Sailor Moon Funny Faces Novels & Stories

“Oh my god, Serena. You got this tan and you’re still wearing moon-white? Don’t you think this looks ridiculous?” She laughed so hard she nearly bent over. “What kind of priestess are you now? Since when does a Moon Goddess priestess look like she just crawled out of a mine?” Her eyes swept over me. “Honestly, you look more like a little black puppy. One that rolled around in mud first.” The boys burst into laughter. And Rowan smiled too. Only slightly, but he still smiled. Humiliation hit so fast my vision blurred. While they were still laughing, I grabbed the pitcher of bloodberry juice from the table and threw it straight at Felicity.

He stopped walking for a split second, his nose twitched as he caught something in the breeze, his head snapped in our direction and his lighter shade of green eyes landing straight on Neolla. A slow, knowing smirk pulled at the corner of his mouth. He knew! the bond had snapped into place the moment he stepped onto the gravel. “No way,” Neolla said, her voice dripping with frustration. “This has to be some kind of sick joke. The moon goddess is laughing at me.” Selene started laughing then, a deep belly laugh that she didn't even try to hide. I tried to keep my own laughter inside, but a few giggles escaped anyway. I could see exactly why Neolla was so upset.

The women let out a mocking laughter before moving toward her. “Worthless fool,” one sneered while another slapped her hard and burst into laughter. "My lady Luna, Is your body burning with anger now? Do you love the scene before you?" a blue-eyed woman asked sarcastically to her face. “All hail the Foolish Luna," another jeered. Loud laughter echoed around the room while the blonde who had just sucked her mate’s dick stepped close and licked her face. “He said you should watch carefully, bitch,” she whispered into her ear.

"Oh my God... oh my... I'm so sorry. I promise I didn't mean to baptise you there!" The instructor pinched the bridge of her nose, muttering prayers under her breath, "Help me, Moon Goddess." Maris didn't mind at all; she only laughed. "It's fine, Luna, I mean, Iris. I needed a bath anyway." The other girls giggled behind their hands, a few of them watching me curiously, like they couldn't believe what they were seeing. I scowled. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up."

My eyes narrowed as I watched it turn into the form of a woman with long blonde hair. Its beauty was ethereal - so much that it stung my eyes to look at such fairness. I thought I’d seen it all, but it gradually became a troll - getting so ugly that I could barely look at its horrendous appearance. I stood a safe distance from the strange creature and got ready to fight if the need arose. Just when I thought I’d seen it all, I heard it laugh so hard that it struck a chord. I knew that laugh. There was only one creature I knew that had such an annoying laugh - The Sirion - the most knowledgeable being to have walked the earth.

My eyes fell on her beautiful face, her lips were wearing red lipstick that was the same color as her glittered gown. What makes Lily different from the Lunas is because she has the youngest face, the most childish attitude, after all, I don't see her being fit as my Luna when it comes to behavior, but I believe in the reason of the moon goddess and in my feelings. I know time will pass, Lily will learn how to stand as Luna next to me. She my mate, there is no reason to kick her away from that position.

But the image of what happened earlier in Lily’s office flash through my mind. “You,” I reply to the Moon Mage, and she seems to go into another one of her trance. I hear a thump and laughter behind the veil. I am used to it by now that it no longer bothers me. The Moon Mage, still in a trance, is mumbling under her breath. I do not hear her very clearly but I think she is saying something along the line of, "You're jealous! But it's useless for you to be angry. You are so cold and I am so cheerful, I am just more popular and likable than you, hahahaha!"

As for Kirou himself, he still had his casual expression on his face as he took another sip of his tea. Moon Lily realized that her actions were a bit inappropriate and formed an apologetic expression on her face. The rest of the members at the table just passed off the issue with a chuckle before turning to face Kirou. There was a faint blush on Moon Lily's face at this but Kirou decided to go easy on her.

I gasped. “Oh relax, Fia, I’m only messing with you. I have a deal with the Moon Goddess already, she knows you have to be my mate.” He winked and my cheeks flamed. “You’re annoying.” I huffed, dragging my sketchbook back onto my lap to block out the swooning of my heart. “Don’t be embarrassed, Fia. You’re my very best friend, there’s no one in the world I’ll ever love as much as I love you.” He pinched my cheeks and laughed heartily at the redness of my face.

The servant stepped back and dropped the tray, stammering out an apology. “Forgive me, Miss Emma! I didn’t mean—” “You clumsy fool!” Sir Williams rushed over, his eyes taking in the scene. “Is everything alright here?” he demanded, his voice sharp. The maid continued to apologize, her face paling with fear. I stepped forward quickly. “It’s fine, Williams. Just an accident,” I said firmly. “But Miss—” “I said, it’s fine,” I repeated, meeting Selene’s gaze head-on. “I’ll go change. Carry on.”