Labeled a Bad Boyfriend, so I Walked
On our sixth anniversary, my girlfriend Emily Spencer's childhood friend, Dante Randall, pulls out a "Model Boyfriend Scorecard".
He throws an arm around her shoulders. "Em's too trusting. A guy says a few sweet words, and she falls for it, so I need to screen them for her. After all, nobody knows men better than a man."
Emily doesn't object. She just sighs. "My mom picked the wrong guy in the past. I'm not making the same mistake."
From that day on, every single thing I do ends up on that scorecard.
When Dante calls Emily in the middle of the night to pick him up from a bar, I offer to drive her because I'm worried.
Dante looks me right in the eye and writes, "Tails his girlfriend ever