Sad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The man was powerful enough to make night turn to day if he wanted. “Goodnight, shrimp face.” “dream of me, bunny.” “Sure, I’ll make sure to keep it real juicy… your beat up body would be perfect. So of course, I'll dream of you, darling, sure.” “At least you’d be dreaming about me, baby.” I groaned into my pillow, frustrated….I could never win with the idiot!

Chris POV It's Friday evening when I get a call from Andrew inviting me out with him and a few other. After another week of not following through with calling that Sasha girl back I felt bad and asked her friend Sofia from work for her address and I sent her a dozen roses and a small car that said sorry on it, if she’s not some slut then she should no the there from me but I've only meet with her twice and on once of those times she was beaten sitting outside of the police station, so I can’t say for sure if she’s not the type of girl to just open her legs for any dude that looks her way.

“Or I’ll have to fire you.” “What?!” I yelped. “You can’t do that! I’ll be doomed!” Panic shot through me instantly. “Fine, fine! I’ll show up!” He laughed, a deep, rich sound that made my stomach flutter. “Don’t worry,” he said, still grinning. “I’ll make sure you don’t end up out on the streets—just in my heart instead.” I know that smooth, ridiculous line was a pick-up line but damn. That laugh of his—warm, effortless, confident. God help me.

Sade gave a small chuckle. “Bitch, you were my sister.” She shook her head. “What are you talking about, friend? You were my sister.” Her eyes became glossy. “And now we're pretty much strangers.” She looked at me. “So why call me?” I picked up my wineglass. I stared at it for a moment before setting it back down. Then I took a deep breath. “Because, Sade...I miss you.” My voice cracked. “I know I really, really, really fucked up.”

he said, placing his hands over his heart. "Does this really always work for you??" She asked, shaking her head in disbelief. "What??" He asked "These cheesy pick up lines from g****e," Zada asked, genuinely wondering. "It's not from g****e," he said, frowning. "Well Fredrick. I happen to have a brother who used up all these pick up lines when he was in High School." Zada said dryly. "It sounds like your brother and I would get along very well" he said and that made Zada sober up.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

It was all in good fun, but it was clear that their pairing was getting attention. The flash of cameras and the sound of laughter surrounded them, and for a moment, Sade felt like she was in the spotlight. She didn’t mind; it was fun. That was until her phone vibrated in her clutch. Sade subtly pulled out her phone and glanced at the screen. The text was from Marco. Her stomach dropped as she read the message: Marco: Oh, so you dumped me for some dude and now you’re at the dance with him? You know what? F** you.*

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“Marissa” “hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good. “Aw!” Ya serious right now. “Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.