Sardonic Humor Novels & Stories

“I am fine here alone, thank you. We both know we can not stand each other so I think it is best for you to just leave— “And who do you think you are to just order me around?” This time, his voice sounded so dead serious that it made my lips shut up. He looked at me with evident disgust and then laughed without humor in it. It seems like he just saw the biggest joke in his life and he can not believe it is happening right before his eyes. “A noble ordering me around…” He sarcastically added with a trace of a humorless chuckle on his lips. “Lady, do you really have no idea where you are right now?”

“You brought me here for nothing. If you want me to heal you people let me heal them, but if you plan something else you would better stop it right now, or you'll face the consequences!” But hearing him Varan starts to laugh so hard and with him all his warriors. “You are so funny!” he said. “Yeah..I know,” Sarah said with hatred. “For your information, I happen to have a fantastic sense of humor... a bubbly personality, and I am warm and sensitive like you wouldn't believe.” Varan came closer to her so that he could stand right in front of her right now. “Do you know when I am the funniest?” Sarah whispered to him.