Skeleton Jokes Novels & Stories

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I asked Bryan, taking a seat behind him. That never happens. " Weird indeed. Seems like he had a run in with his wife this morning", he joked and laughed about it. I laughed too, but not as much as I would have if I had not been married to Hazel. There was an African saying that when a bag of bones is mentioned, an old woman would not join the skit - literally, she is a bag of bones; except for exceptionally obese ones which on the contrary isn't so good considering the possibilities of heart diseases and heart failures: but that was by the way.

“That dude, Skylar is a piece of shit that gets scared easily, dude, for real, cries at everything “. “And how would you know that ?”. “Well he kind of lives in my neighborhood “. Jason replied me. “And you see, around Halloween, last year, dude was stepping around my property and got scared of the skulls in front of my house “. “I was there “. Harper said with an amused grin on his face. “We tried to convince him that it was just decorations but he didn’t believe “. “He didn’t believe because you jacked him up with a skeleton first”. Jason retorted.

- Dessa as soon as the skeleton release from Timot fingertip *wwwooogg!!!* the skeleton was thrown very far away!!! "wwooaaahh!!"- John Carl the skeleton slams near the gasoline station and it suddenly create noise using the gate near it! but after some time it attacks the zombie! "aaahhh! my communication again is lost!"- Christian "Okay, let's move now most of the zombie are running towards the skeleton!"- Bobby we move outside of the gate of the building

“Uncle Jerry, do you know any more jokes?” I glanced over at Iris, half-expecting her to shoot me down again, but she didn’t say anything. So, I leaned in toward Lyra, lowering my voice conspiratorially. “Alright, alright, here’s a good one. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Lyra’s eyes widened with curiosity. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” I said with a wink, and Lyra burst out laughing, her giggles contagious as Logan joined in, even though he probably didn’t get the joke.

“Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?” “Why?” Everyone asked. “Because he had no body to go with him!” Kian answered. Kian: “Why do skeletons never fight each other?” “Why?” Everyone asked. Kian replied eagerly, “Becuase they don’t have the guts! Haha!” “Looks like you will carry on Grandpa’s legacy,” Riley commented, giggling. “Yeah, I can also be a cupid, whatever that means,” Kian said, and the adults laughed again.

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

she wailed uncontrollably, frantically clawing at Vanessa's clothes. Everyone in the room was stunned. "What are you doing?" Vanessa screamed as she struggled. "Let go, you insane woman! Investments always come with risk! How is it my fault if you lost money?" "Investments?" I scoffed coldly. I pulled out a thick stack of bank statements from my bag and slammed them onto the dining table. "You call these 'investments', Vanessa?" I glanced at the male colleagues who had been cracking vulgar jokes at the table earlier and said loudly, "Over the past six months, Vanessa has used Mr. Studdard's name to set up three investment group chats and scammed nearly six million dollars from everyone.

“I ever I'll hire you as my new secretary, are you willing to be laid by me?” Like, big iww! That dork looks even older than my grandfather! Is he even aware that he looks like a corpse who rose from his tomb just now? And I remember answering, “How about you, old hag? Are you willing to die and become your wife and child's meal? Though, I'm sure your dog will be the one to benefit the most. Fucking skeleton.” Damn, when I was out of their building, I laughed my ass out like there's no tomorrow.

I said, smiling as I followed Vish with Lana. *** Vincent had to bribe Cosmos with a bone meal, but in the end, which was right before the anatomy lecture began, he saved Skelly from being chewed up alive. Unlike the other skeletons, Skelly and Boredbones were the only well-behaved and calm skeletons in the lecture. The other alive skeletons played pranks on the professor and ran across the lecture room, laughing creepily with their eerie, chattering teeth. They scared people by having their skulls roll under the benches and then screamed loudly.