Squidward Shower Cap Novels & Stories

she said, sighing looking at her phone, bringing it to her chest. She walked to her cubicle to drown herself in work before she went home, she was typing furiously when her phone beeped. 2:00pm Squidward : Guess what?!. 2:00pm SpongeBob : You know I'm not good at guessing. 2:00pm Squidward : I'll buy you your favorite ice cream. 2:01pm SpongeBob : How can you buy me ice cream when you are miles away from me except if you want to order it for me and I don't mind.

“God. Now I’m crying on the rug.” “I knew it,” he smirked. “I should’ve filmed this.” I laughed through my tears and hit his arm lightly. Curious, I wandered into the bathroom and froze. The shower was a full glass cubicle with slate tiles, recessed lights, and a digital screen by the side. On the wall, there was a gold label that read: “AQUATONE – VOICE ENABLED SYSTEM.” I narrowed my eyes. …Hello?” A mechanical chime responded, “Greetings. Shower ready. Would you like to begin a morning playlist?”

Andre quips in, not to be outdone. “Okay, we should go.” I bust the little “S” word competition they’ve started and slide out of the chair. I stand and let him remove the cape, now seeing it with my floaty beach dress and tanned skin, it doesn’t look so bad. I can see why she thinks it’s cute, I mean sassy. I guess it is a little bit.

A rather tall guard hurried past Theria and Warren with tears in his eyes. Long curly red locks billowed out from under the black pirate hat like fire, and jade green eyes scrutinized Warren the moment he came into view. They softened at the sight of Theria, “Ms. Sundew, is the Scald Crow ready for launch?” A black long coat with large silver buttons hid her athletic form, as did the bulletproof vest Theria blushed and smiled, “Yes Captain, she's roadworthy as of today.” “I wish I had a hundred more of you, Ms. Sundew, good help is hard to find.” She turned her attention to Warren, “Who is your male companion?”

A purple killer whale about 400 meters long appeared in the air above Xasha's enchantment tower. Xasha was sure that the commotion garnered a lot of attention. The whale grunted and growled at Melody for several minutes, inspecting her with its gigantic eyes. It roared in anger towards the sky and fired off a sound wave that hit the sphere she was in with full force; it was pushed back several minutes. When the sphere came to a stop, it blinked out of existence and reappeared at its original spot without a scratch.

It swam closer, wrapping its appendages around the curve. "Is that what I think it is," Maxim asked? "It is a colossal squid," Esper responded, watching the large cephalopod cradle the dome. The two stared in wonder for quite some time as the bioluminescent sea life danced in the black water. "Thank you for showing me all of this today." Maxim twisted around and propped himself up on his elbows, gazing at the silver-haired dame. "Even though I was supposed to take the lead on the date, you amazed me every step of the way, sharing the aquarium's secrets." He reached over and stroked her cheek, leaning in closer.

"Hi," she said, her green tail swishing in the water behind her. Theresa sighed in relief when she saw Maris, "I thought you'd never come." Maris folded her arms over each other on the grassy shore and placed her chin on it. "I always keep to my promise. Sorry, I'm late, I had to rescue a baby porpoise from the tentacles of a nuisance giant squid." Theresa's eyes brightened. "A giant squid? And you went unscathed?"

’ She pronounced the word and he pushed the titbit into her mouth, she chewed it and grimaced then spat it out wrinkling her nose in disgust, ‘What the fuck was that?’ She grabbed her glass of wine and gulped it down to take away the taste, ‘Have you never had squid before Trina?’ Toby asked nonchalantly taking a big chunk of the calamari and popping it into his mouth chewing enthusiastically but Trina paled, ‘S, s, squid? Those things with suckers on them?’ She stammered and Toby confirmed her nightmare, ‘Yeah, and that’s its ink he dipped it into, tastes divine don’t you think?’

His ruckus alerted an ominous presence, and without warning, the gamer was sent hurtling back by a powerful underwater current blast as the doors swung open. “Yo! The one who comes knocking at ma’ door, you’d pray best and prepare to be floored cuz’ this Lil’ Mushade ain’t low ballin’ today.” What in tarnation?! Zen righted himself underwater and saw a sunglasses-wearing blue mushroom variant. Zen would have mistaken this braided-haired pixie for a rapper NPC if not for that blue skin and disc-like mushroom hat. “Is you that rude muthafaka a’knockin’ on ma door? You’d best be ready cuz’ this dis battle gon be sinkin’ your ship. Ain’t nobody takin’ ma shades nowhere without a rap!”

Swoosh— Gluttony did not answer and leaped from the team. While in the air, several claw shadows descended upon the octopus. Swoosh! The octopus monster remained strangely calm when faced with Gluttony’s attack. It continued to wave its tentacles to meet the claw shadows head-on. Boom! Rip— In an instant, the claw shadows collided with the tentacles. However, what shocked everyone was that Peyton’s claw shadows shattered instantly, having no effect at all.