Ss Chat Wa Romantis

"Ugh, gatal sekali ... aku kepengin banget." Saat mudik untuk tahun baru, mahasiswi cantik yang tidur di ranjang bawahku di kereta tidur tiba-tiba kambuh penyakit tidur berjalannya. Dia menyilangkan kedua kakinya dan bagian pinggulnya terus menggeliat. Sudah lama aku ingin mencoba menikmatinya. Kini selagi dia masih mimpi, aku pun merangkak ke tempat tidurnya ....

When Trevor Received a Chat From an unknown sender, He gets dragged into a war of interstellar proportions. Will he be able to save the multiverse as we know it???

Kehidupan Wa Lang di Bumi berakhir sia-sia. Miskin, sendirian, dan terlupakan. Kematiannya pun tak mulia. Namun, ternyata menjadi awal mimpi buruk baru. Ia terbangun di dunia kultivasi yang kejam, bukan sebagai protagonis berbakat, melainkan sebagai budak dengan sisa hidup sepuluh hari. Sepuluh hari sebelum jiwa dan raganya digunakan sebagai pupuk spiritual untuk menyuburkan tanaman obat para kultivator jahat. Terjebak di antara kematian kedua dan kehidupan sebagai bahan mentah, Wa Lang hanya punya satu senjata: akal sehatnya sebagai manusia modern. Dengan sisa-sisa pengetahuan kimia, fisika, dan psikologi dari Bumi, ia harus meramu, memanipulasi, dan mengakali jalan keluar dari tempat yang seharusnya tak tertembus. Ini bukan kisah tentang menjadi yang terkuat. Ini kisah tentang bagaimana seekor belalang yang cerdik dapat merobek akar pohon ek yang paling sombong.

"Vendi, jangan sentuh lagi .... Tubuhku gatal sekali ...." Di dalam kamar, kakak tetangga membuka kakinya. Wajahnya memerah karena sekujur tubuhnya tidak nyaman. Kerah bajunya terbuka, memperlihatkan sebagian besar kulit putihnya. Aku tak tahan lagi dan naik ke tubuhnya. "Kak, gatal sekali ya? Mau kubantu?"

The fake principessa of the Italvia's mafia had accidentally discovered that I was the long-lost true principessa of the Esposito family. Terrified that I would take everything from her, she posted a bounty in the local mafia heirs' chat: Whoever could get a photo of me in bed and ruin my reputation… She would marry that person. However, even after the Esposito family officially acknowledged me, not a single photo ever reached her. Frustrated, she stormed into the chat, demanding an explanation. I sighed, thinking how utterly naive she was. How could they possibly send her a photo of me in bed? After all… They were the ones acting like dogs for me in bed.

At three in the morning, the class monitor, Hayden Clark, suddenly posted a message in the group chat announcing that the graduation photos would be taken the morning after next. He then sent a payment QR code in the chat, where each student had to pay 50 dollars for the graduation photos. I told Hayden that I had my thesis defense scheduled for the morning after next and asked if the time could be changed. He immediately snapped back at me, “Is your time the only time that matters? If you can’t come, then get lost!” Wanting to keep the peace, I paid the money and went through great trouble to rearrange my schedule. But when the day for the photos finally arrived, Corin Vale told me, “The graduation photos were already taken yesterday!”

"Look, chat! The rich guy who lives in this fancy apartment is secretly a pervert who gropes college girls!" As soon as I stepped out of the elevator, my neighbor Yvonne Shaw cornered me at the door. She tugged at her collar while crying to the camera. "Chat, this is where the guy lives! Just now in the elevator, he covered my mouth and groped me all over... If the elevator door hadn't opened in time, he would have dragged me back to his place!" The comments section exploded, the screen filled with curses aimed at my husband. But later, in court, when they saw my husband who had lost both arms saving someone five years ago... They were all dumbfounded.

Malam itu harusnya jadi malam terindah Alma bisa bersanding dengan Geo, lelaki pujaannya. Tapi justru dia menemukan chat dari mantan pacar suaminya yang membuat shock.

Di dalam gerbong kereta yang sesak. Seorang wanita yang tak sanggup lagi menahan godaanku sedang memegangi perut bagian bawahnya, memohon padaku dengan suara putus-putus, “Jangan… jangan di sini… terlalu banyak orang…” Tapi aku yang sudah merasakan manis tubuhnya, mana mungkin bisa berhenti begitu saja? Aku menjawab wanita itu dengan suara baritonku untuk menggodanya, “Kamu tidak memakai celana dalam, sengaja agar lebih mudah, 'kan? Jangan takut, aku akan pelan-pelan…” Tak kusangka, setelah semuanya terlanjur terjadi, aku baru mengetahui kenyataan mengejutkan bahwa wanita yang ada dalam dekapanku saat ini adalah ibu tiri pacarku.

Two months into my cold war with Sean, the lover he’d been keeping finally danced her way right up to me, the real deal. Everyone expected me to react the same way I always had before, kicking up a huge scene to stake my claim. Instead, I looked at the intimate photos of Sean and her in the group chat, smiled, and sent them my blessing. [Looking good. Wishing you two a long and happy life.] The chat went dead silent. Sean must’ve sobered up from his little paradise because in the middle of the night, he drove home and pounded on my door. He was furious. “Do you think this is funny?” However, I only met his gaze calmly. “Honestly, after all these years, none of it is.”