Shower Thoughts Funny Novels & Stories

I brushed my teeth first and rinsed my mouth with mouth wash multiple times before I discarded my clothes and in the shower I went. The pressure of the water had me gasping. The water poured from everywhere, like a fountain. I was in heaven, eyes closed, moaning in pleasure. The bathroom turned steamy, fast. This was therapy, I could see myself here multiple times a day. After a while I began washing, knowing these showers would be the highlight of my days. I froze mid thought. Why was I thinking as if I was going to stay here? The words Ryan had spoken hours back slipped back to my mind.

But if he thinks he can change the subject after working my body up in such a way, he is sadly mistaken, for I am not done with him yet. "You know that is such a mood killer, you trying to talk business while I am trying to take advantage of you." "Oh, is that what you called that splashing around?" "It is not my fault you ran so much water in the bath." "Well, I did not ever think I will be using the thing." "Hahaha. Your ass is so lazy." "Hey, it is much easier to shower. And if you think about it, we could have had sex in the shower by now."

I rolled my eyes at him and I stood up, “let’s just go to the shower room now so that I can now wash your body.” “Yes, Ma’am,” he was still smiling wide as he stood up. And as we are now heading towards the shower room, I really don’t know what to do or think first. Shall I do it quickly so that my eyes will not be distracted when his m*nhood came into view again? Or should I just enjoy the moment while admiring every glorious part of his body? But as I soon realised how lewd my thoughts are, I started to shake my hand as if shaking off every single dirty thought that was living rent free in my mind.

Before he walks to the bathroom and leaves me all alone standing there feeling helpless. “What did I do?” I murmur under my breath before I hear the water turn on in the shower. Feeling inspiration hit me, I get an idea and quickly rush into the bathroom. “Now is as good a time as any for shower sex.” I think to myself as I watch him slip into the shower with so many ideas popping up into this dirty little mind of mine.

I walk into my room and walk straight into the bathroom to have a shower again. The moment the shower comes on, hot water cascading over my skin, I exhale slowly. For a few seconds, I allow myself to simply stand there… still… letting the heat soak into my muscles, washing away the physical tension. But not the thoughts. Never the thoughts of Lucas. His name slips into my mind uninvited, sharp and intrusive. My eyes close, and a faint frown forms on my face. “Annoying man…” I mutter under my breath.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

A shower is necessary to calm my racing thoughts. Even in this trance-like state, I find an astonishing surge of power within me to push him away. I turned on the shower, allowing the cold water to cascade over my body. Damn it, I can't expect anything from this place, not even a hint of warm water to make myself comfortable in this chilly weather. Yet, he has the audacity to do as he pleases with me. What kind of hypocrite is he? I'm lost in life, constantly subjected to secondhand humiliation.

I scolded myself and slapped both cheeks to stop the filthy thoughts in my head. While I continued to shower, I told myself repeatedly, "Go away dirty thoughts," in order to forget what had happened and to calm my racing heart. DUKE'S POV I tried to calm the beast down my pants who was about to burst out while Elaine was taking her shower. To relax my body, I took a deep breath and closed my eyes. " Just think funny thoughts" whispered to myself as I tried to imagine something funny to calm down the beast. Instead of imagining something amusing, Elaine's body was in front of me completely naked, as I remembered from the night we almost made love; thankfully, I held back and returned to my se

The cold water running down my body is helping as long as I stop thinking about her naked. If I was at my apartment I would simply relieve myself of the pressure in the shower. I heard a tapping on the bathroom door. Beth I heard the shower going in my bathroom, I really need to pee and take a shower myself. I guess he is in my shower shit he must have heard me or he just likes to be clean. I hope he just likes to be clean and doesn't hear me. I don't even know when he got in or if I was loud enough for him to hear with the water running.

I slowly slid down the shower wall until I was sitting on the floor, the water still pouring over me. And then the guilt came. Why would I think about Abby like that? Had I really just masturbated in the shower in the middle of the day? --- To my daughter’s best friend? --- The water eventually turned cool. The sudden chill snapped me out of my thoughts. Before the hot water ran out completely, I forced myself to stand. I grabbed my loofah and washed quickly. Then I rinsed off. My fingers were wrinkled like prunes, which happens when you stay in the water for close to forty-five minutes.