Sailor Moon Funny Faces Novels & Stories

"Those eyes. That bone structure." He looked up at me. "Why does she resemble the former Don's ballerina mistress?" I closed my eyes and spoke the truth we had buried for years.

Isn't it me anymore? - “I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but there is someone more beautiful than you... And her name is Maria Lua”. – She made a different voice. - “Mirror, I'm going to retire you. You no longer function properly. It's getting old." - Returns the joke. Mandy took the baby in her arms and looked at her: - Are you putting flour in her milk? - Of course not... I mean, what is floury? - Oh, God. Maria Lua, these two are taking very good care of you. It's getting more and more beautiful and perfect every day. I just don't understand how they managed it... I swear I try to understand. Because they're both completely brainless.

My skin is sizzling and blistering. "Did you hit me with a fireball, little sparrow?" I ask calmly trying to keep my anger in check. My skin is already working to heal, but my pride fucking hurts. Shock dances across her eyes before amusement lights up her whole face and she begins laughing like a damn hyena. She laughs so hard she doubles over and her whole body trembles with the waves of her gut busting laugh. And it is such a gracious sound swimming through my ears. I would take a million of her fireballs to see this grubby girl so damn happy.

Now that is surely going to leave a mark imprinted on my face . "I'm sorry but I wasn't meaning to lay my hands on you, it was a total mistake." I pleaded because I knew that the giggles I was receiving from them all sent me an eerie message. I was half dead today if they started with me.. then I noticed that the face of the one I identified to be their leader was scrunched up. "Most of the time, I wonder why the moon goddess decided to give such a pretty face to an animal not worthy of beauty?." She hissed and I felt a little proud.

I squeezed his hand and a small shock went through my body and I widened my eyes and started laughing, pulling my hand away. "Hahahahaha!" I put my hand on my stomach as a tear trickled down the corner of my eye, that was too funny. It could only be a joke from the Moon Goddess. "Selene really has a sense of humor! Hahaha" I spoke between laughs, he hadn't realized it yet and then I put my hand against my nose and saw that his wolf came to the surface. "Hey!" I jumped back before Dylan could hold me back and everyone heard. "Mate!" Dylan's voice blended with that of his wolf.

Yumi lol joke ask . “ More , more Go Phu multiply !" Loud boos _ evil are not stopped ringing , Yumi smiled laugh raise the knife up , decide determined time this will Canal one Street above skirt . No Suspicious , she still _ not yet released , immediately opposite to face with pair eye are enlarge and _ bud laugh Sky ceramic by Shelly. “Ah ah !!!” Because too any Suspicious , Yumi panicked pick up shout up , to the knife also to hit fall above face land .

Yu Leng (cold voice without glancing at her): "She is my friend not a servant. Last warning, don't you call me by my name again." Miss Mo: "Big Brother Le.....ahh." Yu Leng cut her off by striking her with the wave of his hand. Su Lan saw a flash of light coming out from his sleeve and hit Miss Mo on her mouth. Miss Mo's lips swell up like sausages in an instant. Looking at her clown face appearance Su Lan shivered. I hate clowns! They are too scary!! Miss Mo currently had her makeup all smeared downwards from crying and swollen sausage lips. Even her brother and the greasy old man took a step back when they saw her appearance.

I can't wait! Jewel/Jade POV My face feels wet, ughhh what is that?! there it is again, eww that wetness on my face, go away! I move my hand to fan my face without opening my eyes then I feel myself being pushed and roll down some where and land with an umph I hear a fit a laughter that I recognize all to well and spring up to a sitting position rubbing my eyes and stretching my limbs wow I feel sore like my bones are conjoined and stiff! whew! that's a good stretch. Selene is sitting in the meadow laughing at my expense, if it where anyone else I would have center fingered them...but Moon Goddess and all, I don't want to risk it.

I thanked her and was about to leave when she said, "One last thing, Luna Kiara. Remember, in this world of ours, the face shown is often an illusion. Even the closest friend can cast the longest shadow." The cryptic riddle sent a shiver down my spine, her words echoing in my mind as I stepped out of the room, only to collide with a familiar pair of sturdy chests. Looking up, I found myself staring into the grinning faces of JJ and Rex, their playful banter instantly driving away the chill of Madam Faye's ominous words.

With an enigmatic quirk of her plum lips, amusement swirled in Artemis’ eyes as she sing-sung, “Caladan, it's getting interesting.” Hanging off the top of the crescent moon, the googly goofy panda cub looked down at his master with bleating laughter. Then one of his drumsticks fell into the abyss, disappearing. He broke out bawling. Artemis glared at him with an eyebrow shooting up, shaking her head before returning to the game.