Romance Funny Novels & Stories

He laughed, "I knew that was your expectation when I said fiction novels, a lot of people expect that but how on earth do you expect ME to read romance. How do you expect a mafia who is thirsty for revenge, to sit his ass down only for 'i love you's and 'i love you to the moon and back's. You must be shitting me.” “You should try reading one, to improve your attitude, you're too tough. Breathe! Read romance, maybe you'll start to see some light in life and stop being a nutjob.” I protested. He stared into my eyes, laughing. I laughed back. "You're such an asshole.”He said silently.

"Yeah, super exciting!" Very, very exciting! I feel like I want to bury myself in the ground because I'm so excited. Gosh, thinking about marriage makes my head hurts! "Oh, what don't you like about the girls and boys you introduce yourself to? What if you two get married to each other? Would that be better?" Ethan and I both laughed at what his mom said. "Auntie stop joking around like that!" I laughed until I coughed because my throat suddenly hurt. "That's why you laugh so hard, your mouth is still growing as if you intend to swallow this house." Ethan teased me and he even smile at me.

Telling Roman about her feelings was only going to lead her down the drain. “When can we do that? I am dying to know what you have written about me in that little black book of yours. Or wait, is it the cliché pink everyone has?” he quipped. A soft smile formed on her lips. The man was a trickster with a tongue that knew just how well to multitask. “You think you are funny,” she grumbled, trying to act like she wasn’t impressed with what he had said. “You wouldn’t be smiling if I wasn’t,” he replied in a jovial tone.

I haven’t been the nicest to him over the last few months. “I think I can handle that, if your cousins don’t get too touchy and flirty.” I like Jimmy and Saoirse. It was fun to watch them chase after Sue and Rina all summer. They are clever and snarky, but almost all of their humor revolved around sexual innuendo. I honestly can’t tell when they’re joking about threesomes and orgys, or if they’re serious. “I make no promises,” Nate held both his hands up and grinned.

she murmured, a worried look crossing her face. “Alright, then. Why don’t we find a way to help her?” I suggested. Her eyes lit up, and she looked at me in surprise. “Really?” she asked, her face brightening with hope. I nodded, leaning in to kiss her, but she pulled back with a teasing grin. “Nonono, that’s it for today… bye!” she said, standing up. I let out a playful groan, which only made her laugh. I couldn’t help but join in, the moment filling with easy laughter. I pulled her into a hug.

and moved back. Everything was too much for me to intake. All surreal but scary. I composed myself and said," I used to think you are an irritating, arrogant, and ruthless businessman. Never in my dreams, I thought you can be a ‘hopeless romantic’ too.” "See, when it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. For a second, did you call me ‘hopeless romantic’ by any chance?", his words held a little annoyance. Very little that to be noted.

I took my seat and then I erupted into laughter. "How bold that was, damn" He said to me as he sucked his lips in admiration. "You looked hot back there, I loved how fierce you looked" 'Goodness gracious' I certainly have impressed this one. I hope this sudden energy of mine doesn't get subdued. "You think so, you ain't mad at all?" I asked him. From his looks, I knew he wasn't mad at me, but I didn't wanted to seem ungrateful. It wasn't an intended mistake, certainly he did understood that.

I replied to her, and she scoffed playfully. “I feel they’re trying to be funny but it’s just coming out as forced and awkward.” She had her legs crossed and on top of the coffee table. Hamish chuckled. “Well, I think it’s a good movie. I kind of like it.” “That’s because you have a terrible sense of humor. I have my fingers crossed that that personal trainer you’re dating is going to knock your sense of humor back to life.” Bunny laughed lowly, and we joined her. Hamish chuckled and his face got red. “Whatever.” His voice was light.

To Adnan's surprise, Liam started laughing hysterically, rolling around on the ground. Adnan was taken aback by Liam's reaction. "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you laughing like that?" Liam's laughter continued for a few moments before he was finally able to catch his breath. "Father, you... you should have seen the look on your face. It was priceless," Liam said with a smile. Adnan was shocked by Liam's response. "How can you be laughing in this condition? You're emaciated, you look like death warmed over!" he exclaimed.

he said and laugh but I didn't care about what he's saying I just want to have sex with him. "Ahhh" "Ohh, Ugh" "Uhm" All you wanna hear in cubicles is our moan. I don't know if someone can hear us but I faster thrusting and after a minute with both reached our orgasm. We fixed our clothes before we go out but on the side of the door bathroom, Ralph was there and looked hurt. I came back to my sense and I realized that I hurt the person who treats me special and made me feel loved but I cano teach my heart to love him because someone already owns my heart and it's Genesis.