Sardonic Humor Novels & Stories

Just great. “I…uh…I wasn’t referring to you, or anyone here,” I said quickly, trying to recover. “I said it out of instinct. When I see someone I dislike.” He nodded slowly, then said, “Well, I’m sure they must be a real asshole for you to feel that way.” I couldn’t help it, I almost smiled. It was strange, being sarcastic at a funeral, but his tone wasn’t sharp or angry. More… intrigued. Observing.

I wanted to be alone for a while! I felt a tingling in my heart, and I felt pity, and I stared at it tightly and calmly, and I said, But... the doctor's diagnosis may be wrong! Or maybe... Or maybe a joke? I stared at him in incomprehension, and he made a faint sarcastic voice, but he quickly burst out laughing and moving his face! He muttered between his laughter, "This is so much fun." Oh my God! I understood it and said impatiently and indignantly, You are silly! Do you think yourself funny? It's not as cute as you think.

He laughed as a response to what I've done to him. "What's your problem? Do you really think that she's about to scold us?" He burst into laughter. I felt as if I was too slow to not realizing that early. "You're annoying more than words allow me to express," I said and furrowed my eyebrows. "You're so paranoid, you jumped to conclusions. Don't blame me if you are easily deceived. To be honest, that was unplanned, I don't think that you're gonna buy that one." His voice laced with sarcasm. He shook his head as if he was disappointed. I sighed loudly in frustration.

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”

The bronzed Gamma sarcastically stated in between his deep-sounding chuckles. SLAP!

His eyes snap to mine immediately, his jaw getting tight after being caught. “What’s not to like?” I counter, holding my arm out of the cart. “The view is breathtaking and one of a kind. The weather is beautiful. It’s relaxing. Maybe I need to take up golf as a hobby.” This makes him laugh. I’m learning to love the sound of his laugh—the real one. He has a sarcastic one he uses often, but this real one, the one that rumbles deep in his chest…it’s kind of sexy. Can you find a man’s laugh sexy without finding him sexy?

I scoffed and decided to lowkey insult him. " Hindi ka naman mayabang niyan no? " I asked sarcastically and I heard him bark a laugh because of what I said. He finds it amusing whenever I insult him or throwing off sarcasm. Kaya napangiti na rin ako dahil nakakahawa naman talaga ang kaligayan niya.

explained Erito smiling somewhat cynically and in his slightly relaxing fashion. Delwyn Anderson stooped down his head instantly. He then realized that he’d underestimated this opponent of his standing in front of him. Laughing gently with his sadness, disappointment, cynicism, sarcasm, irony and litotes mixed one after another, Delwyn Anderson now lifted up his head again. He stared at Erito Ricky with his eyesight full of hatred, grudge, and vendetta.

Ha ha… His laughter is heavy but loose, he seemed to have not laughed like that in centuries, Burdak who even closed his eyes from laughing so hard, and Randu who didn't move when he saw her husband laughing like that. "I'm just making up. There is absolutely no potion for that… and you believe it!” “Hemph… at least it can make you laugh, when was the last time you laughed like that? You seem to have to do it more often… see the lines on your forehead are getting less and less.” “My life is too hard to laugh about… maybe this is my first laugh this year?” Burdak said sarcastically.

This is proof we will never work out in any way. ‘I didn’t know you had a sense of humour or knew what a joke was? I am just amazed you even attempted something you clearly have no aptitude for.’ It’s sarcastic, cold and venomous. Back to juvenile and Mico slumps and buries his face in his hands with a long low groan.