Sardonic Humor Novels & Stories

I, too, stopped what I was doing and stared back at him. “Are you serious? In that case, are you trying to tell me to stay?”. He asked me, and the bright look on his face did it. I burst out laughing at him, equally dropping my cell phone aside and pointed a finger at him. Did he seriously think that I was being serious with him? I was only being sarcastic. How did he not get that? “Why are you laughing and pointing your finger at me? What is so funny?”. “Nothing. Nothing at all, brother”.

Instead, he laughed yet again and -if anyone else was standing beside him- they'd probably guess he was talking to a comedian. "Yes, you're right. I don't care. I'm just shouting at you right now because it gives me kicks." He said yet again in a heavily drenched sarcastic tone and it took everything in my power to not get up; run to his house and bitch slap him into his senses. I breathed through my nose to make myself calm down. "Aaron, you're making it hard for me to-"

Sarcasm was thrown at him. It was totally uncalled and unexpected when Bill looked up at the sky and burst into crazy fits of laughter, "Father? You call him a father. He was no father, darling. A man leaving his wife for a fucking obese is no father." He bent down trying to detach her from her brother.

His eyes snap to mine immediately, his jaw getting tight after being caught. “What’s not to like?” I counter, holding my arm out of the cart. “The view is breathtaking and one of a kind. The weather is beautiful. It’s relaxing. Maybe I need to take up golf as a hobby.” This makes him laugh. I’m learning to love the sound of his laugh—the real one. He has a sarcastic one he uses often, but this real one, the one that rumbles deep in his chest…it’s kind of sexy. Can you find a man’s laugh sexy without finding him sexy?

I scoffed and decided to lowkey insult him. " Hindi ka naman mayabang niyan no? " I asked sarcastically and I heard him bark a laugh because of what I said. He finds it amusing whenever I insult him or throwing off sarcasm. Kaya napangiti na rin ako dahil nakakahawa naman talaga ang kaligayan niya.

Ha ha… His laughter is heavy but loose, he seemed to have not laughed like that in centuries, Burdak who even closed his eyes from laughing so hard, and Randu who didn't move when he saw her husband laughing like that. "I'm just making up. There is absolutely no potion for that… and you believe it!” “Hemph… at least it can make you laugh, when was the last time you laughed like that? You seem to have to do it more often… see the lines on your forehead are getting less and less.” “My life is too hard to laugh about… maybe this is my first laugh this year?” Burdak said sarcastically.

He has a defeated look in his face. "Okay. Thank you for your time." I say with my voice laced with a lot of disappointment and fear "I'm sorry I couldn't help you. Good luck." He says regretfully. Despite his dire circumstances, Tyler's lips curve into a sardonic smile, and he begins cracking jokes, injecting an unexpected humor into the grim situation in an attempt to cheer me up after seeing the sadness in my eyes. His witty remarks, laced with sarcasm, hang in the air, momentarily lightening the heavy atmosphere of the dungeon.

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"

“I am propagating a unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occurring malevolently in my meritorious piece of clasterubial brain.” [Alright I get it. You are doing nothing. No need to show off your vocabulary, just sayin’.] Noting the implied sarcasm behind the other party’s words, Nero remarked while at the same time taking the opportunity to chide his master that her verbose response was uncalled for. [I heard you’ve been involved with some mishap while I was away.] He added to quickly change the topic. Meanwhile, the girl did not expect to hear this from her pet so with an arched eyebrow, she turned to him and replied,

"Hmmm, very FUNNY. For me to protect Miss Maxine from you is hilarious." "That's sarcastic, 'ya know?" "Your life itself is the definition of sarcasm, young master." Locking his jaws, Dwight took a sip on his water without backing his stare on Isaac down. There are only three reasons for Dwight to get annoyed: the Holmes siblings, getting bored and slow internet connection. Yet now, he thinks he'll add one more person on his lists.