a questioning eyebrow. “What’s so funny?” I bite my lip and shake my head when I hear growls coming from the other three. “Spill, what did you do?” he asks again and I shake my head, knowing it wasn’t me and if I tell him, then I will be in for retribution from them, because they still have got me back for it. In my defence I did try to fix it well some of it at least. “Oh, I’ll tell you what she didn’t do. Someone got cranky and let a certain little redheaded devil child pull the ultimate prank. Involving, shampoo, hair dye, also shower gel and deep heat rub.” I try to keep a straight face but fail miserably.

Harry said. "Shut up guys, you're making me shy~" I said sarcastically and rolled my eyes. Meh, I don't even know how many times I've rolled my eyes already. "Okay, my turn. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINE-APPLE!" Ione said her joke and I wanna call the FBI already. Police! Open up! Illegal pun jokers on the loose! "Nah. So-so," Erik teased her, "This time, it's my turn. Ahem! Adharia, you hold the KIWI to my heart! Get it? Kiwi to my heart like a key! HAHAHAHA!" He's about to loose it.

But at least they were never condescending, like their shit didn't stink or something. No, save that kind of BS for fancy-pants city boys. Starla mentally counted the nine Stellas arranged on a large serving tray. Stella. Because Bud just wouldn't do. Starla rolled her eyes and hoisted the tray. As she entered the party room, raucous laughter rang out. The apparent ringleader, the shortest man, naturally, spoke above the noise, his New York accent further grating on Starla's nerves. "All I'm saying is, that cowboy never knew what hit him." He picked up the beer Starla put down in front of him without bothering to acknowledge her presence. "We sent him that little redheaded piece of tw

“What about my mole?” “I have a blade here. We’ll remove it,” Red replied seriously. “No way! What if I die, huh? You really want me dead, don’t you? Just so you can get all the inheritance for yourself. You’re so mean!” Blue protested. Red smiled and hugged Blue from behind. “You’re impossible to joke with.” “Well, you barely talk, and when you do, you’re way too serious.” “Wow, says the guy who isn’t exactly smart but never runs out of stories. Joke.”

"I wasn't worried. I'm just not ready for that kind of thing yet" He said and my brother decided to make a joke out of that. "Oooh, cock blocked by your own mate, must suck" He said with a slight tsk sound before laughing loudly. Red held a hand over her mouth as she attempted to contain her giggles. I watched as Noah turned tomato red all the way down his neck. "Not everyone is a horny old man like you are brother" I shot back at Vladimir with a smirk. Red slapped her knee as she laughed loudly. I knew she was entertained at this. I decided to keep going to see how far it would take for Noah to say something to make me stop.

My red hair tumbled loose in the night air, earning a few whistles from nearby idiots. “Damn, look at that redhead chick,” one of them slurred, stumbling out of a beat-up car with his buddy. His eyes raked me up and down like I was a damn meal on a silver platter. “Bet she’s a wild one in bed.” “Mmhm, fire in the hair, fire in the sheets,” the other laughed like a hyena, elbowing him. I rolled my eyes so hard it hurt. Typical. Trash never changed, no matter what part of the world you were in.

I had no idea what he was doing, but his grip on my chin was starting to sting, so I went along with it, opening my mouth and taking a breath like he'd asked. Then, just like that, he let go. "You're not drunk, so why's your face all red?" My eyes widened as it hit me—he'd thought I was acting weird because I'd been drinking. Oh, my God. This guy. "You're the one who made a dirty joke! That's why my face is red!" I blurted out, way louder than I meant to. Hayden's eyes went wide, and his voice cracked. "Me? A d-dirty joke? W-When?" His words were all tangled up, and his ears turned bright red.