Sentence Humor Novels & Stories

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

“If he didn’t mean to, why would he even consider telling me?” Hailey was speechless. “I just wanted to tease you.” She instantly found this funny. "Now I understand why your mother was so surprised when you made a joke last time." "This man genuinely lacks the brain cells necessary for humor." He likely only cracks jokes when he's in a particularly good mood; he's that peculiar. Hailey's laughter was making Travis feel a bit embarrassed. Fortunately, his habit of maintaining a poker face prevented her from noticing.

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

"All pale and transparent." I laughed. "Boo hoo," I said, smirking. Her expression twisted in confusion. "What is wrong with you?" Oh, she was actually being mean. I really needed to get a grip on this pack’s humor—it flipped from dark and sarcastic to nonexistent in the blink of an eye. "Oh, sorry, I thought you were joking," I said. "Considering you look like a joke, I didn’t realize I was supposed to take you seriously." Oh, it was on.

He looked confusedly at me “Wait…no way you think you think you’re a god, “ I said to be sure he wasn’t serious And if he was then this man might need some professional help with his ego “I’m kidding “ he laughed while I just started at him blankly “Oh come on. You have to admit that was good “ he nudged me “ you’ve only told a good joke once , hopefully that could increase “ I rolled my eyes “That’s a lie. I’m a naturally funny person, I’m good at telling jokes “ he argued “Yeah, bad jokes “ I sassed and he laughed “See that’s how to be funny. Not by telling weird, scary or just totally off….” I rambled “ yeah, blah blah blah. Just shut the fuck up and kiss me “ he cut me off, tightening hi

He said but it came out sounding more like a question. “What?” He took a glance at the dumbfounded look on her face. “You know… just boiling the hell out of it.” He told her. “That was a good one.” She was quite impressed by his humor. “What does it look like I’m doing?” He asked. His voice was suddenly laced with sarcasm as he jerked his chin at the packet of instant noodles. Oh, that wasn’t humor. Lilith realized. She bit her lower lip in embarrassment. His shoulders shook with silent laughter. He loved messing with her.

Lucas said and Brandon smiled. “As long as you heard it,” he said “What? Heard what? Oh sorry, I think I'm having an ear problem which makes it difficult for me to hear what you say, although I can hear what other people say, but I just can't hear yours” he said and Brandon hummed. “You have no sense of humor, Brandon. You don't know when someone is having fun because you are always too serious” Lucas said and Brandon scoffed. “I just don't have time for jokes, Lucas and I'm not kidding when I asked you to stay away from Hannah,” he said and Lucas shrugged.