Salad Fingers Sayings Novels & Stories

He still remembers that the eggs were one by one. "Eat, that's your fortune. Don't be refused." "That means I have 4 eggs." In fact, while eating too, Gerald's brain receptors had a chance to connect nasty things. Extraordinary! I glared at his collar, "I pour your face with this sauce." Gerald was irritated. Luckily handsome, so forgivable. Without realizing it, I put the chili slices in my mouth, damn it! "Ah .... water, water, spicy, please." I said while sticking out my tongue. Gerald quickly took the water from the refrigerator. Indeed, the husband has the most understanding of the universe.

“It’s just 40% potato, 5% herbs, and 65% my anxious feeling when I waited for you last night, afraid something bad happened.” “Is your feeling means a metaphor for chili papers?” “No, it means I was a kind person who worried about the safety of her friend,” Selena replied plainly, her hand extended to move the salad plate even closer to Jeremiah. “Now, now, Jemmy, what are you waiting for? I want you to clean this plate out. You must be—hungry after reading all night long…” ‘At least sand is more edible than that salad,’ Armadale chuckled. Yes, apparently there was a murderer on the loose and everyone was eligible to become the prime suspect; and an angry best friend could also be the one.

… smile… he said The most unique five letter word It’s so bright that it makes the world go round …beauty, I said Everyone loves it but it fades with time … water. he said You quench my thirst You feel me with desire My life would end without you. …food… I said You.. wait a minute Olivia, you did not touch your breakfast. Big bro, I am not hungry.

I opened my mouth to say something. Then I saw his hand. He raised his fingers in front of my face, slowly. They glistened under the shower light, slick and dripping with my wetness, and my brain short-circuited so completely that for a full second I just stared at them like I'd forgotten what fingers were. "Lick it." The words landed in my stomach like a dropped stone. I'm sorry what.

He retorts, smirking. I give him the middle finger. "Αντε γαμισου,” I smirk back, making him laugh. “Just because you know how to say ‘fuck you’ doesn’t mean you know the language. Swear words don’t count, although I’m impressed by your accent.” He grins at me and carries on eating.

She poured wine into a glass and raised it for him. “In Bocca al lupo - it's just how Italians say good luck. But the literal translation is, - into the wolf's mouth. I love you until the cows come home and the chickens fly north. Try everything that you can but don't tell me I didn't warn you. You're stepping into the game I have already excelled in.” He told her in a sing-song way. Sierra shot him a glare and closed the door with a thud. Sophia would never like eavesdropping on that conversation but she was glad at least Saul decided to stick to her as against the playboy mechanism in which he always ruled.

“Close. ‘Everything has an end, only the sausage has two’.” “What the hell?” Smiling, I tapped my thumb on the wheel. “Basically, it’s a rendition of ‘all good things must come to an end’.” “Except a sausage?” “Except the sausage.” She let out a breathy chuckle. “Because it has two. Got it. Damn, sometimes other languages have the weirdest sayings.” “I mean, the same could be said for us. We say ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’ or that we are ‘under the weather’. Trying to convey the same sentiment across different languages usually doesn’t hold the same understanding that we know.”

Henry smacked his lips and pushed all his chips forward. “You’re joking.” Devon squinted at my brother. Henry smiled and blinked his eyes dramatically. “It’s a zero-sum game, Monsieur Whitehall. Don’t step into the kitchen if you don’t like the burn.” “You’re mixing two sayings,” I said, biting my Cuban cigar and pushing my chips in. “It’s ‘don’t step into the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat.’ Burn is what you get between your legs when you sleep with enough women to fill Madison Square Garden.”

"Just watch out for you later." "Oops!" Giselle laughed. "Hurry up and leave. Missing the plane will be a hassle." Richard just laughed as they all teased his girlfriend who sat with her face bent. His hands were folded on his chest in exasperation. Also, his eyes glanced at his friends several times. As if she had no intention of replying to their taunts about food. "Olive's baked potatoes are the best in the world, Sula." Harvey chimed in with a taunt for Ursula.

He nodded like the crazy fūck that I have loved since we both started this journey together. He dropped the knife and forced Santoro’s mouth open before shoving his torn ear in it. “Fūcking chew it!” He snarled, holding Santoro’s mouth closed as the fūcker gagged. This right here. That’s exactly why I’m friends—brothers—with this crazy fūcker. You know that song, ‘go best friend, that’s my best friend’? Yeah, don’t ask how I know it, but I was shouting it in my head as Francisco forced the asšhole to eat his own ear.