Roommate Agreement The Big Bang Theory Novels & Stories

"Bullshit! Do you think you're any better? You can't even do much without taking Viagra!" "I wonder who's sharing a room with Supergirl. She's new—I bet she'll get excited the moment she sees it!" "My roommate hasn't shown up yet. Who the hell drew Room 2115?" Liam's text suddenly popped up. My lips curled upward as I read through their conversation. It seemed like fate decided to play along this time.

“And this is Hazel’s home. She’s welcome to live here for as long as she likes.” “Oh, sorry,” she says with a dramatic roll of her eyes. “I forgot that you two are BFF roommates now. Talk about an odd couple!” Hazel turns exasperated eyes to me. “Can I be excused, Dad?”

"But... I appreciate that you said it." Bianca reached for the agreement. "Let's go through the rules." Together, they read every page. No romantic expectations. No physical intimacy unless necessary to maintain appearances. No interfering in each other's private lives and absolute honesty if either of them wanted to end the agreement early. Shared appearances whenever their families requested them. When they reached the final page, Ethan handed her a pen. She signed first. He signed beneath her name. The sound of the pen scratching across the paper seemed unusually loud. It was done.

“OMG, I am totally loving this tension. It's giving I like him, but I won't show it." “I know right? The system was like too much blood shed today, let's have some enemies to roommates romance." “I am grabbing popcorn, Guys, and I don't even like the chick in question." “One bed, really? What happened to the two beds in the other room. The system literally blew my mind with this one." That was when it hit me. The other rooms had an extra bed, why didn't this room have one? Unless— the system had ulterior motives.

The apartment was already filled with the heavy scent of sizzling bacon and loud, ridiculous arguing. ​My three roommates were in peak form. There was Leo, our resident golden-boy athlete; Sam, who was currently standing on a chair trying to fix a speaker wire; and Jax, who was currently shirtless, wearing low-slung board shorts, a backward cap, and flipping pancakes in the air with a reckless enthusiasm that threatened to ruin our ceiling.

“You’re going to be a fucking problem, aren’t you?” “Only if you keep standing in my way.” His gaze dropped—brief, deliberate—to my mouth. Then back up. My stomach flipped. Traitor. He stepped back first. “Bathroom’s shared. Jack-and-Jill. Try not to hog the hot water. Some of us have ice time at six.” I blinked. “Shared?” He jerked his chin toward the door I hadn’t noticed—right between our rooms. “Yep. Mom’s big on ‘togetherness.’”

Tatiana was alarmed to see me. Tahlia had not assigned me any tasks, so I switched to polite mode. “Hello, Tatiana,” I said sweetly with a little curtsy. I could see her face slowly twist, and she seemed angry. “Fake! You’re so fake! Urgh!” “Tatiana, what are you talking about?” An elderly lady with a cane appeared from behind her. She squinted at me and pulled out her reading glasses. “And who is this?” “Grandma, this is my friend, Yvonne Zane. I switched dorms, and she’s my new roommate.”

Willow Baker POV 'Did I mishear Maverick? Please tell me I misheard him.' 'I don't think you misheard him.' I stared at the man I had a contract with, which, as I remembered, specifically had a section about separate living quarters. It was literally stated that we would have two separate rooms. Of course, there was a part stating we could share a room. It would be awkward for the contract to be broken simply because we shared a room for whatever reason. While that would be quite interesting to see happen, that was besides the point.

“I was worried that you’d run into danger if I left you alone here. What do I find instead? You’re flirting around!” It was Caleb. His first words might have sounded like concern. But what danger could I possibly face on campus? Moreover, David was also my roommate. How could this possibly be counted as flirting? “He’s domineering and controlling!” I thought bitterly. David gave Caleb a ghost of a smile as he looked at him. Their eyes met for a few seconds before David turned to me. “Keep the ointment with you. Remember to apply it a few more times.” I kept quiet. I was worried that Caleb would think up another punishment for me.

I immediately fished out my laptop from my cupboard and called Mum on Skype, I knew she would be at home at this time. “Hi Muma, I am finally done settling in, I just wanted to let you know I missed you already”, I could feel a really bright stupid smile on my face as I got up from my bed to show her the room, that if someone entered the house right now, they would think I was about to go crazy, but I didn’t care because my mum was my all. “Hi sweetie, I’m so proud of you baby and I’m sure your dad would be too”, I heard her sniffle a little but in a second, she wiped her eyes and smiled at me then continued “So tell me, how is everything going, how is your roommate, did you tell her how pis