Spongebob Diary Novels & Stories

he ignored my question and called the server. “Do you have anything spicy here?” “Um...like what?” “Never mind, Do you have French fries?” “Yes.” “I will bring it.” When the server left, he turned to me. “Then what’s that note? Any study stuffs.” “It’s my diary. I will write about myself and my daily life. But I don’t feel like writing it anymore” “Why?” he said without taking his eyes off me. “Cause nothing good happens in my life, so why should I have one. I want life to be happy, interesting with a little of passion, adventure, love which I never found.”

Dear Diary, Hi. It's Gabriella. This is the first time I've kept a diary so excuse me if this turns out awkward. I decided to write because something weird happened to me last week - until now actually - and I badly needed someone to confide in since I don't have any friends.

l was replied with a smack on my head as Giovanni said"U don't have a job so trust that money was never earnt" I was calculatong my options so l did the only think l could think off which was playing dumband say stupid things."Oh hey Gio l did not see you there what a lovely weather we have today hmm l have been thinking why does spongebob live under the sea when he can just live in a sink it would be nice having a sponge doing our dishes just for a penny don't you think but l think..."

“What? Spongeboob?” She releases a high-pitched sound between a scream and a giggle. “I think SpongeBob is ridiculous too baby” Kissing her once more, this time on her cute little button nose, I get off my knees to join Niko where our dinner is dished out in covered plates. "You didn't have to wait for me," I say lowly. When I’m close enough he takes my hand, bringing it to his nose, sniffing at my skin. “You like?” I ask smiling. “It’s a new body butter, Mama sent it over earlier and I thought to try it out.”

Nora replied. "Well, I mean..." Sebastian tried to find an excuse but couldn't find anything to save him from his beautiful daughter's accusation. He glanced at Tera, seeking her help. "Do you know the cartoon character who is a square and yellow in color? The underwater sponge creature?" "Ah, that yellow character under the sea. Yes, I remember, that's Patrick the Star's friend, right?" "Finally!" Tera sighed in relief, "Why do you remember Patrick more than the main character SpongeBob?"

"Look at me when I'm speaking to you." "Later, Uncle!" She pointed excitedly at the screen. "I'm watching SpongeBob!" Then she gasped dramatically. "Look! SpongeBob forgot to feed Gary, so Gary ran away!" Sebastian reluctantly glanced at the television. Sure enough, SpongeBob was running around in tears searching for his pet snail. Despite the fact that he'd neglected Gary in the first place. For some reason, the scene made Sebastian oddly uncomfortable. He immediately looked away and returned his attention to Izzie.

Jane POV God, what did I just do? Masturbating in the office toilet with the thoughts of Brian— of all people. The guy who has been my nemesis for years. I stuff my bag under my arm and slip out praying that no one around sees my disheveled face. Back at the desk, I bury myself in emails but eyes kept darting at the clock. All I need to do is to avoid Brian until the end of the day. This promotion meeting is over and I can hide in my cubicle like a coward.

I asked, she immediately nodded. I turned on the tv for her before i walked to the kitchen to grab something to eat, i was too lazy to prepare anything, so i just poured myself some cereals. I took the bowl and went and sat beside Lilly. And i ended up watching cartoon with her. Yup. What have happened to my life lately is beyond me. "Is that yellow thing a sponge ?" I asked before i placed the spoon in my mouth, "Why would a sponge live under water ?" My eyebrows furrowed, "They also have a pool underwater ? What the fuck!"

Gives me enough time to enjoy. In a span of five minutes I was on the main roads. I ignored the cars and instead of choosing the footpaths, I drive on the roads. Horns interrupted from all near me. Then I decide to not be a bitch to the world for a day and then turn to the footpaths. I was wheeling towards my house but it had been merely some minutes when I heard someone call my name. I turn the wheels around and see Spencer running towards me. "What are you doing out here? In SpongeBob PJs? Blake almost died searching for you." Wait. PJs? Shit. I look down to my clothes and then remember that I had not changed before leaving. I look at Spencer sheepishly and say,

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.