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When I have a pen in my hand and paper before me, I think I want to write something to cast every despair in my pathetic life away. I have a figure of a depressed guy whose fate is too much: saving the world. He is not stupid nor even smart, he is not ugly nor even good looking. He is just a nijikon (A person who loves an anime character more than the real one) like me. He once thought to give up on life, but an event changes his life. I'm sure you guys start guessing how the story goes, but too bad, this one is different than the others.

Jessica Franklin is at her wit's ends, literally. With two sisters depending on her and a mountain of debts on her neck, she needs a way out before she breaks down. So when she sees an online post of a Billionaire requesting a bride, she immediately takes it. Devon Reeves just wants to get rid of his clingy ex who's snuck her way back into his life and is disrupting it. Unwilling to go on dozens of blind dates, he puts up a post requesting a bride and receives numerous responses. Out of the many proposals, Only one sticks out to him. Without thinking too much about it, he accepts it and goes on a date. One look is all it takes to get Devon to decide that Jessica is his bride. A contract is signed and the two begin to live like husband and wife. There's just one problem, nobody is accepting of this new arrangement. Plus, the more he gets to know his wife, the more he realizes that she has secrets... Secrets she's running away from and will soon catch up to her. Book 1 in the Franklin Sisters series.

"You are nothing but a Sperm Donor." "But I am your Sperm Donor." After helping deliver dozens of babies into the world, midwife Anna Johnson is longing for her child. Since her luck has always proven itself unuseful in bed, she turns to sperm donation as one last futile attempt to have a child. The donor she chooses from the catalog seems to be the perfect match - cute, college-educated, creamy, topped with a pair of the most mesmerizing brown eyes she's ever seen. Little does Anna know that the man behind the file is entirely unaware of this whole ordeal, as a cause of a drunken dare. When Daniel Williams finds out about this, things are bound to go down. WATTPAD BEINGZANYAROSS

His eyes didn't move one inch from my body. He had that look that made me weak. "If you're going to kiss me do it and stop taunting", I whispered. he bit his lips and smirked. "Beg me", he said running his hands slowly through my hair. "And beg me to fuck you too, because I know you want me to", he whispered behind my hair making me shiver. The adrenaline rush was making me shake. "please", I choked out. "Please what?". "kiss me", I said breathlessly. "and what?". "Fuck me", I finally said. he smirked and then smashed his lips on mine. * * Sebastian Greenwood and Asher Peterson find out that they were being played by the same woman and this brings them closer as friends... Friends? No lovers. But their love is forbidden as it will ruin Sebastian's life If society hears that he's in an affair with a man. They will have to fight for a forbidden love, handle the betrayal, jealousy, regrets and even a blackmail just to keep that forbidden fire burning. Burning for a love pure and genuine. A story of Temptation Seduction Love and betrayal

Tara isn't your everyday beauty shit she wasn't a size 0 runway model, she was curvey thick and flawless nonetheless. It took her years to see that in herself after going through the ups and downs of being tossed through the foster system she had all but lost her faith in herself. This is why she chooses to become an advocate for foster kids like her. When she first launched her UFCP program she had only one private supporter. Now here she was at a huge charity banquet representing her program publicly and the program would now be recognized nationally. It was like a dream come true especially when she runs into the investor who happens to be an old friend from the foster system who was in the same house as her. Giovanni Berlusconi, he had glowed up since she last saw him all those years ago and he apparently felt the same about her. The only problem was he was a mafia king pin and Tara might have known much about the mob, but she sure as hell knew she wanted no parts of it. Especially after two of her colleagues end up dead in a mysterious car crash after questioning Gio's family connections to the recent spike in missing persons cases in the city. Tara had tried to blow him off politely but Gio wasn't having it. Stopping by her office unannounced. Tara was desperate to avoid the mob boss at all cost that is until she accidentally stumbles on to a private family meeting and witnesses him killing someone. Now she has only two choices marry the very man she fears or die.

Do you believe in werewolves? Lexis Midnight Castillo also doesn’t believe in those kinds of things until she saw it right in front of her. The reason why she hates full moon. She hates everything about werewolves. But what will she do when the guy she met 8 years ago came back to her life with a hidden truth lying on his identity? What will she do when the thing she hated the most become her life? Even though she keeps running away from it her bond with the alpha king Alqamar San Diego is getting stronger that she couldn't find an escape. Until she gets chained and slowly, she's loving the chains around her and started to love the full moon again but she didn’t know that behind of that bright full moon, there is a hidden secret that will change her entire life. The secret that leads into a bloody night under the full moon that shines darkly from above.

Running away from your home isn't easy. Running away from your home because your mate rejected you is disastrous. Feeling she is doomed for life is the only thing that India knew. After getting a humiliating rejection, she was all set to live a life as a lonely, sad, cat lady who sews cute little sweaters for her kittens. Well, she was, until he walked in. With captivating eyes and alpha asshole attitude towards everyone except her, he came in like a stormy wind, and then she was left with a whiplash and blank mind with thoughts filled with his memories. But as Daniel, her first mate changes his mind and wants her back at any cost, a war start to build up that she was not prepared for.

The Hired Bride Subtitle : what happened to the bride ? Blurb For better , for worse .... Till death do us part .... Violet Myers took her vows before the altar , never has she imagined in her wildest dreams she would take up another's identity as a bride to the cold billionaire. Several emotions were running through her mind ,was she ready to go on the journey of I do with someone's husband? What if Ryan Reynolds finds out she is not the true Bride ? What Happened to the supposed bride ? Extract from the story " I will definitely kill myself because I can't do this shit I can't " " What do you mean she's dead ? " " If you try to run your family suffers the repercussions and I'm sure you don't want that so be a good girl " " I pronounce you man and wife " Find out in the story what becomes of the duo's marriage.

Lucien Dubois. The Alpha's second son. Never feeling good enough for his brother, his parents or his pack. A man who has worked his whole life to become Alpha, until that day comes and he finds out that no matter his hard work it would never be his... Nothing would ever be JUST HIS... Until a certain brown haired beauty who is hiding from her own problems is thrown smack dab in the middle of his life... Monica Rodriguez... A single mom on the run from an abusive husband... Two sweet children in tow, she takes shelter in a small secluded forest town... Constantly looking over her shoulder, doing what she can to get by and praying to God she isn't found, at least not by who she is hiding from. Meeting a sweet and handsome butcher in her small town, who has done everyrhing he can to make her feel safe, turns into something way more she wasn't prepared for. What happens when who she is running from finds her? Read The Alpha's Sacred Oath to find out!

Allison of the Prima Moon Pack is a rouge on the run from an enemy trying to adapt to her new school. All she wants is to find her mate and live a peaceful life with him and her brother, Mason. She eventually meets her mate; Alpha Brody. The strong and feared Alpha of the Vega moon pack who would do anything to protect her at all costs. As Allison begins to get comfortable as the Vega Moon pack's Luna, an old friend turned enemy is getting closer to finding both her and her brother. Will her love for Brody encourage her to stay and fight or will she keep running and let go of her love for him? Read to Find out