Sidemen Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

To say it has been entertaining would be an understatement of the century. “Oh my gosh!! I cannot breathe. HAHAHAHA!!” I was currently rolling on the floor laughing. The guys have been picking up girls by using the worst line ever. My favorite so far was the line Kaiden used on a poor innocent girl. He got a slap in return. “Hey can you spell ‘ME’?” Kaiden asked. “M-E." The girl said. Kaiden smirked. “You forgot the ‘D.’” “There is no ‘D’ in ‘Me’.”

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

You might want to dial it back a little bit because I'm already obssessed. I was so red from blushing and I look like an idiot trying to keep my calm composure while I'm internally screaming and I'm fighting the urge to smile. He gently hold my cheeks, "It really works, huh? Damon's cheesy pick up lines to make you look cuter." That's unfair, that's a double kill from Dylan.

“Are you the only one racing from your team then, Benjamin? That should make things a little easier for us. Only one clown to deal with on the street.” I tightened my grip on my brother’s wrist as his hands curled into fists. Sid glanced at me. “I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to tell you how sexy you look tonight, Laina. Damn, girl. Those legs.” Benji growled. “Leave it,” I said. Sid licked his lips. “I’ll be seeing you at the starting line, Laina. And in my dreams. Doing all kinds of naughty things.”

Sid always had his own charm, be it his smile or the ocean blue eyes or his curly blond hair that he is obsessed with most of the time he does leave his charm capturing people's mind and sometimes, heart. “ tsk- tsk- tsk “ she gave him a pathetic look Intentionally ignoring her glares Sid continued “ do one thing, take me with you when you meet her ... .all you have to do is introduce me to her and I'll take care of the rest of things…” he winked, shoving the last bite of burger in his mouth. “ Which part of your brain doesn’t remember the words 'pregnancy positive reports'? " she said pointedly with a lower tone.

At this moment, I sincerely was not interested in looking at Damon who is putting em through hell. I walked to the garage and took a scooty driving to Sid's house. He live in a nice mansion with luxurious cars. The moment I had called him telling him that I am coming over, he had been waiting outside at teh gate for me. He smiled when I entered and walked me into the house. "so, how was your day? I didn't see you after college!", Sid said. Honestly, I was not interested in answering that question so I changed the subject, "whats there for dinner?", I asked.

I was about to dial his number when Sidney's call came in. "Hello babe", he said into the phone. I liked his voice and the way he calls me babe. As much as I always try to overlook Sidney's arrogance because it pisses me off, I like him. "Hi, Sidney", I smiled, more to myself. "You promised to make it up to me babe, we haven't gone out in a while"_ he complained. "Yeah. I was just about to give you a call", I lied. The rate at which I was lying since the break of that day's dawn was alarming and hilarious.

“No, I don’t know you. This is an unknown number. Please identify yourself, or I’ll block you.” I waited, tense, for a response. My heart thudded in my chest. Would he back off? Five minutes passed before the phone finally beeped again. “Baby girl, I’m taking a great risk by contacting you. I thought you’d never reply. I’m Sid, your lover and well-wisher.” My stomach churned at the mention of "lover." Sid had been manipulative, twisted. He had no right to speak to me like that. But I couldn’t react just yet. I had to play it smart.

Sidney declared teasing me with his deep voice and his deep gaze. “ For! I ordered, and immediately tried to finish the dressing. "You will be mine again." Sidney smirked. 'It won't happen again, that's for sure. I pulled away before he could even think about touching me. I took the material and started walking towards the door. “ We'll see. I'm dying to feel your taste in my mouth and suck you whole… Yummy! “ He told me with a perverted smile.

White asked as he moved his head trying to find where James was at behind him. "I've asked my first question already and you have yet to answer it." Sidney reached down and lifted up White's tail, pulling up on it hard to lift him up onto his knees. He smacked the silver club across his ass once for effect. "Boy, you sure do have a purdy mouth..." he said in the most country hick voice that he could muster. "Are you seriously going to fuck me?" White clawed at the ground in a feeble attempt to flee.