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Sinalo na yata ni Elizabeth ang lahat ng kamalasan sa mundo nang malaman na ‘matandang makunat’ pala ang papakasalan niya para maisalba ang kompanya ng taong nagpalaki sa kanya. Kaparehong rason kung bakit ipinagpalit siya ng kanyang boyfriend. Galit sa lahat at gustong maghiganti, niyaya ni Elizabeth ang taong nakabangga niya palabas—si Wulfric, na kunin ang kanyang virginity. Wulfric, the gray-eyed sexy beast gave her the experience she wouldn’t forget. Lalo na’t pinabaunan siya nito ng kambal sa kanyang sinapupunan. Secrets, betrayal…she doesn’t have a choice but to seek help from the father of her twins. But only to realize, that Wulf was the man she was running from. Hell, hindi matandang makunat ang pinakasalan niya!******* “A-Are you single, Sir?” Elizabeth asked in a shaky voice. He angled his head and his lips became firmer than it was.“Pop my virginity. I’m giving you my piece of hymen.”“You look fragile. Your eyes are sad.” “M-My boyfriend cheats on me.” Muling nagkumpol ang mga luha sa gilid ng kanyang mga mata. That was when Liz saw death in his ash-gray eyes. ——Wulf stared at the twins. “He is our daddy!” they said in unison. Naistatwa siya nang mabilis na tumakbo ang dalawa at yumakap sa kanyang mga binti. Labas ang gilagid na ngiting-ngiti ang batang babae. Nagningning ang mga mata nito nang tumingala sa kanya. “Daddy, we found you!”

Vivian Brown knew she had responsibilities as the daughter of the Alpha, her father was not a man to say no to. Especially when it comes to the Red Crescent Pack. Thomas Bradley the Alpha of the Rogues, a pack of misfits, traitors and wolves who have been banished from their packs has become a threat. His pack growing in numbers, and Vivian's father would do anything to save his pack. Even if that means sacrificing his daughter. In a world dominated by Alpha's, by men. Will this wolf find her voice or is she destined to be a pawn in a very dangerous game?

Allison of the Prima Moon Pack is a rouge on the run from an enemy trying to adapt to her new school. All she wants is to find her mate and live a peaceful life with him and her brother, Mason. She eventually meets her mate; Alpha Brody. The strong and feared Alpha of the Vega moon pack who would do anything to protect her at all costs. As Allison begins to get comfortable as the Vega Moon pack's Luna, an old friend turned enemy is getting closer to finding both her and her brother. Will her love for Brody encourage her to stay and fight or will she keep running and let go of her love for him? Read to Find out

From Rogue to Alpha: Elaina is a young and beautiful female, noble, and a complete kick ass woman. But in many others eyes she has one big flaw... She is a rogue. At the ripe age of 18 she took the Red Dawn pack from an evil Alpha and became the greatest and ONLY female Alpha the world has ever had! She is smart, ambitious, and very beautiful protecting her pack and keeping it flourishing. A true protector. Meet Silas Cohen. Young and devilishly handsome billionaire mogul. Human at that. Always searching for a piece of himself he is missing. Not the playboy type but the type you take home to your mom. And he thinks he has found the perfect woman to fit those dreams. But.. What happens when he is made aware or what she really is? Only time will tell. Follow Elaina, New to it's name : The Moon Forest Pack and Silas on a journey of kick assery, treachery and betrayal! You never know where this will end up and who will be the one to turn their back on their friends, family and frenemies!

Imagine the worst female softball team you ever saw, triple it, and you've got Darci Bloom's baseball team. Darci's got a lot to handle this season. She's ended up in a team full of nonathletic misfits. She's got a huge crush on the girl making a documentary about the team. She's got a difficult dad. Now a crazy Russian couple shows their interest in coaching her team. Will this bunch of weirdos going to blast into her life and change it forever? Will they fall apart or can they win the unexpected?

