Sad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.

“Just keep the momentum goin’. Don’t stop to breathe, don’t spill the beer. And for the love of all that’s holy, flip that cup fast.” “I’ve been training for this my whole life,” I said, cracking my knuckles. “Let’s go.” Brody jogged to the other side and pointed at me with both fingers. “You better pray I don’t land the final flip, Blue!” “Your flips are as weak as your pickup lines,” I shouted back, which got a loud oooooh from the crowd gathering around us. I looked over at Sadie. She was bouncing on her toes, eyes bright, cheeks pink. “You ready for this?”

I reached out and read one of it with a number on it. One.'I'm sorry' I reached for number two . ‘So sorry’ and another, number three. 'Will you forgive me?' Four - 'Another chance maybe?' Five - 'I know you love me.' Six - 'and maybe I like you too.' Seven - 'or love you?' Eight - 'I promise you I won't act like a jerk anymore' Nine - ' I'm really sorry for what I did a while ago' Ten - ' I've got a lot on my mind'