Juicy
"Girl you alright? We've been calling you all morning! You sound like shit."
"I'm pregnant."
"Oh girl, you and Candyman! Congratulations! But you don't sound too pleased."
"I'm sick."
"Ahhh, morning sickness is a bitch."
"Not that. Pre-eclampsia."
"Ewww, sounds bad, whatever it is."
"Ebonique, just do me a favor and hold it down at the shop for me. Make the deposits nightly, and cancel my appointments. You do that for me and don't screw me over and I'll wave your booth fees for a month."