Book 2 of Mated to the Rogue Alpha. After her father’s death, Karina was seen as cursed/ a bastard due to her questionable birth. On her own, she was cornered by several of her pack members and physically and sexually assaulted. Unable to take it anymore, she ran away from her pack. She lives alone, carrying the scars of her assault and has a distrust for traditional packs due to their bigotry and values that harmed her mother and her. After she meets Connor, she spends one night with him irregardless of knowing that and left, assuming that he would hate her for her rogue nature. She conceives a child and goes to another city only to cross paths with Leo and Isabella who invite her to their pack. She agrees and lives with them, adjusting to a pack made out of rogues and making friends along the way. She gives birth to her son and calls him Levi. Everything turns on its head when whilst attending to Isabella's visitors, her long lost mate and the father of her child is among them.

Elena is forcefully mated to Alpha Lukas, the cruelest and selfish alpha to ever exist in wolf land. Her parents try to convince her that he is the one for her but in reality, they are only giving her up to him so that they can pay off their debt. Elena suffers great emotional and physical abuse under the care of Alpha Lukas with no escape. each time she tries to escape him she is caught and brought back to his mansion only to suffer great punishment. This goes on until a rogue names Damien is caught along the pack's borders intruding. He is brought to the alpha and after being tortured for some days, the alpha decided that the greater punishment would be to keep him as a prisoner in his mansion. When Damien sees Elena for the first time it is evident that they are each other's mates. They start secretly seeing each other and this goes on until Damien suggests that they escape together but Elena fears for her family and tells Damien she can't do that. Damien discovered that Lukas is the one who killed his parents and that he is not the rightful alpha of the pack. With this information, he approaches the elders and the elders suggest that they both fight not only for the throne but also for the woman in question (Elena). Damien wins the fight and he not only keeps the throne but also his mate Elena.

When the Alpha is murdered and Rogues seize control of the pack, Lyra is terrified. Stuck living underground under metres of ice does not stop the heat of the Full Moon. Nor does it stop leader Declan struggling with his history with the bunker. Declan is trying to prevent chaos and starvation, whilst fighting his wolfs yearning for Lyra. She must be ignored. The servant girl, a tainted daughter of the dead Alpha is off limits. However trapped together, every month soon becomes a passionate torture. Hurt by the past, Lyra refuses to let her guard down, even as her heart melts. Rogues are not meant to be trusted, but could it be the secrets she has hidden that bring the pack down?

Small town investigator, Evette, is no stranger to crime scenes. But when her violent nightmares start coming true and she finds herself waking up bloody and naked, she fears she may be the one to blame. Her world is turned upside down when Alpha Thane saves her life, and both Thane and his estranged twin brother claim her as their mate. Evette is a werewolf and she never even knew it. All she wants is a happy ending with her mates, but can she adapt to her new life as a werewolf and free herself from the clutches of her enemies?

Si Pilley "Piper" Perouzé Roshan, isang sikat na artista. Kaisa-isang anak ng gobernador ng kanilang bayan na si Don Emilio Roshan at ni Donya Leonora Roshan na dating sikat na aktres. Masasabing mayaman sila dahil bukod sa dating artista ang kanyang ina at gobernador ang kanyang ama ay marami silang lupang sakahan na ang iba ay kino-kombertido upang maging subdibisyon. Ngunit may hindi alam si Piper kung paanong natamasa nila ang gantong karangyaan. Papayag ba siyang ipagpalit ang kanyang karangyaan upang makamit ang tunay nitong pag ibig? Makakaya niya bang ipaglaban ang pag ibig na magkukubli sa nakatagong katotohanan? O, titiisin niya na lamang ito alang-ala sa mabangong pangalan ng kanyang pamilya? Mananahimik na lamang siya para ikakabuti ng kanyang pinakamamahal ngunit ang kapalit nito ay ang patuloy na paghihirap ng nakakarami? Ano nga ba ang dapat niyang gawin? Sundin ang prinsipyo ng kanyang pamilya o sundin ang sariling prinsipyo niya at ang kanyang puso?